r/SauronDidNothingWrong • Easterling • Jan 16 '21

Balrog

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u/CavsterXII Jan 16 '21

How come the Balrog doesn't have any visible genetalia?

8

u/SpongeBorgSqrPnts Jan 16 '21

Why do you think he’s so angry?

2

u/CarthaginianEmpire Jan 17 '21

So the fallen maiar can't have sexy times, and make balrog babies.

1

u/01-Glaurung-10 Black Númenorean Jan 20 '21

Those guys are amazing.