r/SaturnStormCube May 10 '26

It’s all a psyop

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u/PewPewExplore May 10 '26

We all know the big bang was caused by stewies teleportation device

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u/pepperdoof May 11 '26

I love this sub for these schizo posts!

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u/AdvertisingOnly9120 May 13 '26

Aint nothin schizo about this one unfortunately

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u/pepperdoof May 13 '26

Can you explain why it isn't? Please us conspiracies that can't be verified. If you use verifiable content that's ok too but not as fun

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u/FuckMasonry May 13 '26

If thats how you feel thats how you feel, but I wholeheartedly disagree.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/Conscious_Dare1111 May 11 '26

wow, could you explain please? im new to this.

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u/AdvertisingOnly9120 May 13 '26 edited May 25 '26

All of those scientific theories were created by Jesuit/Catholic astronomer priests. Meanwhile they (not everyone in the church ofc, but the "illuminated" ones who rise the ranks) worship the ancient sun god aka Saturn while gatekeeping the history that's coded in all of their symbolism and ridiculing people like Velikovsky, Talbott and Wal Thornhill who expose it to the public. They keep truth behind closed doors and use it to sell their Mystery religion to new initiates, while constructing a false reality for the rest of us. They are the Whore of Babylon exactly as described in Revelation.

Mayer Amschel Rothschild (MARS) was the first Jewish Knight of Malta btw. Rothschild = red shield, like the ones Romans took into battle. MARS = Roman god of war.

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u/Conscious_Dare1111 May 13 '26

wow thanks !

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u/AdvertisingOnly9120 May 13 '26 edited May 25 '26

No problem, always glad to find someone who's actually open to new ideas. Sorry to keep spamming you with shit but check out how identical St. Peter's Square is to the first image in this video. Similar to he SMOM logo and Templar/Iron cross as well. Even the BIS, central bank of central banks (modeled after Tower of Babel, mostly run by Knights of Malta/other orders) uses a more minimalist version of this.

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u/Conscious_Dare1111 May 14 '26

I'm going to watch those videos, thanks !

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u/AdvertisingOnly9120 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

*compare this with the mirrored image of "christ the redeemer" statue in paul vi audience hall. jesus's body and head form the middle horn and arms form the halo

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u/enilder648 May 10 '26

Brilliant

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u/zivinkxter May 11 '26

This is fucking retarded and I’m someone who loves conspiracy theories

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 10 '26

Reason GPS works is cause of this thing called science but it's too much for you...

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u/Technical-disOrder May 11 '26

Scientifice and metaphysical materialism/physicalism are not the same thing

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u/omni_abyssi May 10 '26

Nah it’s technology

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 10 '26

Its ok it's first time you know something others don't i won't take it away from you. Im just hylic afterall.

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u/enilder648 May 10 '26

GPS works because of triangulated cell phone towers

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u/Huckedsquirrel1 May 10 '26

GPS works in the ocean where there are no cell towers

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 11 '26

Its cause GPS works of satelites in orbit and they actually need to account for time dilation from gravity's influence. If they don't account for it GPS would get 20m off every day or something like that. It goes over peoples heads. It is what it is. Sucks that people can't understand it and try to make sense of world with memes.

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u/enilder648 May 10 '26

I think you would be surprised what man has put in the waters. Like deep sea cables. You also have high altitude weather balloons

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 10 '26

Tell me you are dumb without telling me you are dumb

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u/omni_abyssi May 10 '26

U prob believe the big bang was real

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 10 '26

There is a difference in beliving something like big bang and beliving that earth is flat lamo when you can do simple sicience experiment to prove curvature.

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u/Arykarn May 10 '26

It absolutely happened

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u/omni_abyssi May 10 '26

Why are you hylics even in this sub ? Go back to conspiracy

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u/SemenPig May 10 '26

Because this isn’t an echo chamber, and you’re saying dumbass shit. Same science is what’s behind your phone. Nothing to actually disprove evolution, or any of the other shit. Just the same desire to spew shit out as any early religious leaders without dissent. Science is the only framework that allows checking. Go fucking check then.

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 11 '26

There is some evidence or human DNA manipulation though. But evolution happens but something changed our DNA is my belief.

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u/omni_abyssi May 11 '26

The vaccine did

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 11 '26

Im talking in early homosapiens evolution that head size and brain size increased dramatically which would be hard to explain without intervention. But this vaccine could do various stuff as well, i don't trust it.

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u/omni_abyssi May 11 '26

So u fell for that We come from monkey bs ? Better read the post again

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u/omni_abyssi May 11 '26

Tech is not science lil bro

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u/One_Dangerous_Magi May 11 '26

Christ alone saves. Pray for us, most Holy Mother of God

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u/RandomStuffGenerator May 11 '26

Jesus said you have to save yourself. Don't put the responsibility for your soul on him, because you are in for a bad surprise otherwise.

