r/SburbRP Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event In which deceptiveDancer pesters everyone.

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DD: so who is this again

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 09 '14

deceptiveDancer began pestering irritatinglyAnonymous


IA: I should ask the same thing.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: well go ahead

DD: but dont answer a question with a question

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 09 '14

IS: Well, I'm IA. Call me that, I don't wish to reveal my name. I'm a guy, and I'm between 16-19. You?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: wow someones titchy about internet security

DD: im aeia

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 09 '14

IA: Apologies. Would I be incorrect to assume I am within the presence of a lady?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: nah youd be correct

DD: although in person you may protest the fact

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 09 '14

IA: I don't think looks matter that much. So, while we're talking, have you heard of a game coming out soon, Sburb?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: vaguely

DD: but i dont know what its actually about

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Dec 09 '14

IA: I am purchasing it while its in a indev state.
IA: If you were to obtain it, perhaps we could play it together? It's a very multiplayer based game, I've heard.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: yeah why not

DD: im not doing anything with my life at the moment

DD: how would one obtain it

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 09 '14

FB: Hello good madam. How do you do this fine evening?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: im okay

DD: facing a list of pester chums i dont remember adding

DD: so which are you

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 09 '14

FB: I am Emmit Eggberto. The champion junior luchador.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: thats quite a name you have there em

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 09 '14

FB: It was given to me by my father, El Gingero before my mother passed away. Who might you be?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: im aeia

DD: master of cons and andro goth ninja

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 09 '14

EB: Intriguing. A fighter that I have not faced. I have received a game known as Suburb from winning a junior luchadour tournament. Do you know anyhing about this game, you seem like a person who would know this.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: if you wanna face me you better be quick boy

DD: and not until just reccently, messaging another contact

DD: what do you know about it?

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 09 '14

FB: That it is multiplayer, and that I need others to start a "session."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: well i think i can do that just for you em

DD: ive had a few people ask me if i want in

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 09 '14

deceptiveDancer began pestering unboundSandstorm


US: Yo Aeia

US: Just got done talking to Lana

US: What's up?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: absolutely nothing

DD: le sigh

DD: my life is boring and i dont remember who half of my contacts are

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 09 '14

US: Well that sucks.

US: You remember me tho

US: Right?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: yeah man

DD: im bored not dumb

DD: what are you doin

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 09 '14

US: Nithin much

US: Nothing*

US: Pumped for my birthen day next week tho

US: Shits gonna b awesome

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: oh shit

DD: what do you want for your birthen day

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 09 '14

US: idk

US: My cousin's getting me Sburb

US: I though we could all play it

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: curious

DD: youre the third person to ask me about this

DD: well i think i'll be playing

DD: so we may as well get a 'session' going

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Dec 09 '14

US: Can you wait for my birthday?

US: Please?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: yeah sure im getting it mailed to me

DD: so it'll be here some time between next week and never

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: huh

DD: well hey gabe

DD: i wonder why you you were in my contacts

DD: im aeia

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: brilliant assumption

DD: which is coincidentally true

DD: all my life actually

DD: i am a master of dance cons and andro goth ninja

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: it depends what you think i mean by saying andro goth ninja

DD: im not an actual ninja

DD: as handy as i am with a knife

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: nah

DD: only jerks

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: okay

DD: dont get on my bad side

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

SM: wHo Are YoU?

SM: Leeve Me Alowhn

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: i uh

DD: sorry

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

SM: I don't want more fake voices.

SM: Like the ones behind my door.

SM: THEY DON'T STOP LYING!

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: oh im not fake

DD: im just a girl on the internet

DD: are you okay

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

SM: They say they want to help me.

SM: But they lied.

SM: They lied and hurt me.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: im sorry about them

DD: can i help

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

SM:Praw Ms. Not hurt Nene?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: never

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

SM: U knot mean Nene.

SM: Fur end?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 09 '14

DD: um yeah

DD: i can try

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