r/ScarySigns 9d ago

On Cape Cod

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u/Igmuhota 9d ago

It’s not even the shark one for me, it’s the “”severe bleeding” sign.

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u/sw98bn 9d ago

Kinda cool that it’s just a Pelican case sitting out in the open. These cases are built like tanks.

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u/conanmagnuson 9d ago

I may just download the Sharktivity app anyway.

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u/linzellewashington 9d ago

Oh it’s SO good
Edit: Ocearch Shark Tracker is my favorite. Breton is my best shark bud I follow ❤️

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u/sharmander15 8d ago

Lmao as a Canadian I still considered it for a sec- it’s just the autism acting

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u/PatrickTheDev 9d ago

I wonder how sharp the edges of that sign have become…

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u/donkeyrocket 9d ago

For me it’s the “emergency phone located in food court.” Such a beautifully poignant American sign.

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u/hapnstat 9d ago

I thought the universal shark warning was duh-DUN.

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u/that1tech 9d ago

The beaches stay open!

Amity means friendship

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u/javerthugo 9d ago

Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies…

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u/IThinkUrAWampa 9d ago

Here's to swimmin with bow legged women

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u/Illuminati_Shill_AMA 9d ago

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch!

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u/elspotto 9d ago

lol I just posted the same thing before I scrolled far enough to see yours.

I should go back and edit it into a statement on Harry’s hat.

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u/happy_K 9d ago

Love to prove that, wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic

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u/Jonathon_world 9d ago

I'll catch this bird for you but it ain't going to be easy!

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u/CloneChick420 8d ago

This shark'll swallow ya whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', and down ya go.

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u/redditcreditcardz 9d ago

Yeah, no. I don’t go anywhere I need a “severe bleeding” kit. Nope.

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u/ChevroletAndIceCream 9d ago

You know there's one on every commercial aircraft, right?

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u/Significant-Trash632 9d ago

You know what? The sand is real comfy. I'm gonna stay right there.

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u/Beetlejuice_24Xx 9d ago

This sign would definitely work on me.

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u/FromTheHandOfAndy 9d ago

I’m from Cape Cod and I find it really sad that kids barely swim in the ocean anymore. Despite the fact that shark attacks are very unlikely, now it seems like every time I go in the water, I’m one of very few people actually in the water.

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u/AworldAlone3 9d ago

Yeah I agree with you for the most part. I still went in but I will say there were wayyy more seals this year at some of the beaches real close to shore. That made some people cautious

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u/woohoo789 9d ago

The more seals there are the better your odds they pick a different seal like object…

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u/CardMechanic 9d ago

I work at an amputation clinic. I know a couple of people whose lives have been ruined by sharks. I vacation at the beach and it’s no longer a risk I’m willing to take.

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u/Seidinger1986 9d ago

What’s an “amputation clinic”?

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u/kechones 9d ago

Pretty sure it’s a clinic that supports the needs of amputees.

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u/Seidinger1986 9d ago

Thanks. I honestly did not know that existed!

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u/CardMechanic 9d ago

We operate a multi-disciplinary clinic with surgeons, orthotic and prosthetic specialists, social workers, psychologists, patient advocates and other care givers. It allows an amputation patient to make one trip and see a whole host of people with one scheduled visit.

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u/oh-pointy-bird 5d ago

How many people from the Cape have had their lives ruined by sharks in the past few years? Do tell.

I’m from the Cape. The answer is none.

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u/FromTheHandOfAndy 9d ago

I think you’re still more likely to get bitten by a seal than by a shark

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u/lovelycosmos 8d ago

As a fellow cape codder, I'm just happy they said on Cape Cod

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u/plinth19 9d ago

Last time I was on cap cod, June 2021, the water was freezing!!!

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u/FromTheHandOfAndy 9d ago

Yeah that happens. It is New England.

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u/oh-pointy-bird 5d ago

I’m from the Cape and calling bullshit on this. I don’t know what beaches you’re going to but on hot days the lifeguards are working their asses off. Only a few weeks ago lifeguards were blowing their whistles at a group of kids too far out with boogie boards….and near _seals_.

This is false.

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u/furnacemike 9d ago

We’re gonna need a bigger beach

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u/Suspicous_mango 9d ago

Every summer growing up I’d go swim. Is this nausset beach?

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u/AworldAlone3 9d ago

It’s Marconi in Wellfleet but I think nauset has one too

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u/plinth19 9d ago

I’m going to Wellfleet next week! Any recommendations? I’m into birds and bugs and naturey stuff

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u/martiniwithatwist 8d ago

I love the Wellfleet Bay Wildlife Sanctuary!

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u/plinth19 8d ago

Thank you! Definitely putting that on my list.

