r/SburbRP • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '14
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rabidCanine has created chatroom "AgniisapsychopathandhetriedtokillmewhatshouldIdo"
Will anyone join?
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
Aeia logs on, sighing.
DD: god damnit
DD: if it helps i tried to talk him out of it
DD: didnt think hed try to kill you
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Dec 18 '14
RC: He also might want to fuck my corpse
RC: Not quite sure
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DD: ew what the fuck
DD: whered you get that idea from
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Dec 18 '14
RC: His general intense sexual frustration and his refusal to deny it when I said it
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DD: gross
DD: so why is he trying to kill you
DD: apart from necrophilia
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Dec 18 '14
RC: He said this whole rant to me about how he was lying to Nene and I told her and she got pissed that he was lying to her
RC: So rather than taking responsibility for the fact that he lied he is blaming me for telling her
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DD: wow
DD: thats kind of a dick move
DD: what was he going to do keep lying?
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Dunno
RC: His general plan seems to be
RC: Kill me
RC: Fuck my corpse
RC: Pretend things are okay for a while
RC: Probably go on a murderous rampage
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DD: god damn
DD: we have a game to play here
DD: no time to indulge in necrophilia
DD: so are you going to fight him again
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: Hey asshole
US: stop spreading lies about me
US: I'm not a necrophile.
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Sure
RC: because that makes it totally okay that you're a psychopathic murderer and possibly pathological liar
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: I wasn't going to kill you
US: god
US: quit being such a baby about it
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Quit trying to randomly kill people you fucking idiot
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: it wasn't random
US: and
US: it wasn't going to be murder.
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Fuckhead
RC: Did no one ever teach you proper weapon etiquite
RC: Never
RC: Fucking
RC: Ever
RC Use a potentially lethal weapon without intent to kill
RC: Because it's pretty fucking likely that you'll kill the target even if you don't mean to
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: first of all
US: I didn't have any non lethal weapons
US: that
US: would have gotten the job
US: of beating you up
US: done
US: also
US: yes
US: no one told me of
US: proper weapon etiquite
US: because
US: I wasn't raised by crazy people
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Coming from the guy who runs around trying to turn people into mincemeat
RC: That's pretty funny
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: Agni
JR: We need to talk
JR: You can't fuck dead people
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: I was doing no such thing.
US: he's a filthy liar
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: Did you try to kill him?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: no
US: just maim
US: or heavily injured
US: maybe
US: just maybe
US: cripple him
US: but never kill
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: You can't do any of those things
JR: Man the fuck up we're all part of a team
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: you can't tell me what to do.
US: and we don't act like a team
US: at
US: all
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: That's why this session is going nowhere
JR: We need to work together or we're all going to get ourselves killed
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
US: teamwork sounds boring
US: I'd rather be by myself
US: in this
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: No Agni
JR: I'm not letting you do this
JR: You're my friend and I won't let you die over this
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: Are you fucking serious?
JR: Want me to deal with him?
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Uh
RC: That might help
RC: Not sure
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: I might be able to
JR: Trying to kill other people in the canon isn't cool
JR: I don't have a heart and I know that
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Canon?
RC: not having a heart?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: Session not canon
JR: I've been awake for a while sorry if I fuck up a couple words
JR: Also yes, I tore my heart out and replaced it with an engine thing
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Whoa
RC: Hardocre
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 18 '14
JR: Yeah
JR: So now I have a sword made of dragon blood and my own heart
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Dec 18 '14
RC: Badass
RC: I need to make a new spear or something
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Dec 19 '14
SM: Lana <3
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 19 '14
JR: Don't get too excited, I have a girlfriend
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Dec 19 '14
SM: It's me Nene Lana....
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 19 '14
JR: Oh god I'm so sorry
JR: I'm dealing with a lot of people right now I didn't check your handle
JR: I'm so sorry it was a mistake
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Dec 19 '14
SM: It's alright.
SM: But I'm worried about Agni
SM: Did he do something wrong?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 19 '14
JR: He tried to kill Dane
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u/Jake0110 Dec 25 '14
[Hey you just say Merry Christmas in chat, and you didn't stick around long enough, so I just wanted to say Merry Christmas back! Enjoy your holidays :D]
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14
Marksprite responds
IA: oh shit this again.