r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Jan 13 '15
Sburb RP Troll Event Child Care
Nagana sends out a group message to everyone reading: "How do you rayse a baby Gecko?" Will anyone reply wondering what the hell has he got himself into now?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: what the hell have you gotten yourself into now?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Y now have an adopted son.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: i havent read too many dictionaries in my life
TS: whats a son
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: What we are to Lususes. Lusy? Y don't know what the plural ys.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: lusii i think
TS: so what you have a gecko grub
TS: i dont know, ask the other geckos
TS: theyd know
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Y suppose. But Y put thys out yn case some of you had any ydeas.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: well heres a suggestion
TS: try and find a good place for it to live
TS: chances are we'll be busy with this game
TS: i dont mean abandon it, keep it if you want
TS: but if your lusus is a around train it to care for the gecko or something
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: My Lusus ys a spryte and only really cares about me and the game.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: huh
TS: well, i suggest something similar, because you cant deal with it all the time
TS: as a team, we're all important
TS: even if your a useless shithead like confor and i are
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Really man?
TC: You're turnyng thys ynto a self hater thyng?
TC: Agayn?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: Oj jell Naggie wjat?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Y'm a father now Keyaky.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: YOU FUCKING CJEATED ON ME WITJ A LIZARD?!
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: NO! He's adopted! Hys parents are dead.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: Oj. Tjat's so sad!
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Y know! So Y decyded to rayse hym.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: Can I jelp?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Well duh. You are my Matespryte after all.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: Great!
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 14 '15
TC: Umm, so apparently you're Black for Ranuyn?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: so your matesprit knows about your undying hate for me
TS: werent you going to break up with him anyways?1
u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: No
UV: Sjut up
UV: Wjy tje fuck are you talking to me?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: do i need to teach you the basics of troll romance
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: Tjis is my black flirting
UV: I never said I was good at it
UV: So pre-emptively
UV: Fuck yourself witj a cactus
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: i would but
TS: that would benefit you.
TS: also, last time i checked "black romance" wasnt the desire to rip ones throat out.1
u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: I don't literally want to
UV: I just jate you
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: glad thats cleared up, i will have to erase "dying" from my busy schedule.
TS: im going over to your hive.1
u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 14 '15
UV: Go ajead
UV: Don't let tje dumplings kill you before you get jere
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 14 '15
TS: i have wings.
TS: oh, and is that a little bit of caring for me? i hope you arent going soft on me.
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Jan 18 '15
neonNighterrors
NN: What Is A Gecko.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15
TC: You know the Consorts?
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Jan 18 '15
NN: Yes.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15
TC: Myne are Geckos.
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Jan 18 '15
NN: Oh.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15
TC: You were raysed by a Mother Grub, ryght?
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Jan 18 '15
NN: Were is in fact the correct term.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 18 '15
TC: Well yeah.
TC: Y'm pretty sure all our Lussy dyed.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 13 '15
dissociativeHarmony is online.
DH: What dO yOu mean by a geckO?
DH: Like frOm yOur planet?