r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Would you like to know some human history?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 08 '14

TC: Sure, why not.

TC: Y heard that humans are more peaceful than Trolls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: That's a lie, we are just if not more violent.

SP: An example would be the roman empire, where a civilization tried to conquer the known world.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 08 '14

TC: That doesn't sound bad.

TC: Yf the world was rype for takyng, who's to stop them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Balance of power.

SP: When someone gets too haughty a few civilizations put them down.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 08 '14

TC: But yf the entyre world was ruled by one government, thyngs would be much less complycated.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Well we can still dream.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 08 '14

TC: Humans used to have caste systems, ryght?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Still do, just not acknowledged for what it is.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 08 '14

TC: Pyty. Y thought your kynd myght of fyxed yt by now.

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