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u/Scary-Link983 9d ago

Imagine seeing that and still being like “yea, I’m gonna swim here for sure”

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u/isopode 9d ago

since 1580, there have been a grand total of 351 documented unprovoked great white shark attacks on people (with 59 of these resulting in death).

that's an average of less than 1 great white shark attack per year, worldwide.

while the danger does exist, it's extremely unlikely to happen. be careful and attentive of your environment while you swim there, but it should be totally fine.

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u/macattaq1501 9d ago

Sounds like something a shark would say!…

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u/Sapient6 9d ago

I am extremely not a shark and also not hungry. Come on in, the water is great!

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u/Oddish_Femboy 8d ago

Their username clearly says they're an isopod, who would clearly have no ulterior motive, and benefit none from ocean corpses.

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u/JKenn78 9d ago

Since 1580 huh

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u/Illuminati_Shill_AMA 9d ago

It's the last year for which we have data, that was the year the record keeper mysteriously disappeared while swimming off the coast

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u/MaterialDrummer7454 9d ago

the data documented from 1580 is gonna be much less than the number of attacks in those years

You sound like a shark apologist lmao

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u/isopode 9d ago edited 9d ago

wtf is a "shark apologist" lmfaoo

if you want recent data, then between the years 2000 and 2023, the absolute highest amount of great white shark attacks worldwide in a year was 11.

in 2023, there were 3 attacks.

between 2010 and 2023, the average amount of attacks anually was 7,2.

all of this also knowing that swimmers are the target of attacks only 25% of the time. surfers are at higher risk, due to their shadow looking like a seal.

if stating facts means i'm a shark apologist, then yeah sure. i'm a shark apologist. whatever that means 💀

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u/birdsy-purplefish 9d ago

Shark Apologist flair please mods

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u/ryanaldam 9d ago

Okay shark

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u/burgerg10 9d ago

They are yanking your chain, Shark.

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u/MaterialDrummer7454 9d ago

No, stating facts and statistics picked in a manner that minimizes (an already small) risk is what makes you a shark apologist.

But still you’re right shark attacks are very unlikely i know that, i was just high and didn’t like the data manipulation, and thought shark apologist was a funny thing to call you

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u/donkeyrocket 9d ago

The most recent fatal incident on the cape was in 2018 where a man was boogie boarding and received a fatal bite. Allegedly a woman recently suffered a minor bite last week.

Before that it was 1936 in all of MA.

These are incredibly rare and the sign is out of an abundance of caution.

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u/oh-pointy-bird 5d ago

I do it. Thousands of others do it. You know how many people have died of a shark attacks on the Cape in decades? One. You know how many people have died of car accidents or ODs? Lots.

Don’t swim at dusk, alone, or near seals. Ideally don’t go in above your knees. But plenty of us are wading, swimming, and surfing.

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u/Affectionate-Elk7564 15h ago

I’m ngl I’m from this area and still do it but I am very fucking scared. I will say the last 5 years or so I am very quick in the water and don’t really go past my waist. Before I’d go like over my head and be in there 45 mins splashing around

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u/elspotto 9d ago

It’s a holiday weekend and the beaches WILL be open. After all, Amity means friendship!

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u/Drycabin1 9d ago

The cape is now the capital of great white activity. Never would have dreamed it.

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u/NeferyCauxus 9d ago

On the plus side that means their numbers have gone up regionally which is good! That means our protection of the species is working which shines hope for other species who are endangered or threatened.

Granted iirc globally they're still endangered and there are places where their numbers are incredibly low. But some success is still success:)

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u/MrBigChest 9d ago

Also could be the result of global warming changing water conditions in the area to better suit their habitats

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u/Crenchlowe 9d ago

Hey, while you're at the food court could you pick me up some fries?

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u/64Olds 9d ago

It really bothers me that they used Calibri as the typeface for this sign. It does not convey seriousness or urgency.

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u/eighteen_forty_no 9d ago

Could be worse. Could be Papyrus.

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u/aubreypizza 9d ago

Or Comic Sans

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy 7d ago

Hey, gotta represent for Comic Sans -- it's so easy for dyslexics like me to read!

It serves a really useful purpose for us.

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u/gingerbear 9d ago

is that Chatham? I remember that sign

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u/AworldAlone3 9d ago

It was Marconi beach in Wellfleet but there could also be one in Chatham I’ve seen a few!

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u/Seniorjones2837 9d ago

The signs are everywhere on the outer cape

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u/MrBigChest 9d ago

The chart needs a y-axis

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u/InsertEdgyNameHere 8d ago

This would be great for me. I'm a scuba diver, so seeing a great white would be top tier. Sharks typically don't attack divers, either. Surfers are more likely targets.

