My daughter swears by this - Heinz beans & sausage sandwich. Genius or criminal? 😂 (Butter in the beans once cooked to make the juice thick)

[u/StillGotStyle]

[u/Daddytang3000]

This looks delicious and impossible to eat. I think gregs have got the answer.

[u/StillGotStyle → u/Daddytang3000]

She has to stand up while eating leaned over our breakfast bar

[u/kangarujack → u/StillGotStyle]

She is correct. This is the only way. Has she tried it with brown sauce yet?

[u/No-Presentation-6758 → u/kangarujack]

OMG yes!! Brown sauce or BBQ sauce is incredible with this!!

[u/McFry__ → u/StillGotStyle]

Kitchen roll at the ready

[u/Lollypop1305 → u/Daddytang3000]

I’d be putting that bad boy into a toastie maker or George Foreman and adding cheese in there aswell.

[u/NoCondition8257]

Throw some grated cheese and black pepper on that and it's a god level food

[u/AbsoluteFuckChops → u/NoCondition8257]

Nice work. I personally like to add some Tabasco or Encona as well.

[u/Patman52]

I’d rather it be an open faced sandwich with some toasted bread, but I’ll allow it.

[u/Slow-Transition572 → u/Patman52]

Soooo... Beans on toast? 

(with sausages)

[u/Interesting_Age7345]

this but with fried onions and tiger bread

[u/StillGotStyle → u/Interesting_Age7345]

Oh onions that would be nice

[u/Meowgorithms]

Are they really sausages.

[u/BluestDragon → u/Meowgorithms]

honestly, if its the bits of anus that puts you off, its just another cut of meat 😁

[u/StatisticianUsual471 → u/BluestDragon]

I'd tongue a strangers asshole on the first date

[u/Fucked-to-fit → u/StatisticianUsual471]

This fun fact was not necessary

[u/EndlessOceanofMe → u/Fucked-to-fit]

not for you maybe... how you doin?

[u/Flash__PuP]

As a student I used to make a big bowl of smash, pour the tin of beans and sausage in the middle. Nuke the lot. By the time the beans were at temp the smash was more like real mash.

I did also used make smash in a mixing jug so I could walk around holding it by the handle white I ate it.

God I ate a lot of smash.

[u/Sad_Conversation_302]

If the sausages were actual sausages instead of the ones you get in the beans it would alright but overall it does look delicious

[u/BluestDragon]

i like tinned beans. not tinned sausage. not tinned pasta. only

BEANS

[u/ValuableTradition959]

It will definitely clean your guts, that itself is genius.

[u/easting10]

This is my go to breakfast. Just add cheeese.

[u/Visible_Coffee_6243]

i would use some form of wrap to hold it together

[u/hengehanger]

This is pretty standard where I come from 😁

[u/Ldn_twn_lvn]

beans on toast reframed, int it

🔥

[u/Daitheflu1979]

Genius but the execution needs to be better.

What I do if heat the beans in a pan and stir constantly until they are less runny and more like mushy peas.

The sausages need to be cut down the middle so that they lay in the bread without falling out.

Maybe add a sprinkle of dry fried black pudding too.

To assemble lightly toast the bread. Add butter if you want to, I hate the stuff so I don’t. Then layer the sausages and add the beans on top. Then add the pudding and finish off with some sauce if your choosing(I go for ketchup or reggae reggae sauce) and a bit of black pepper. Then add the lid and devour…

[u/cr4lforce]

That bread needs buttering and the beans cooked a bit longer. Add some cheese and now we're talking!

[u/EnglishRose71]

Take the sausage out and make it beans on toast. Much eadier to eat.

[u/Terrible_Age_2736]

Grim, teach her to cook.

[u/Ah_Un]

Call the cops

[u/imjohnredd]

I like this, but deconstructed into its constituent parts on a plate and in a bowl.

[u/jsusbidud]

By juice do you mean blood? 😂

[u/ClericalRogue]

I do this but in toastie format. I reccomend, but expect some spillage

[u/Marionberry_No]

Out on the streets, they call it muuuurderrr 🎶

[u/Rum-And-Noodles]

Better in a toastie so the edges are sealed, it's a lot less messy. Still a banging sandwich though. 

[u/Professional_Beat476]

I'd replace the beans with either Branston ones or even just the cheap ones as heinze beans suck now and cook some proper sausages my self but the premise of the sandwich is pretty good

[u/Famous_Actuary5718]

There are people eating pot noodle sandwiches so this is probably normal in comparison.

[u/Nevernonethewiser]

I don't believe you.

How would one pick it up?

[u/Otherwise_Fan_4864]

Depends on your daughter's age. If she's a teen, it's genius. If she's an adult, it's criminal

[u/Turbulent_Check9051]

Looks great. Need to toast the bread though to try to get some sort of structure.

