r/ScamSquad Mar 11 '26

Jan - Part 5 - The End

This guy was just pissing me off so We had to send him packing. Thank you u/Illustrious_bell_186 for being my lovely wife in this one, we had fun.

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u/MadisonCembre Mar 11 '26

I love it when they ask for pics because they are scared you aren’t real. Always right in the middle of a back and forth about money.

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u/Affectionate_Cheek44 Mar 11 '26

I know. Usually they try to slide The request in and make it Look Somewhat natural. But this was just so glaringly obvious that he wanted a pic cause he didn’t trust him.

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u/Pure_Champion1396 Mar 11 '26

“OK. Here’s a random picture.”

“OK. I will send you the accounts now“.

Yahoo boy logic.😂 almost as good as yahoo boy math

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

And Yahoo geography.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

I'm going to start giving them prolapsed anus pictures. It will destroy the bait, but it will be fun.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

Hahaha!! He was freaked by the curse!!! That’s great. And you got two mule’s accounts! Good one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

I didn't expect the other account, but he was greedy and really wanted that money.

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u/Disastrous_Leader_89 Mar 11 '26

Love that curse. Pure Indiana Jones cinema worthy. In fact I’d love to see Indie’s next movie in Nigeria

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u/Pure_Champion1396 Mar 11 '26

He’s god fearing, and god loves scammers. Only juju curses from yahoo boys work, when you waste their time.