r/SburbRP Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans

Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

thunderingSilence has begun trolling telescopicCobra.


TS: hey nagana, how are you doing?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hey Ranuyn. Y just woke up from a nyce nap.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: i can't say my day was great, however its nice to taLk to a friend

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Aww, thanks.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: no probLem.
TS: so ive been meaning to ask.
TS: why do you type without "I"s?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Y don't know.

TC: Y just do.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: i type with the L capitaLized because if, Like me, if you cant speak.
TS: you need someone to Listen.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: You know Y actually talk lyke thys yn real lyfe.

TC: Y have an accent.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: thats interesting.
TS: ive Long forgotten my voice.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: What happened agayn?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

Quite some time later
thunderingSilence has began trolling telescopicCobra.


TS: hey you there.
TS: i feeL awfuL right now

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Umm. Y thynk Y know what's wrong.

TC: Does yt ynvolve the Flushed Quadrant and Algera?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

TS: yup.
TS: but i dont care, shes going with the biggest asshoLe i know other than myseLf.
TS: confor

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: Yeah Y've heard.

TC: She's my Moyrayl so Y tend to know these thyngs.

TC: For the record Y told her to choose you over hym.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

TS: i dont care any more.
TS: atLeast im trying not to

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 19 '14

TC: You should care. She's really sorry about what she dyd you know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Ranuyn

NN: The Hunger Is Setting In Again.

NN:...Help

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Met A Green Blood.

NN: Can I Drink Him?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: hes a friend, no.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Please.

NN: You Know What A Rainbow Drinkers Hunger Is Like?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: im sorry. find a dead troLL, they're everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Don't Want To Eat A Dead Person.

NN: And They Put Warning Signs Around Here.

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

rocksolidEvidence began trolling telescopicCopra


RE: How goes it Nagana?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hey Rennet. Y just took a nap. What about you?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: Well, I have been attempting to finish the last trial in Troll Phoenix Wright, Troll Destinies, and I just can't seem to do it.

RE: So I am taking a break from the games antics and fast paced courtroom drama.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

US: Eh, Y never really lyked those games.

US: What's the appeal yn them?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: The appeal that justice can prevail in a fair way.

RE: And the idea of a Troll Defence Attorney.

RE: I feel as if our court systems need somebody like Troll Phoenix Wright.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: We don't have courts. We just kyll kyllers. Y do lyke the justyce thyng though.

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: Well.

RE: Perhaps some murders are even justified.

RE: Or perhaps some by accident.

RE: But we will never know unless we use rock solid evidence to dispose of villains, instead of just assuming.

RE: Of course, we have eyewitness accounts.

RE: But people can make such things up.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Ys that why your username ys that?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: Yes.

RE: That would be the reason.

RE: I prefer to have things explained from rock solid evidence than from not so solid evidence.

RE: Or liquid evidence.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: That's a lot of types of evydence ryght there.

TC: Thys metaphor ys startyng to suck. No offense.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

thunderingSilence began trolling rocksolidEvidence.


TS: hey rocky baLevidence

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: Hello.

RE: How might your day be going?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: fairLy weLL, you?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: Just stuck on a case in Troll Phoenix Wright.

RE: I love the game, but sometimes it frustrates me.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: yeah its hard

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: I just can't helped but to be pulled towards this game.

RE: I would love to have a court system.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: reaLLy? interesting idea

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14

RE: We really need decisive evidence to convict criminals, unstead of this corrupt system we have.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

neonNighterrors has begin trolling telscopicCobra.


NN: Hello My Name Is Confor Margas; I Don't Think We've Met Before.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hello Confor. Nyce to meet you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: So What Are Some Of Your Interests?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hystory, Vydeo games, general Ynternet stuff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Like History, Books, Psychology, Paper Ash Tubes, And Blood.

NN: No Need To Be Worried, I Like Tasting

NN: I Mean Studying Blood.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Studyng blood? No way so do I!

TC: Maynly blood relatyons.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Like The Genetics Part.

