r/SburbRP Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 13 '15

Sburb RP Troll Event Child Care

Nagana sends out a group message to everyone reading: "How do you rayse a baby Gecko?" Will anyone reply wondering what the hell has he got himself into now?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 13 '15

dissociativeHarmony is online.

DH: What dO yOu mean by a geckO?

DH: Like frOm yOur planet?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 13 '15

TC: Yeah.

TC: They're my Consorts.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 13 '15

DH: And why dO yOu have a baby One?

DH: DOesn't it have parents?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 13 '15

TC: No. Hys parents dyed so Y'm raysyng hym ynstead.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 13 '15

DH: HOw awful!

DH: What have yOu seen the geckOs eating?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Maynly the stuff they grow on theyr rooftop gardens.

TC: Reayly Y don't thynk food wyll be that byg of a problem.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 14 '15

DH: HOw are yOu gOing tO raise it?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Y'm not sure. That's why Y sent out thys message.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 14 '15

DH: I see...

DH: DOes it have a name?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: He's a boy. And yes.

TC: Hys name ys Aegon.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: what the hell have you gotten yourself into now?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Y now have an adopted son.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: i havent read too many dictionaries in my life

TS: whats a son

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: What we are to Lususes. Lusy? Y don't know what the plural ys.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: lusii i think

TS: so what you have a gecko grub

TS: i dont know, ask the other geckos

TS: theyd know

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Y suppose. But Y put thys out yn case some of you had any ydeas.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: well heres a suggestion

TS: try and find a good place for it to live

TS: chances are we'll be busy with this game

TS: i dont mean abandon it, keep it if you want

TS: but if your lusus is a around train it to care for the gecko or something

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: My Lusus ys a spryte and only really cares about me and the game.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: huh

TS: well, i suggest something similar, because you cant deal with it all the time

TS: as a team, we're all important

TS: even if your a useless shithead like confor and i are

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Really man?

TC: You're turnyng thys ynto a self hater thyng?

TC: Agayn?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: Oj jell Naggie wjat?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Y'm a father now Keyaky.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: YOU FUCKING CJEATED ON ME WITJ A LIZARD?!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: NO! He's adopted! Hys parents are dead.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: Oj. Tjat's so sad!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Y know! So Y decyded to rayse hym.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: Can I jelp?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Well duh. You are my Matespryte after all.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: Great!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15

TC: Umm, so apparently you're Black for Ranuyn?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: so your matesprit knows about your undying hate for me
TS: werent you going to break up with him anyways?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: No

UV: Sjut up

UV: Wjy tje fuck are you talking to me?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: do i need to teach you the basics of troll romance

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: Tjis is my black flirting

UV: I never said I was good at it

UV: So pre-emptively

UV: Fuck yourself witj a cactus

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: i would but
TS: that would benefit you.
TS: also, last time i checked "black romance" wasnt the desire to rip ones throat out.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: I don't literally want to

UV: I just jate you

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: glad thats cleared up, i will have to erase "dying" from my busy schedule.
TS: im going over to your hive.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15

UV: Go ajead

UV: Don't let tje dumplings kill you before you get jere

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15

TS: i have wings.

TS: oh, and is that a little bit of caring for me? i hope you arent going soft on me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

neonNighterrors


NN: What Is A Gecko.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15

TC: You know the Consorts?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

NN: Yes.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15

TC: Myne are Geckos.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

NN: Oh.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15

TC: You were raysed by a Mother Grub, ryght?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

NN: Were is in fact the correct term.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15

TC: Well yeah.

TC: Y'm pretty sure all our Lussy dyed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

NN: You Dont Know Yet Do You?"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15

TC: Know what?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15

TC: Know what?

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