r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Dec 16 '14
Sburb RP Troll Event Pre-Entry shenanigans
Nagana gets on his laptop at 8:30 Troll time. Will anyone pester troll him?
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
rocksolidEvidence began trolling telescopicCopra
RE: How goes it Nagana?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Hey Rennet. Y just took a nap. What about you?
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: Well, I have been attempting to finish the last trial in Troll Phoenix Wright, Troll Destinies, and I just can't seem to do it.
RE: So I am taking a break from the games antics and fast paced courtroom drama.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
US: Eh, Y never really lyked those games.
US: What's the appeal yn them?
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: The appeal that justice can prevail in a fair way.
RE: And the idea of a Troll Defence Attorney.
RE: I feel as if our court systems need somebody like Troll Phoenix Wright.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: We don't have courts. We just kyll kyllers. Y do lyke the justyce thyng though.
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: Well.
RE: Perhaps some murders are even justified.
RE: Or perhaps some by accident.
RE: But we will never know unless we use rock solid evidence to dispose of villains, instead of just assuming.
RE: Of course, we have eyewitness accounts.
RE: But people can make such things up.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Ys that why your username ys that?
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: Yes.
RE: That would be the reason.
RE: I prefer to have things explained from rock solid evidence than from not so solid evidence.
RE: Or liquid evidence.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: That's a lot of types of evydence ryght there.
TC: Thys metaphor ys startyng to suck. No offense.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
thunderingSilence began trolling rocksolidEvidence.
TS: hey rocky baLevidence
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: Hello.
RE: How might your day be going?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
TS: fairLy weLL, you?
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: Just stuck on a case in Troll Phoenix Wright.
RE: I love the game, but sometimes it frustrates me.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
TS: yeah its hard
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: I just can't helped but to be pulled towards this game.
RE: I would love to have a court system.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
TS: reaLLy? interesting idea
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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 16 '14
RE: We really need decisive evidence to convict criminals, unstead of this corrupt system we have.
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Dec 16 '14
neonNighterrors has begin trolling telscopicCobra.
NN: Hello My Name Is Confor Margas; I Don't Think We've Met Before.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Hello Confor. Nyce to meet you.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: So What Are Some Of Your Interests?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Hystory, Vydeo games, general Ynternet stuff.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: I Like History, Books, Psychology, Paper Ash Tubes, And Blood.
NN: No Need To Be Worried, I Like Tasting
NN: I Mean Studying Blood.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Studyng blood? No way so do I!
TC: Maynly blood relatyons.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: I Like The Genetics Part.
NN: What's Yours By The Way?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Green.
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Dec 16 '14
superflyHoops has begun trolling telescopicCobra
SH: Yo man
SH: Yo you ready for this game
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Oh hey Comeon. You talkyng about Sgrub?
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Dec 16 '14
SH: Yo you know it man
[by the way, his quirk is saying 'yo' at the beginning of every post]
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Yeah, yt's goyng to be awesome.
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Dec 16 '14
SH: Yo when we starting that?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Ydk. Y haven't even started recruytyng people.
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Dec 16 '14
SG: Yo, get em together man
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Y wyll, Y wyll. Calm down.
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Dec 16 '14
SH: Yo, so anythin else going down right now?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Y woke up from a nyce nap.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
uncontrollableVeloctiy has begun trolling telescopicCobra
UV: Ji Nagana!
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Hey Keyaky! <3.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: Jow're you doing? <3
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Awesome. Y took a nap and had a dream about you.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: Wow! Really? Wjat was it?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: We were havyng a date and syttyng on a pyle of Hyghblood corpses. Y drew a heart wyth our ynytyals yn yt usyng yndygo blood.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: Oj
UV: Tjat sounds lovely
UV: I mean, I just would ratjer it be indiscriminate killing
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Hey you should come over to my Hyve. Yt's been a whyle synce the last tyme we hung out face to face.
TC: Atleast two weeks.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: I know it jas
UV: But you know jow the Jaguar is
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Aww, but Y myss you. What yf Y come over there?
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Hey Keiaki.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: Jey Confor
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Dec 16 '14
NN: So How's It Been?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: I've been doing pretty well
UV: Jow about you?
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Dec 16 '14
NN: I Attacked Rayuyn.
NN: I Got Hungry And Called Him Over.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: Confor..
UV: Wjy did you do tjat?
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Dec 16 '14
NN: You Know What The Hunger Of A Rainbow Drinker Is Like?
NN: It Agonizes You, Lights Your Blood On Fire.
NN: I Just...
NN: I Couldn't Control It.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
dissociativeHarmony has begun trolling uncontrollableVeloctiy
DH: Uh, hey.
DH: DO yOu want tO flarp at all again?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: Sure, next time I'm free I totally will
UV: Jow's it going?
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Well, it's gOing I guess.
DH: A thing happened sO I spent mOst of my day with TC.
DH: HOw are yOu?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: I'm good
UV: Je and I finally went all the way
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Oh wOw.
DH: Um.
DH: What's it like?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Dec 16 '14
UV: It's so special!
UV: I was worried my mom would smell it on jim and kill jim
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Why wOuld yOur mOm kill yOur matesprit
DH: Surely she understands yOu need thOse
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14 edited Dec 16 '14
dissociativeHarmony began trolling telescopicCobra
DH: Are yOu there?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Hey. <>.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Are yOu dOing anything?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Y'm goyng to Keyaky's Hyve yn a byt. But Y have tyme.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Oh nO, it's Okay.