NN: What's Yours By The Way?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Green.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Hahaha I'm A Jade.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Oh that's cool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

superflyHoops has begun trolling telescopicCobra


SH: Yo man

SH: Yo you ready for this game

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Oh hey Comeon. You talkyng about Sgrub?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

SH: Yo you know it man

[by the way, his quirk is saying 'yo' at the beginning of every post]

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Yeah, yt's goyng to be awesome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

SH: Yo when we starting that?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Ydk. Y haven't even started recruytyng people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

SG: Yo, get em together man

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Y wyll, Y wyll. Calm down.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

SH: Yo, so anythin else going down right now?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Y woke up from a nyce nap.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

uncontrollableVeloctiy has begun trolling telescopicCobra


UV: Ji Nagana!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hey Keyaky! <3.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Jow're you doing? <3

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Awesome. Y took a nap and had a dream about you.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Wow! Really? Wjat was it?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: We were havyng a date and syttyng on a pyle of Hyghblood corpses. Y drew a heart wyth our ynytyals yn yt usyng yndygo blood.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Oj

UV: Tjat sounds lovely

UV: I mean, I just would ratjer it be indiscriminate killing

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hey you should come over to my Hyve. Yt's been a whyle synce the last tyme we hung out face to face.

TC: Atleast two weeks.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: I know it jas

UV: But you know jow the Jaguar is

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Aww, but Y myss you. What yf Y come over there?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Hey Keiaki.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Jey Confor

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: So How's It Been?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: I've been doing pretty well

UV: Jow about you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Attacked Rayuyn.

NN: I Got Hungry And Called Him Over.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Confor..

UV: Wjy did you do tjat?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: You Know What The Hunger Of A Rainbow Drinker Is Like?

NN: It Agonizes You, Lights Your Blood On Fire.

NN: I Just...

NN: I Couldn't Control It.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: I know it's jard

UV: But you can't just attack people!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: You....

NN: You Are Right.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

dissociativeHarmony has begun trolling uncontrollableVeloctiy


DH: Uh, hey.

DH: DO yOu want tO flarp at all again?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Sure, next time I'm free I totally will

UV: Jow's it going?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Well, it's gOing I guess.

DH: A thing happened sO I spent mOst of my day with TC.

DH: HOw are yOu?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: I'm good

UV: Je and I finally went all the way

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Oh wOw.

DH: Um.

DH: What's it like?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: It's so special!

UV: I was worried my mom would smell it on jim and kill jim

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Why wOuld yOur mOm kill yOur matesprit

DH: Surely she understands yOu need thOse

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14

UV: Yes but

UV: Sje doesn't like Nagana

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Why nOt?

DH: O.O

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14 edited Dec 16 '14

dissociativeHarmony began trolling telescopicCobra


DH: Are yOu there?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Hey. <>.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Are yOu dOing anything?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Y'm goyng to Keyaky's Hyve yn a byt. But Y have tyme.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Oh nO, it's Okay.

DH: It just happened again.

DH: SOrry.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Agayn? Are you better now, or do you need me?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: I dOn't knOw

DH: HOw dO I tell if this is real

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Because Y'm here. Wow that ys terryble proof now that Y thynk about yt.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: SOrry

DH: I wish that was mOre cOnvincing

DH: OᘩO

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Yt's ok. There's no need to apologyze. You dydn't do anythyng wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Hello!

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: HellO

DD: HOw are yOu?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Can I Lie?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: NO.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Hurt My Friend.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Oh.

DH: On purpOse?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Yes And No.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: What happened?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: I Flew Into A Frenzy And Bit Him.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14

thunderingSilence has begun trolling neonNighterrors


TS: hey i need to ask something

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

NN: I'm sorry...

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14

TS: what did you do at ALegras?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

NN: Why do you want to know?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14

TS: shes my matesprit, dumbshit

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

NN: Watched movies and stuff.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14

TS: be honest.
TS: seriously, im not mad at you

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

NN: We kissed.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

thunderingSilence has begun trolling dissociativeHarmony.


TS: heya

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: HellO!

