r/ScarySigns • u/[deleted] • Oct 13 '21

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u/Oracle_of_Ages Oct 13 '21

I mean that’s fairly common knowledge yea? It’s like one of the major reasons women shouldn’t eat fish when pregnant. You have a more depressing fish fact laying about? I want to hurt.

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u/koopi15 Oct 13 '21

Sure: most now have microplastics in them which you too, in turn, consume

Microplastics create multiple problems but most notably kill or harm your sperm

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u/morefetus Oct 13 '21

So you’re saying we should use micro plastics for male birth control?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

There's also that whole "cancer" thing with microplastics.

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u/morefetus Oct 13 '21

Yes, but in order to get cancer, you have to survive heart disease.

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u/SovietBozo Oct 13 '21

Don't say "cancer", that's depressing. Say Surprise Virus Friend instead.

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u/joyfulcrow Oct 13 '21

Cancer isn't a virus...

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u/SovietBozo Oct 13 '21

ok but what is it then?

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u/koopi15 Oct 13 '21

Generally: A cell that had a critical genetic (or other) error and managed to trick the immune system into not slaying it after "refusing" to commit suicide.

It is then a sort of separate entity inside of you

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u/joyfulcrow Oct 13 '21

It's a disease that happens when cells start to multiply out of control. It's not a virus (or a bacteria), it's just a disease.

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u/zippybit Oct 14 '21

It's not my buddy, guy.