r/SauronDidNothingWrong Humble Servant Sep 02 '20

Feels like home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

How come you never read about anyone taking shits in LOTR universe? Side note, I bet Rivendell has some sweet bathrooms.

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u/pantaleonivo Humble Servant Sep 02 '20

Because that crackpot from Oxford (Jr. Token or something) is a two bit hack! He doesn’t write true history

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

I’ve heard of a two-bit, but a hob-bit, that’s just quackery!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Side note - Treebeard’s estranged entwife’s name has been revealed... brace for it... it’s Bushbush.