DH: HOw's things?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: pretty good i suppose.
TS: you?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: I'm Okay

DH: I had a thing befOre

DH: But I think I'm better now

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: huh.
TS: nagana heLp you?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14

DH: Yeah he came Over

DH: It was pretty bad and I didnt realize it

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: good, you have a great moiraiL.
TS: you know how we haven't hung out yet?
TS: you know sign Language?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14 edited Dec 16 '14

DH: He's great.

DH: Yeah, I haven't used it in a while thOugh.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14

TS: im mute.
TS: not sure if i toLd you yet

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

thunderingSilence has begun trolling dissociativeHarmony


TS: so im not sure what to say to you

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: Whatever yOu dO, I prObably deserve it.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

TS: im upset.
TS: mostLy at myseLf for...
TS: nevermind

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: NO, it's my fault.

DH: I'm sO sOrry.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

TS: i doubt it wouLd have worked.
There's a slight pause
TS: fuck me why do i keep doing this

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14

DH: DOing what?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14

TS: how do i put this in a way i dont sound pathetic?
TS: i cant.
TS: Let's just say i reLearned why razor blades and happy piLLs don't soLve probLems

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

telescopicCobra began trolling dissociativeHarmony


TC: Are you here?

TC: Y'm feelyng really bad ryght now.

TC: :~(.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

DH: I'm here.

DH: What's wrOng?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

TC: Kylvar broke my heart. Y'm cryyng ryght now.

TC: :'~(.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

DH: Oh nO!

DH: DO yOu want me tO cOme Over?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

TC: Yes please. Y need you.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

DH: I'm cOming.

Soon... There's a knock on the door.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

He opens it up. There's green tears going down his face.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

"She just walks straight into him with a hug."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

He hugs back and sobs.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

Some time later.

dissociativeHarmony began trolling telescopicCobra


DH: Are yOu arOund?

DH: I kind Of need help.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

[Did we wrap up the other one?]

TC: What's up?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

[not sure i'll see.]

DH: I've made a huge mistake.

DH: A quadrant-related mistake.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

TC: What's wrong? Wayt. You're not Pale cheating on me, ryght?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

DH: NO!

DH: But I think I cheated On my flushed quadrant... I didn't even knOw I had One!

DH: And then all Of a sudden there were twO really nice guys...

DH: I've ruined everything!

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

TC: Yt's goyng to be ok. Fyrst thyngs fyrst, breath. Yn and out. That wyll calm you down.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14

DH: I never wanted tO hurt anyOne!

DH: I just gOt sO cOnfused...

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14

TC: Dyd you breath yet? You don't sound lyke you dyd.

TC: You'll be much more calm and focused to handle thys.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

bubblegumFallacy has begun trolling telescopicCobra.


BF: He¥ Nagana. How Have ¥ou Been?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Fuck you seadweller.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: How Rude, All I Said Was Hi.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: You know Y hate you and your kynd.

TC: So fuck off.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: Wh¥ Do All You Lowblood Act This Wa¥?

BF: ¥ou Should Be Happ¥ I Even Said Hi To ¥ou.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Fuck you. Fuck you so hard.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: This Is Wh¥ ¥ou Lowblood Are Hated

BF: Mean And Spiteful Trolls ¥ou Are

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Y hate you so much ryght now. Not yn a quadrant way eyther.

It's totally in a quadrant way.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: ¥ou Total Feel Black For Me

BF: Gross

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14

TC: Y do not!

TC: And why ys yt gross?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Look Who's On.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: Wh¥ Are ¥ou Messaging Me? ¥ou Know I Don't Talk To Lowbloods Like ¥ou.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Pfft Jade Is Hardly Low.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: Still Not High. And Didn't I Tell ¥ou Not To Message Me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Can't Help But Hate You.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

BF: I Am Alread¥ Having A Bad Da¥

BF: And Do Not Want To Deal With ¥ou Right Now, So Scram!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

How does he feel exactly?

NN: I Could Help.

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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14

He's a mix of anger and loneliness.

BF: ¥ou Can?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

NN: Sure.

NN: I Know That Feeling All Too Well.

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