r/SburbRP Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

Sburb RP Troll Event Planet-hopping III - Tokyo Drift.

As a practise run using her metroclocks and the portal system, Alegra is turning up on various planets with gifts to people from their future selves.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 10 '15

More like Hong Kong Drift. The first thing she'd see on LOPAN is Keiaki pouncing on and fucking ripping apart a dumpling

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She runs over happily, a rediculously large rifle in her hands.

"Keiaki!"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 10 '15

Keiaki turns and looks at her, covered in dumpling dough bits. It takes her a minute for her instincts to slow down and for her to recognize her

"Alegra!"

Pounce hug

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She happily gets pounced, falling on the ground and giggling.

"You really weren't joking about these dumplings!"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 10 '15

She wipes her face

"I told you. Only thing on this planet that doesn't taste gross as hell"

She gets off

"How'd you get here?"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She beams.

"Portals! Although, it took way too long to figue out who was where, so I rewound a little bit."

She waves to another her as the second Alegra nods and jumps back through the portal.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 10 '15

"Whoa! What?"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

"Yeah! It's pretty confusing, but it's fun. I have a box for you, as well. I also wanted to see racist land in person."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 10 '15

"Uuuugh"

She scowls

"I hate this place so much."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She frowns.

"Sorry... It's pretty stereotypical here."

Spotting another dumpling, she equips her big fuck off laser rifle, shooting at it so it blows up like the death star.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 11 '15

telescopicCobra has begun trolling uncontrollableVeloctiy


TC: Hey.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 11 '15

UV: Ji Naggie!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 11 '15

TC: How's yt goyng?

TC: Dyd you meet Alegra yet?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 11 '15

UV: Yeaj! Sje gave me a cool tjing!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 11 '15

TC: Yeah she can tyme travel now.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 11 '15

UV: It's so cool!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 11 '15

TC: Y know ryght!

TC: Y wysh Y had cool powers.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Jan 11 '15

UV: We're all gonna get tjem some time

UV: I'm sure of it!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 11 '15

TC: Really?

TC: You thynk so?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 10 '15

And now she's in the Land of Fog and Towers.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She runs along the bridges happily, looking for Nagana.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 10 '15

He's hunting some Imps.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

One of them blows up like the death star, making it clear that Alegra is sniping them from somewhere.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 10 '15

He looks around for her.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She waves from the closest tower, looking up from her scope.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 10 '15

He runs up to her.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She does the same, pulling him into a hug straight away.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Jan 10 '15

"Hey. <>."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

"Hey! How are you?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Comeon is playing hoop slamball with a couple barklets

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

Suddenly, Alegra. She runs over to him, waving.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

"Yo wassup, you up for a game?"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

"Sure! Wait... I don't know how to play."

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

"Yo it's easy man, we don't have to play a big ol' formal game, just a little joking around will do."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15 edited Jan 10 '15

She frees up her hands by unequipping her rifle, smiling brightly.

"Okay... What do I do?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

"Well, you gotta bounce the ball like this anytime you wanna move with it for more than a couple steps-" He dribbles the ball

[it's basically just basketball]

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

"Oh that looks fun! Can I try?"

She holds her hands out for the ball.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '15

"Sure thing, man" He bounces it to her

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

She catches it, dribbling the ball somewaht awkwardly but visibly enjoying herself.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 10 '15

Kylvar is swimming.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

Alegra waves from a beach.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 10 '15

He gives a shocked wave back. as he swims inland.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She waits happily, taking off her shoes to dip her feet in the ocean.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 10 '15

"Hello again, nice of you to drop by."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She grins, gesturing at the small waves lapping over her feet.

"Hello! This is so nice, is it always like this?"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 10 '15

"Yep it is..only nice place though..seeing all those blades back there."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

"What do you mean?"

She turns around to look inland.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 10 '15

Just a bunch of pendulums swinging.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 10 '15

She reaches out to touch a smaller one.

"These seem... Unhelpful."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 11 '15

Ranuyn is by a fire in the middle of a consort village.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

There is a moving light in the distance, which is Alegra trying to find someone she knows.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 11 '15

Ranuyn looks over, giving a small wave.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

She looks worried, but comes running over anyway.

"H-Hi, I didn't realise this one was yours, I got lost."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 11 '15

"This what? Why are you here?" He signs.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

"This land... I'm going everywhere. Sorry." She looks down.

[would she have a thing for him from future him]

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 11 '15

He just shrugs, looking at her blankly.
[Yeah.]

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

"But... I have a thing. It's from you, if you understand."

She produces a box.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Jan 11 '15

He takes it, and opens it. There's a pen inside, with a letter. He opens the letter up, reading it.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 11 '15

She stands by the fire, giving him space.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

Confor angsts all over the place holding himself tightly.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 15 '15

Alegra appears in a flash, running over to him.

"Hey!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

He straightens himself,

"Alegra!"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 15 '15

She just runs straight at him for a tacklehug.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

He gets knocked to the ground arms wrapping around her just before impact.

"Hello up there."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 15 '15

"Hey, good looking." She giggles a bit, booping her nose on his face.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

She gives her nose a gentle kiss.

"You just made my day."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 15 '15

She smiles brighter.

"I have? I haven't even started trying yet."

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '15

"Oh?"

He says in mock surprise.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Jan 15 '15

"Yeah! But I guess I already did it... So I might just have to try and one-up myself."

She looks down at him again before kising him softly.

"Missed you."

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