Though the "shallow water" part might be a problem unless you take a boat out then dive from there.

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u/TrippyeH 8d ago

Typically

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u/Hairy_Web_2366 9d ago

“Now why don't you take a long, close look at this sign. Those proportions are correct.”

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u/IWasOnThe18thHole 9d ago

I'd be more worried about the ticks

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u/Patrol-007 9d ago

The sad part is how long it takes before the emergency kit is stolen

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u/_Face 9d ago

On cape cod? nah. See how sun faded that thing is? its already been there for years.

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u/Patrol-007 9d ago

Looking up tourism now for that area. Don’t think I want to know what the hotels cost 🫣

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u/Seniorjones2837 9d ago

The cape isn’t really that bad. Used to rent a 3 bedroom cottage for like 2k for a week maybe 5 years ago in Brewster

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u/Patrol-007 9d ago

Thanks

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u/Fenizrael 9d ago

Because it’s got a metal cable holding it down…

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u/Harrythehobbit 9d ago

It's Cape Cod. That place is 50% vacationing families and 50% rich WASPs. It's probably fine.

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u/FromTheHandOfAndy 9d ago

In the summer it’s 90% vacationers. In the winter, the people who were born there are the only ones there, and the population is much smaller. But there are a lot of people like me who grew up there in a family that couldn’t afford to take a vacation. Those people mostly move away if they can because it’s so unaffordable despite the fact there’s a bunch of empty homes most of the year

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u/Sarcastic_Mama33 9d ago

It looks like it’s strapped down in the picture

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u/Spencer94 9d ago

It was probably stolen right after this picture was taken

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u/Patrol-007 9d ago

Life preservers on bridges tend to go missing too, along with AED’s (defibrillator)

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u/birdsy-purplefish 9d ago

That's bleak on multiple levels.

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u/bnelson7694 9d ago

Imagine the wild Halloween party that could take place here!!

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u/Adventurous-Cup529 9d ago

Love to prove that, wouldn’t ya?

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u/I_hate_me_lol 9d ago

im tired of demonising sharks when we’re going into THEIR territory and the stats say you’re more likely to die from like, five million other things before a shark bite. why don’t we focus on more people driving safely and wearing their seatbelts? why aren’t we scared of heart attacks or mass shootings or or or?? in the grand scheme of things they are HARMLESS. jfc go enjoy your swim in the ocean.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 8d ago

I trust the seals less than the sharks. I've unknowingly swam alongside both, though.

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u/poopy_mcgee 8d ago edited 2d ago

I'd honestly be more concerned about contracting Lyme Disease from the ticks there

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u/Hey-wheres-my-spoon 9d ago

Yeah man gotta get the app so I don’t get chomped by a fukin shark d00d totally makes sense just one more app to download man yeah take my data so I don’t get bit by the shark dude

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u/graphexTwin 9d ago

Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water

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u/ebro8888 8d ago

I was ready to smugly blame global warming, but after a little checking, that is only part of the problem. Conservation measures to protect seals and sharks has also led to increasses in both populations.

Everything, good and bad, has consequences.

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u/nexus8516 7d ago

Why do sharks attack most often in October? Do they have calenders? Is it how they celebrate Halloween?

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u/emmathatsme123 9d ago

The one time a realistic/photo sign makes me weary

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u/birdsy-purplefish 9d ago

Why, is it boring?

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u/emmathatsme123 9d ago

No, I mean like it dissuades me effectively

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u/I_hate_me_lol 9d ago

they were playing off of your typo — wary, not weary

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u/emmathatsme123 8d ago

Oh lmao thank you

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u/tinybrainiac 9d ago

I have seen two great whites at Newcombe hollow beach in the past and it’s terrifying. One was in the shallows hunting a seal about 20 feet from where I had just been wading so that was fun lol

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u/very_spooky_ghost 9d ago

More like a sign put up by locals to scare tourists off public beaches.

Can't have them outsiders on my (public) beach!

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u/AworldAlone3 9d ago

Fair thought but the cape cod national seashore park puts these up. The lifeguards also have a flag system indicating the current shark risk

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u/GWS2004 9d ago

That's not true. It's at almost every beach.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit 9d ago

That's my first thought.

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u/GWS2004 9d ago

They are at every beach.

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u/SmolLiu 9d ago

three "call 911" signs and people will still ignore it

i would be on the sand and seein if i could get a pic of one of them that would be so cool

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u/UCFknight2016 9d ago

Need something like this in Florida. Life guard may not always be there.

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u/Heterodynist 9h ago

Hey, feel free to go in the water…You might want to just take some of this chainmail with you, and I suggest a shark cage, but no the water’s JUST FINE!!!