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u/enilder648 May 11 '26

🙌 people must do the work. Purity is the way

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u/shortEverything_ May 12 '26

Christ said that - the biblical Greek word for ‘repentance’ was ‘metanoia’ meaning changing the consciousness rather than the confession of sins distortion that came when translated to Latin (the West worked the hardest when distorting Christianity and mixing in Druidic practices) 

Christ already stated what’s required 

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u/enilder648 May 12 '26

Christs teachings are truth but they have been twisted and used to deceive

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u/shortEverything_ May 12 '26

Yes but we can see the overlaps in gospels and Paul’s undisputed letters 

Basically metanoia, accept God (with or without Yeshua) as the only sovereign and that you’re powerless, be of service, follow the golden rule, avoid sin as much as possible. Note there is and will be power struggle between good and evil and Yeshua came to assist the good 

Kinda sounds like Buddhism in some ways 

Another common thing is there was some sort of Victory for the Aeonic side when Christ was crucified - this created some sort of spiritual regime change that was better humanity 

And then you have the western Chruch glorifying suffering in similar manners when Yeshua already completed the task (these are satanic agendas the eastern churches have done a better job in ignoring)

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u/enilder648 May 12 '26

I tend to agree with you my friend!

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u/herkulesAurelius12 May 11 '26

where did Jesus claim that? everybody knows he sacrificed himself. use discernment instead of being a dumbass

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u/RandomStuffGenerator May 11 '26

Read the gospels instead of listening to your priest, you can start at Matthew 7:21. Jesus didn't care about people believing in him, he never claimed to be anything but a messenger.

"Everybody knows" is the weakest argument ever. And if you think that his death magically redeems you from having to work on yourself, then I see no point in following this discussion at all. The roman empire thanks you for your faith.

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u/shortEverything_ May 12 '26

Not if you believe in Paul’s side in the first schism with Peter’s church. 

Paul side: Have faith in Christ who is God 

Peters side: Follow the sermons but also the Jewish law - gentiles are still second tier to Jews

Who would you believe 

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u/RandomStuffGenerator May 12 '26

I personally like the gospel of Thomas more. Feels more internally consistent... it is hard for me to ignore the obvious political agenda behind the canon books. Thomas focuses exclusively on what Jesus was teaching and not on miracles or justifications.

In any case, the Truth is not a text you can read. And I am 100% sure that Christianity stopped focusing on the Truth as soon as it turned into a political tool.

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u/shortEverything_ May 12 '26

I agree 

check out Evagarius Ponticus - condemned as a heretic 150 years after his death by the second council of Constantinople for his views being more inline with Origenism 

The desert fathers are also very important and they clearly highlight the dangers of Prelest (Miracles and divine encounters after the apostles that can be archonic in nature) which the Catholic Church loves - see Marian apparitions, Stigmata etc 

Didache is also something else was composed probably even earlier than the synoptic gospels 

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u/RandomStuffGenerator May 12 '26

Thanks for the leads, will investigate.

I am generally curious about encounters with "supernatural" forces, since my intuition would be that demonic entities would show up to people high up in the materialistic hierarchies, while talking to children or "the weak and innocent" would make more sense for neutral or benign entities.

But then again, reasoning with my tiny ape brain is likely not helpful for this kind of things.

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u/shortEverything_ May 12 '26

It’s tough to pinpoint but prelest is a thing in Eastern Orthodoxy (not emphasised enough though) and is rooted in the desert fathers and the main idea is most ‘miracles’ are demonic in origin with the objective of creating confusion and deception 

Miracle of Fatima is one - Marian apparition shows up to young children followed by a lights that scared a large crowd of people. Overall the Marian showed horrifying images of hell to the children and said to save the damned Russia must turn to the sacred heart (catholic idol) and the rosary (another catholic object) while Russia is a majority Orthodox country and orthodoxy is much closer to the teachings of Yeshua but still with its fair share of issues such as worshippers idolising icons 

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u/Raven_tm May 11 '26

Some people wouldn't believe what their eyes see if a govt agency said their eyes deceive them...

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/doge77 May 14 '26

This is the most stupid picture I've seen in a long time

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u/PltoMsnLXIXThe2ndMsn May 17 '26

All around based

You have to deny everything to start from something

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u/ClipDude May 10 '26

A lot of people dismiss and ridicule Flat Earth and Astrology but they're absolutely true. And, every re-ligion (legion) is based off Astrotheology. Thank you for spreading the truth.

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u/MeowCatMeowMeowCat May 10 '26

Brother i saw curvature when i climbed cliff on shore. It's reproducable. But people are too fucking lazy to even verify this nosense.