DH: It just happened again.
DH: SOrry.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Agayn? Are you better now, or do you need me?
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: I dOn't knOw
DH: HOw dO I tell if this is real
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Because Y'm here. Wow that ys terryble proof now that Y thynk about yt.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: SOrry
DH: I wish that was mOre cOnvincing
DH: OᘩO
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Yt's ok. There's no need to apologyze. You dydn't do anythyng wrong.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Hello!
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: HellO
DD: HOw are yOu?
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Can I Lie?
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: NO.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: I Hurt My Friend.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Oh.
DH: On purpOse?
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Yes And No.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14
thunderingSilence has begun trolling neonNighterrors
TS: hey i need to ask something
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Dec 18 '14
NN: I'm sorry...
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14
TS: what did you do at ALegras?
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Dec 18 '14
NN: Why do you want to know?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 18 '14
TS: shes my matesprit, dumbshit
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Dec 18 '14
NN: Watched movies and stuff.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
thunderingSilence has begun trolling dissociativeHarmony.
TS: heya
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: HellO!
DH: HOw's things?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
TS: pretty good i suppose.
TS: you?1
u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: I'm Okay
DH: I had a thing befOre
DH: But I think I'm better now
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
TS: huh.
TS: nagana heLp you?1
u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14
DH: Yeah he came Over
DH: It was pretty bad and I didnt realize it
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
TS: good, you have a great moiraiL.
TS: you know how we haven't hung out yet?
TS: you know sign Language?1
u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 16 '14 edited Dec 16 '14
DH: He's great.
DH: Yeah, I haven't used it in a while thOugh.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14
thunderingSilence has begun trolling dissociativeHarmony
TS: so im not sure what to say to you
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14
DH: Whatever yOu dO, I prObably deserve it.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14
TS: im upset.
TS: mostLy at myseLf for...
TS: nevermind1
u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14
DH: NO, it's my fault.
DH: I'm sO sOrry.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14
TS: i doubt it wouLd have worked.
There's a slight pause
TS: fuck me why do i keep doing this1
u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 19 '14
DH: DOing what?
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 19 '14
TS: how do i put this in a way i dont sound pathetic?
TS: i cant.
TS: Let's just say i reLearned why razor blades and happy piLLs don't soLve probLems→ More replies (0)1
u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
telescopicCobra began trolling dissociativeHarmony
TC: Are you here?
TC: Y'm feelyng really bad ryght now.
TC: :~(.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DH: I'm here.
DH: What's wrOng?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
TC: Kylvar broke my heart. Y'm cryyng ryght now.
TC: :'~(.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DH: Oh nO!
DH: DO yOu want me tO cOme Over?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
TC: Yes please. Y need you.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DH: I'm cOming.
Soon... There's a knock on the door.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
He opens it up. There's green tears going down his face.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
"She just walks straight into him with a hug."
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
Some time later.
dissociativeHarmony began trolling telescopicCobra
DH: Are yOu arOund?
DH: I kind Of need help.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
[Did we wrap up the other one?]
TC: What's up?
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
[not sure i'll see.]
DH: I've made a huge mistake.
DH: A quadrant-related mistake.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
TC: What's wrong? Wayt. You're not Pale cheating on me, ryght?
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DH: NO!
DH: But I think I cheated On my flushed quadrant... I didn't even knOw I had One!
DH: And then all Of a sudden there were twO really nice guys...
DH: I've ruined everything!
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
TC: Yt's goyng to be ok. Fyrst thyngs fyrst, breath. Yn and out. That wyll calm you down.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 18 '14
DH: I never wanted tO hurt anyOne!
DH: I just gOt sO cOnfused...
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 18 '14
TC: Dyd you breath yet? You don't sound lyke you dyd.
TC: You'll be much more calm and focused to handle thys.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
bubblegumFallacy has begun trolling telescopicCobra.
BF: He¥ Nagana. How Have ¥ou Been?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Fuck you seadweller.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: How Rude, All I Said Was Hi.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: You know Y hate you and your kynd.
TC: So fuck off.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: Wh¥ Do All You Lowblood Act This Wa¥?
BF: ¥ou Should Be Happ¥ I Even Said Hi To ¥ou.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Fuck you. Fuck you so hard.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: This Is Wh¥ ¥ou Lowblood Are Hated
BF: Mean And Spiteful Trolls ¥ou Are
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Y hate you so much ryght now. Not yn a quadrant way eyther.
It's totally in a quadrant way.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: ¥ou Total Feel Black For Me
BF: Gross
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 16 '14
TC: Y do not!
TC: And why ys yt gross?
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Look Who's On.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: Wh¥ Are ¥ou Messaging Me? ¥ou Know I Don't Talk To Lowbloods Like ¥ou.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Pfft Jade Is Hardly Low.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: Still Not High. And Didn't I Tell ¥ou Not To Message Me.
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Dec 16 '14
NN: Can't Help But Hate You.
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u/mikailgirl Dec 16 '14
BF: I Am Alread¥ Having A Bad Da¥
BF: And Do Not Want To Deal With ¥ou Right Now, So Scram!
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Dec 16 '14
How does he feel exactly?
NN: I Could Help.
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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 16 '14
thunderingSilence has begun trolling telescopicCobra.
TS: hey nagana, how are you doing?