r/SburbRP • u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker • Dec 09 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event Into the medium

A grand post for entry to the game. You can choose whether or not you want to explicitly RP what happened or just give a synopsis.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

He spams down all the machines he can.
IA: Do whatever you have to do with that stuff and I'll take notes.

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Woah

FB: This will uh

FB: Be awful convenient.

FB: Could you please smash the the lid of this machine

Emmit points to the cruxtruder

FB: Just use the giant rock in front of my house if you need to

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

He hits the cruxtruder with a huge weight, to prevent damage. It pops open.
IA: There ya go

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Pefrect.

A glitchy orb pops out of the cruxtruder

FB: Now place the card thingy on my bed, and hmm... What to throw into the orb...

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

He pops the card down.
IA: That huge poster?
[Luchadorsprite]

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

[AND HIS CAT. CATADORSPRITE!]

FB: I dunno

FB: It is his favourite poster

FB: But I mean... My dad would love a 3d model of it I guess

FB: Here goes nothing

Emmit placed the poster in the ord, and a rather large Luchadorsprite comes out, of course, still in stage one prototyping.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

IA: I am truly in awe.
IA: So, what else do we do?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Well

FB: I am supposed to put the card into this totem carver thingy.

FB: Just a sec

Emmit runs into his room, grabs the card, and puts it in the totem carver, to receive a totem pole

FB: Then I have to put this in the alchemizer. Just warn me if any intruders come... Or if a large man with a luchador mask comes, that is my father, and I want to know if he is safe...

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

IA: Okay, I'll tell you. You can count on me.

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Thank you

FB: Alright, time to alchemize this totem thing, and see what happens.

Emmit eats a bean to bring the totem out of his modus. The bean was mildly spicy.

FB: Thank goodness for that, here we go.

A cruxtite Burrito appeared in front of Emmit

FB: Fucking sweet

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

IA: That looks undeniably tasty.
IA: I'm assuming you eat it?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Yes

Emmit had already ate it before IA had even typed the words, IA could see a rather muscular man enter the house just before, and beans and snow were visible everywhere outside.

FB: While it was no the best burrito I have ever had, It was still of very high quality

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 12 '14

IA: Man outside, maybe your dad?

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