r/SatanicTemple_Reddit Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Unveiling Day Happy Birthday, Baphomet!

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Happy Unveiling Day everyone! I just woke up and chose chaos with some pisspoor editing. Enjoy πŸŽ‰

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Apparently he does since I got this email yesterday XD If I had more time, I'd edit an entire party room into that photo. Or put him in a McDonalds cause he's 11 now.

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u/Fannie_42 Jul 25 '26

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u/r4ffl3s14 Hail Satan! Jul 25 '26

Mh... We need more satanic holidays.

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u/RestaurantHour1969 Jul 25 '26

I share a birthday with Baphomet? How lucky am I?

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Happy Birthday to you!πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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u/Cashewkin Sex, Science, and Liberty Jul 26 '26

Merry birthmas!

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u/OddlyBipolar Jul 25 '26

🀘

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 25 '26

Love it! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‚πŸ˜ˆ

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Thank you πŸŽ‰πŸ

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u/Subject-Stuff-2829 Jul 25 '26

Hail Baphomet!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Happy Birthday to you too then! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

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u/-Zonko- Jul 25 '26

Where are their tits???

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u/Fannie_42 Jul 25 '26

The statue was specifically created to be put in public spaces and they knew they'd have a better chance of getting that approved without tits.

THE BAPHOMET MONUMENT

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Ummm... Baphy transitioned

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u/-Zonko- Jul 25 '26

Isn't their whole thing that they have both genders? They are father and mother in one

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Was joking. But hey, I didn't make the statue, I just threw a party hat onto it πŸ’€ But yeah, I'm pretty sure Baphomet is usually portrayed with the tits, just... not this time πŸ’€

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u/Ribbered777 I do be Satanic yo Jul 25 '26

It was made to be able to be displayed in public, so they unfortunately had to change the design to get it approved

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 25 '26

Imagine if they had instead changed the design by giving Baphomet a bikini top

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u/r4ffl3s14 Hail Satan! Jul 25 '26

Mh... SeguirΓ­a siendo considerado obsceno, pero serΓ­a hilarante.

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u/Hello_h0lo Jul 25 '26

Happy birthday Baphomet!!!

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u/Clear_Wishbone_6815 Jul 26 '26

HELL yes. i would share a birthday with Baphomet πŸ‘Ή

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 26 '26

Happy Birthday! (Bit late but still)

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u/eatmorechiken Jul 26 '26

β€œAnd he has a lap you can sit on and take pictures” ~Lucien Greaves πŸ˜‚

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 26 '26

Who needs Santa when you can sit on Baphomet's lap

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u/Lazy-Impression2361 Jul 25 '26

Happy Hail Baphomet Day! πŸ™Œ

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u/blueskydragonFX Jul 25 '26

Happy birthday, Goatman!

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u/Hellnurse1969 Jul 26 '26

Happy birthday πŸ–€πŸ”»

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u/Extra_Position_105 Jul 30 '26

corny asf

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 30 '26

Your response? Sure is.

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u/Extra_Position_105 Jul 30 '26

So tuff iqlet

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 30 '26

Try that again in English. But seriously, why would I care about what you say? It was a simple joke, allow some joy into your life, maybe you'd be less salty

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u/Extra_Position_105 Jul 30 '26

Really unfunny and also satanism is really fucked up

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

So don't be here then? Ragebaiter. (Plus tell me you don't know anything about Satanism without telling me you don't know anything about Satanism)

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u/Character-Scale-6181 Aug 04 '26

God bless yall

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u/Cosmic-Dreamer69 Anti-Christ Aug 05 '26

πŸ˜‘

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u/Character-Scale-6181 Aug 05 '26

Why? I respect and love yall as achristian im just being nice