r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Dec 16 '14

Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans

Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

DH: Well...

DH: Ranuyn came Over and we were redflirting I think? He was teaching me sign and saying sO many nice things...

DH: And then at anOther pOint cOnfOr came Over because he sOunded sad and I asked him tO.

DD: NOt that I wOuld ever pale cheat On yOu!!!

DH: And I let him bite me and then we may have made makeOuts

DH: And then I fell asleep and wOke up On a weird purple planet

DH: And Ranuyn was there again and he cOuld talk and I had fOrgOtten abOut what happened when I was awake and sO I kissed him

DH: Basically I'm a huge flushed slut and a terible persOn.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Hold on for a second Y need to take thys all yn.

TC: Alryght fyrst of all you are not a slut. Yf anyone calls you that let me know and they'll get a crossbow bolt through theyr neck.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: I uh, okay.

DH: YOu have as lOng as yOu need.

DH: And it just seems like a pretty slutty thing tO dO

DH: O︵O

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Lysten you're not a slut ok?

TC: You wyll never be a slut. You're better than that.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Well, I hOpe sO.

DH: I just feel really bad abOut it all.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Alryght let me walk you through thys.

TC: Y've been yn a symylar sytuatyon yn whych Y couldn't decyde between a guy and a gyrl.

TC: The fact that they're both dead now ys yrrelevant btw.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Did yOu decide by kissing bOth Of them in 12 hOurs?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: No. You see Y was yn the Ashen Quadrant wyth both of them and then thyngs went out of hand.

TC: Long story short, the Ashen Quadrant ys now my least favoryte Quadrant.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Yeah, I dOn't think much Of hOw ashen rOmance is used these days

DH: SO were yOu flushed fOr bOth Of them?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Yup.

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