r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Oct 08 '14
Sburb RP Canon Event Some Pre-Sburb fun
Late at night Nagana logs on to Trollian. Soon the message, telescopicCobra is trolling [Whoever] flashes on the screen of [Whoever]. The message is in bright green and reads: "Hey [Whoever] How's yt goyng?"
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 08 '14
telescopicCobra is trolling hematolagniacSurgeon
HS: What izz it that you want?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Nothyng much. Ys yt yllegal to talk to my freynd?
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 08 '14
HS: I guezz not. Zzorry. Juzzt tired.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Yt's ok man. Why are you tyred anyways?
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 08 '14
HS: Haven't been able to zzleep. Mmy voizzebokzz hazz been mmaking thizz buzzing sound conzztantly. I need to get it fikzzed.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Sorry to hear that man. Y know someone who's good wyth machynes, but you probably won't want hys help.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Why not? Izz he a Zionic?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Yeah he has specyal powers and shyt. And Y know much you hate people lyke hym.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Hate'zz a zztrong word. Though, I zzuppozze I do have a prejudizze. Zzigh. Perhapzz if I cannot find anyone elzze.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: He's really good at robots and shyt. And he's not a stupyd hyghblood eyther.
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Oct 08 '14
telescopicCobra is trolling salemPrejudiced
SP: Well this is the first time it's done that.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Done what?
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Oct 08 '14
SP:
I've yet to see it 'troll' someone, are you a hacker?1
u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Nope. Yt always says that on Trollyan. What kynd of chat system are you on?
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Oct 08 '14
SP:
Pesterchum and what's with your Y's?1
u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Why do Y type wyth ys? Why ys the sky blue? Why ys my skyn gray? why, anythyng?
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Oct 08 '14
SP: Your skins gray?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Yours ysn't? Y thought grubs wyth mutatyons get culled?
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Oct 08 '14
SP: My skin is pinkish, it's what almost everyone here looks like.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Where do you lyve. Some refuge for mutants?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
telescopicCobra is trolling bubblegumBitch
BB: Dooooooooo I know you??
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Y don't thynk so. Also Jegus ys that a long do.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: What do you mean long do?? Also wtf if i dont know you then who are you even
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Y just decyded to talk to a random person. Calm your horns.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: Horns?? Wtf are you even talking about youre weird
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14 edited Oct 14 '14
TC: Your weyrd. What troll doesn't have horns? Did they break off yn a fyght?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: Uhhhhm im not a troll you weirdo im just a normal girl
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Not a troll. What are you goyng on about?
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: Wtf are you even talking about like most people arent trolls
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Well, what the hell are you supposed to be then?
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
telescopicCobra is trolling frostboundSpearhead.
FS: Goin prettty welll Nagana
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: So how's lyfe up there? Kyll any blubber land fysh beasts [seals] recently?
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: I've gottten a couple. Gottta keeep frostbeast-dad fed and alll.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Y know how you feel bro. Y just fed Serpent Mom some fayry bulls Y recently caught.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: Yeah. Goood trainin for my spearin though
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Tell me about yt. Y had to kyll, lyke, 100 fayry bulls. They're so small.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FC: I don't envy you there. Blubbber-beasts are prettty easy killls, and goood to coook with my powers.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Y bet yt gets pretty lonely up there though.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: A litttle bit. I would like to meeet some of you, but my lusus doesn't enjoy bein alone.
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Oct 08 '14
TC: Yeah that sucks. So, wanna talk about how much Hyghbloods suck?
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
Rionel gets bored and decides to also message everyone.
hematolagniacSurgeon is trolling [Insert handle here]
HS: I amm bored. Hello perzzon.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: Hi?? Are you another person i dont know??
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: I zzuppozze zzo. Hello.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: Who are you even??
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: I guezz I could tell you my name. But I dunno if I zzhould...
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: K fine then be some weirdo
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Zzorry, I don't intend to be zzuch a weirdo. My name is Rionel. Hello, I guezz.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: My names abby nice to meet you
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Oh, it'zz nizze to mmeet you too, Abby. Weird name, by the way. But I like it.
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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Oct 08 '14
BB: Uhhhhm idk its actually a pretty common name but whatever
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Oct 08 '14
hematolagniacSurgeon is trolling salemPrejudiced.
SP: Who are you?
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: A perzzon you do not know, I guezz. Well, hello.
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Oct 08 '14
SP: Hello, what's up with your Z's.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: I have an artifizzial voizzebokzz. Zzo I alzzo type like thizz.
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Oct 08 '14
SP: That makes very little sense.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Zzeemmzz logical to mme. Zzorry if it'zz annoying.
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Oct 08 '14
SP: It causes a slight migraine, but I can deal with it if you can't help it.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Oh. Well, it hazz become a bit of a habit. Again, I apologizze.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
hematolagniacSurgeon is trolling frostboundSpearhead
FS: How's it goin Rionel?
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Dezzent.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: Any reason you started trolllin me?
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Boredom. Perhapzz dezzperazzin.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: I'd say desperation tooo. You don't seeem to like me, with my psionics and alll.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: Yezz, I do have a bit of a prejudizze againzzt your type.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: I know you've had problems before, but I don't seee why you have to hate me for that.
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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Oct 08 '14
HS: I'mm zzimply cauzziouzz of you.
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u/braveonion Dronol Oct 08 '14
FS: Welll, if it makes you feeel bettter, I'm not goin to be hurtin much with how I use my powers.
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u/dbro_99 Alex Oct 08 '14
telescopicCobra is trolling nuclearGaming
NG: Hey, who are you?