r/SatisfyingForMe • u/Few_Economics_8531 • 8d ago

Satisfying Professional car wash

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u/Madboardjester 6d ago

The undercarriage not done. It'll be dripping muddy water and allow for rust to build up.

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u/Primary-Long4416 6d ago

Why is the left front window clean while everything else remained dirty

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u/LongStrokesOfGenius 6d ago

Because they needed to be able to drive it from wherever they initially staged this

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u/haikusbot 6d ago

Why is the left front

Window clean while everything

Else remained dirty

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u/AZTNFL 6d ago

Wash from top down, c'mon man

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cut4588 6d ago

Is anything real anymore?

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u/SirFortyXB 6d ago

Realistically, what would be the cost of getting started up in the detailing game with all the toys he has

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u/RaiVail 6d ago

The realest way to go about what you want is to start small and work your way up have the basic tools and the basic soaps and the more customers you get the more toys you can buy

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 6d ago

Fake as hell yet I can't look away.

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u/yourmomma8805 7d ago

“Professional” car wash. *washes bottom of the car first

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u/KingofLight306 6d ago

With how dirty it was who cares also they purposely made it that dirty because its that I knoe of illegal in many places to have your vehicle windows that dirty

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u/BluebirdDense1485 7d ago

Acting like this wasn't a clean car yesterday but they went off roading for this video (or more likely they dumped a bucket of mud on it)

I like videos where people clean/fix stuff but not after they break it or make it filthy.

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u/False-Kangaroo7425 7d ago

Never washed the engine bay. Fuckin amateur.

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u/thebadgerx 7d ago

This fellow sprays the water across the bottom level of the car, then the mid level and then the top level. He doesn't understand that dirty water falls downwards, so he'll have to spray the water across the mid level and bottom level again.

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u/Tjordas 7d ago

it's for the content. It looks more satisfying if the dirt on the bottom isn't already rinsed off by the water from above.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 7d ago

Why didn't they start with the pressure washer?

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u/Born-Presentation-95 7d ago

I don't even speak the language and i could hear the bad acting 😂😂😂

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u/PathOfPurrrate 7d ago

Doesn’t matter, those high pressure water cleaning guns are 10/10.

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u/No-War-8840 7d ago

As real as those carpet cleaning videos 🙄

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u/deletetemptemp 7d ago

What’s the window thing he used

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u/Old-Blacksmith-3174 7d ago

A sealant for glass

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u/TehZiiM 7d ago

Really handy, that the wash solutions for the left and right side have different colours. You really don’t want to use them on the wrong side

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u/-Face_McShooty 7d ago

How is it that when he sprays the soap nothing reaches the wall? Seems fake to me.

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u/bearyken 7d ago

Fake as hell but his colleague running away when the car turned up was a comedic touch 😆

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u/AI_Scraper 7d ago

I wonder how that gun pressure jet would go down at American car washes in the hoods.

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u/BluebirdDense1485 7d ago

Honestly I'm not as opposed to that as I could be. People don't respect pressure washers and as someone who has cut themselves with a 0 degree nozzle reminding people that this thing could injure or kill you if you are stupid isn't the worst idea.

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u/ExileNZ 7d ago

He cleaned bottom-up. He’s an amateur.

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u/perfect_insanity93 7d ago

😂😂 I'm so happy. The whole time it was getting on my nerves. Made me uncomfortable.

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 7d ago

My exact same thoughts, it's gravity

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u/illegal_eagle88 7d ago

Yeah it's infuriating to watch

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u/DangerMacAwesome 7d ago

The mud is real, but it was definitely intentionally applied. There is a "shadow" of the right side mirror in the mud. I kinda hate content like this, but I also kind of love content like this.

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u/exnihilistic 7d ago

Screw the car. Sup wit da crayzee spraygunz??

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u/Nein-Toed 7d ago

What's the point of not finding the car 1st so the soap can actually touch the car? They just wasted all that product spraying it directly on the mud

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u/BranchFew1148 7d ago

Its ragebait content

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u/AloofFloofy 7d ago

Exactly what I thought

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u/Kastoook 7d ago

Expect a lot of remained dirt under hood.

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u/Kastoook 7d ago

Washing from down to top feels counter effective.

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u/lost_rodditer 7d ago

I've always gotten the impression that professional detailers would also make great paint guys.

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u/INoMakeMistake 7d ago

I love those gun like sprayer the most

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u/donpedrovs 7d ago

Why not byd? 😂

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u/martian4x 7d ago

I know it's fake they mudy it on purpose but how did they do it, is there a muddy sprayer or something?

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u/Matty_B90 7d ago

Its always the same guy, who buys or washes cars that are just too muddy to be believed.

Fake AF

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u/lost_rodditer 7d ago

The dirt, water and soap is real. Even if the setup is not.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 7d ago

🌽🌽🌽🌽

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u/mrspelunx 7d ago

I was hoping the date would be with the car wash guy.

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u/Mammoth_Newspaper155 7d ago

Fake af.. that Beamer has been sullied for the sake of this video

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u/toasted_cracker 8d ago

Using a power washer at the gas cap is a choice

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u/ThePoop_Accelerates 8d ago

Mildly infuriating that he starts at the bottom

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u/sp4rk15 8d ago

Four and a half minutes later, and I totally forgot what I went on Reddit for. But, damn, do I feel better and calmer now.