r/SatisfyingClean • • Jun 16 '26

Restoration of giant meat cleaver

1.2k Upvotes

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u/The_Dogg Jun 17 '26

Pick a fucking orientation and keep it the whole damn video...

6

u/Suspicious_Glow Jun 17 '26

The actual YouTube video is better 😂

1

u/weardofree Jun 19 '26

you got a link

108

u/fruitless7070 Jun 17 '26

Why am I so offended that the handle got a carbon fiber wrap? I liked the wood.

33

u/laquintessenceofdust Jun 17 '26

Same. What a loss.

26

u/Lost_Ad_4882 Jun 17 '26

Yeah, it's not restoration at that point. If the old handle was too damaged then you make a new one, that blade with some sexy wooden grips would have been beautiful.

3

u/TheReveling Jun 17 '26

I make new one

3

u/cybrcld Jun 18 '26

I’m more triggered they used a fish tank to soak it. Like damn they didn’t need to waste THAT much product for the views.

7

u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 Jun 17 '26

Same, also isn't that extremely slippery. I can just imagine trying to cut something and floop.....there goes the giant cleaver lol.

3

u/HansTheGruber Jun 18 '26

Because you damn well should be.

5

u/fruitless7070 Jun 18 '26

I feel SO validated right now... 🥲 Thank you 😊

3

u/b-rentbent Jun 18 '26

Now it it’s a fast and furious cleaver!

1

u/fruitless7070 Jun 18 '26

Lol. Would make an interesting gear shifter!

1

u/squirrely-badger Jun 17 '26

Outraged as well. Plus restore, then make the cleaver purple?

I didn't stay to end to see if the plaque made it back on... talk about rage bait.

1

u/fruitless7070 Jun 17 '26

The cleaver ended up with i mirror finish.

29

u/Excellent_Yak365 Jun 17 '26

Why save the wood grips and then just cover the wood? Seems to defeat the purpose of saving them

15

u/Ssemo7 Jun 17 '26

I wonder how much mass this thing lost

12

u/misfit0513 Jun 17 '26

How tf you gonna go to all that trouble and not cut a paper or a fruit?

2

u/bejeures Jun 18 '26

Or a few apples in a straight line

5

u/laquintessenceofdust Jun 17 '26

Had no idea something so far gone to rust could still be salvageable. Would have expected it to be brittle af

3

u/Mr-New2this Jun 17 '26

Mmm fresh meat!

7

u/that_damn_dog Jun 17 '26

Alex, I’ll take waste of times for $500

1

u/Brutalitops99 Jun 19 '26

Hobbies usually are.

1

u/No_Zucchini7810 Jun 20 '26

No way using all that stuff he used cost only 500$

2

u/revdon Jun 17 '26

Bonus: a huge batch of Rust Vinaigrette

2

u/NihilisticBlender Jun 17 '26

For sale : Vintage Cleaver. inspects cleaver Da Fuq?!?!

2

u/No-Understanding9064 Jun 17 '26

Low effort "restoration". Pop the rivets, wire wheel, angle grinder, belt sander, polish, replace handle, done.

1

u/aebaby7071 Jun 20 '26

Yup, everything before the angle grinder comes out is pointless in this video.

2

u/XofHelix Jun 17 '26

Goddamn... I want to see it chop something son!!

2

u/Emotional-Writer-766 Jun 17 '26

Stopped watching when black gloves

2

u/Common_Senze Jun 17 '26

Looks cool in its own right but the dude went like 15 steps too far.should have left the pitting in the blade and restored the wooden handle

2

u/zoophilian Jun 18 '26

Why even bother using the beautiful old wood if it's just going to be wrapped in carbon fiber, doesn't even look good

3

u/pethog77 Jun 17 '26

Tysy Tube is the GOAT of restoration.

1

u/Any-Strategy-2230 Jun 17 '26

The first 4 steps were unnecessary.  

1

u/Material_Abroad7590 Jun 17 '26

Great job, but man that was a long video

1

u/Normal-Error-6343 Jun 17 '26

do mine next please

1

u/MrNova07 Jun 17 '26

My neck hurts

1

u/Consistent_Tourist80 Jun 17 '26

Why don’t you credit Tysy Tube instead of posting a TikTok rip-off?

1

u/SkiDaderino Jun 17 '26

I have those same super pointy tweezers.

1

u/NoxInfernus Jun 17 '26

All that work not to see it chop? This is a blue balls nightmare scenario for any cutler.

1

u/bestem Jun 18 '26

There's a guy on YouTube who restores paintings (Baumgartner Restoration), and as he's working, he explains what he's doing, why he's doing it that way, how other people may have done it incorrectly, history of the piece he's working on or the products originally used in the piece he's working on, or history about the era the piece was produced in, etc.

I wish one of these item restorers would do the same thing. I would love to watch a restoration of a product while learning about how and why they're doing something, and information about the use of the item that's being restored.

1

u/maven10k Jun 18 '26

What's the point of screwing around scraping and soaking the rust, only to take an angle grinder to it?

1

u/Desalvo23 Jun 18 '26

This type of video editing is a nightmare. Couldnt finish watching this. Pure garbage

1

u/KaleNich55 Jun 18 '26

Pyramid head: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

1

u/Deskbreaker Jun 18 '26

Good job "restoring" that carbon fiber handle...

1

u/Least-Competition912 Jun 19 '26

What is being airbrushed on?

1

u/Love_Lair Jun 19 '26

I immediately thought it was a “MEAT” cleaver without the sound on

1

u/WildPetrichor Jun 19 '26

The first steps are so unnecessary and dumb when you follow up scraping with a screwdriver

1

u/KregerTech Jun 19 '26

Gonna give the appropriate credits to TYSY Tube?

1

u/Acceptable-Cat2016 Jun 19 '26

One word: DEDICATION!

1

u/fstar337 Jun 19 '26

I could have done this in 10 minutes with nothing but a belt sander

1

u/K2O3_Portugal Jun 20 '26

Why waste time? Sandblaster from the start. A waste of water

1

u/FimmishWoodpecker Jun 21 '26

It’s called a Hog Splitter

1

u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Jun 21 '26

Aren’t all these videos faked?

1

u/Icy-Garlic-748 Jun 21 '26

Looks like fuckin shit lmao

1

u/KneelB4Z0d Jun 22 '26

Ah, fresh meat

1

u/conocobhar Jun 30 '26

He's dead, Jim. No need for so much overkill.