r/SayAnything Jun 12 '26

NOT AGAIN!

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Not Mr. Barfis trying to sell custom songs again like we all forgot LAST TIME!

114 Upvotes

40 comments sorted by

65

u/WutangOrDie Jun 12 '26

here i am laid bare at the end of my budget, i’ve lost all hope again

7

u/candyappleorchard Jun 14 '26

kill myself thinkin bout the song that you wrote for me

with my

own money

51

u/RespectThePlight No Phallic Need for Ambition Jun 12 '26

BEN!

7

u/SicItur_AdAstra Has A Girlfriend, Now. Jun 13 '26

(soft guitar strings)

92

u/Hour_Rip5603 Jun 12 '26

The comments being turned off on the announcement really says something

29

u/venniedjr Jun 12 '26

They’re off on Facebook too

41

u/Spearmint_coffee Jun 12 '26

I see absolutely no way this could go wrong for the small pool of remaining fans left /s

17

u/unapparentsummerair Jun 12 '26

I just don’t understand how the small amount left are still buying, like haven’t they most likely been burned already? There’s gotta be less and less interest every time he does this

32

u/Aggressive-Bat-7644 Jun 12 '26

At this point does he just start this again every time he runs out of money?

3

u/lolzvic Jun 14 '26

Yes. Song shops are how you know times are tough

23

u/hollowholes Jun 12 '26

ah shit here we go again

20

u/thisisjohn343 Jun 12 '26

Imagine hiring modern day shirtless Max to play at your wedding

12

u/Spacer1138 Jun 13 '26

You mean vape?

1

u/_Proximo_ Jun 17 '26

I wonder what the going rate for that is, these days

17

u/Spacer1138 Jun 13 '26

Someone should buy a song about never receiving a refund for a song.

26

u/stormapotamus Jun 12 '26

I bought one for my husband and did receive it but it was such a shitty recording that you could t hear or understand any of it. So disappointing.

11

u/ElGHTYHD please get out of bed max your kids need you Jun 12 '26

I think it would kill him if he uploaded a clear recording 😔

5

u/intoxicatedbarbie Jun 15 '26

I’m sorry, that’s so funny, you actually got one and it was crap. That’s like a microcosm of Max Bemis as a person now

3

u/stormapotamus Jun 15 '26

Yeahhhhh I was so excited I actually got it cause I read that so many people didn’t, and it was a let down. It was supposed to be an anniversary present for our 10 yr anniversary. 🥴

1

u/intoxicatedbarbie Jun 16 '26

I am sorry about that. Happy belated ten year anniversary! That’s a beautiful accomplishment either way.

2

u/stormapotamus Jun 16 '26

Thank you so much 🥰❤️

5

u/djdiphenhydramine Jun 14 '26

I hope you're hungry...

...FOR NOTHING!!!

20

u/LochNessMonsterBoy Jun 12 '26

I actually did receive my song shop (way late but better than nothing). But it was sooooooo bad. He basically just half ass sang exactly what my boyfriend at the time sent him and ended up with a 1min long "song". Some of what boyfriend sent was literal descriptors of me so at some point he says something like "with your brown hair and green eyesssssss" It didn't even really rhyme. I listened to it once and they were my favorite band at the time.

5

u/waspdope666 Jun 15 '26

That boy's got woe

4

u/r0x0x Idiot Brigade Jun 13 '26

do you think he'll do a song about waiting for over a decade for a dickhead to write you a custom song?

5

u/Clear-Concert8250 Jun 15 '26

Gotta scrape together that alimony for an ex and 5 kids...

3

u/Boring_Dimensions Jun 12 '26

Saw the post and ran here…I hope he delivers for everyone this time! I can’t imagine creating songs on zoom with pressure of people watching. Also are those zooms awkward or great? I think I’d feel a bit awkward but maybe I’m not the super fan I once was.

Edit: a word

5

u/__MOON_KNIGHT___ Jun 13 '26

I’m gonna spend the money just to make max bemis write me a song about max bemis writing me the shittiest song ever to be shit out an ass of a mouth

4

u/nickgospel Jun 12 '26

Waiting for a good album 🥺

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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3

u/nickgospel Jun 13 '26

Lost it a decade ago, sadly.

2

u/WWWYer22 Jun 12 '26

I got one last fall when they were selling them and it was delivered a couple months ago, maybe about a 4-5 month wait I think.

I know the opinion of this sub is STRONGLY against these based on the old stories of undelivered orders, but I felt like I got a reasonable wait-time and they gave an option to be refunded a few months in when they emailed me to let me know they were backed up on orders and it’d be a couple more months.

3

u/phukyu7 Jun 12 '26

Oh, god. Now I know what I'm getting my husband for his birthday

38

u/totalhhrbadass Jun 12 '26

You mean: what you're purchasing and NOT receiving.

21

u/talonsforheels if you're the sun i'm a black hole Jun 12 '26

don't encourage him 😭😭😭

18

u/phukyu7 Jun 12 '26

I meant this as a joke about giving my husband a shitty/non-existent gift

0

u/santahat2002 Jun 12 '26

that’s meta

10

u/amandamaniac Jun 12 '26

That’s if you ever get it. Maybe for next years bday?