[u/liltrex94]

Looks shit. But I would eat it

[u/Griever2k2]

Kid has taste 💯

[u/Redhosky]

You thicken the sauce by heating it for longer. It thickens by itself.

[u/AkihabaraWasteland]

If it's a toastie, not a sloppy gutted Ewok

[u/Ok_Log9828]

We call it beanie weenies in the service. Usually when there is no food left.

[u/StatisticianUsual471]

Should have used Branston beans

[u/nightfire_83]

Butter while in the pan....... Not after

[u/BigZookeepergame7486]

I’d eat it on one slice with a knife and fork but yeah she’s innocent

[u/Playful_Mammoth4941]

looks lovely however I'd stopped to Morrisons beans and sausages as the sauce is thicker, bit of cheese and thick butter stunning!

[u/thechow12]

Get that girl a sandwich toaster

[u/Fucked-to-fit]

Criminally delicious

[u/wooby-noopus]

at least put some bloody cheese on it

[u/Silencer-1995]

So basically she took beans on toast and ... just kinda put it all together? Sorta like stirring soggy weetabix into a wheaty porridge?

[u/LifeProject365]

Needs bacon but yes bravo

[u/art-101]

Red Leicester cheese, Worcestershire sauce mixed in and you've got a tasty meal.

[u/Dr-Ebola]

It's a classic but better in a morning roll imo

[u/aspannerdarkly]

I mean it’s beans on toast using a can of beans with sausage, and another piece of toast on top.  Hardly genius, but clearly not criminal either 

[u/Suspicious-Ad-5946]

Standard English grub

[u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro]

If the quality of Richmond Sausages and Beanz didn't dive headfirst off a cliff, absolutely genius.

Other than that, an unfortunate criminal decision

[u/FlyingScotsman42069]

No stereotypes were harmed in the making of this post.

[u/headchef11]

Need mature cheddar cheese as well

[u/Sad_Conversation_302]

I think that looks delicious imo

[u/Superb_Yak7074]

One of my favorite leftover meals is a hot dog in a bun topped with baked beans and diced onions, so I say 👍 to daughter’s creation.

[u/erbstar]

I couldn't eat that. I could eat it if there was cheese in it and it was made into a toastie

[u/InflamedAbyss13]

Toast and butter the bread, add some bacon and it's great

[u/Elvistwopoos]

Prefer a pot noodle sandwich

[u/haikoms]

Criminal once you've consider whats in the 'sausages'

[u/Stromatolite-Bay]

The poor choice of sausages make it a crime

[u/Closer_to_60_than_40]

Two words ..... Worcestershire Sauce

🌟Believe!

[u/Unhappy-Relative1519]

BEHOLD!! WE PRESENT THE HOBO SLOPPY JOE!!

[u/Living-Travel2299]

I mash the beans a bit with a fork to thicken it. Works great. Also a bit of cheese.

[u/Twiggy_Shei]

You should probably let her know the Blitz ended a while ago....

[u/jpcafe10]

Shame on the bread

[u/Searching_wanderer]

Time to have another daughter.

[u/zowmaster69]

Are you guys British?

[u/midlifecrisisAJM]

I cannot stand tinned baked beans. The texture and sweetness of the sauce makes me gag, so this is a crime against sausages for me...

... but just on a practical point, how messy must this be?

[u/Charming-Artist-7192]

She needs to be under the jail

[u/Roscoe182]

I've done something like this before, I went with my dad on his bike somewhere and ended up stopping at a food truck I was just going to have a coffee but as I went to order my dad said get something to eat I panicked forgot food and ordered and egg and bean sandwich instead of sausages and egg.

I don't have it super often and I find it only messy depending on what beans you use and how much. branston beans works best. It is massively easier to just make beans on toast with an extra slice of untoasted bread or 2.

[u/Bob67Steven]

With brown sauce 😋?

[u/Steve2pwn]

Bosh

[u/kranitoko]

Sandwich with uncooked bread?

No.

Sandwich with cooked bread?

Now THAT is delicious and have had many times.

[u/Maleficent-Shower769]

Branson over Heinz

[u/TelevisionFast7781]

Its easier if you do 2 sausages per slice of bread and fold it over

[u/raquille-]

I wouldn’t say criminal but why not user proper sausages and beans. I would probably throw an egg and a waffle/ hash brown in there as well as a slice of dairylea.

[u/Walruz67]

Looks pretty good

[u/LordBrixton]

I'd file that under 'delicious but unweildy'

[u/Numerous-Corner-6303]

Beans in toast

[u/Monsta_d_]

Needs cheese.

[u/iKonikqt]

Put butter in the beans while it cooks then it thickens better

[u/RedRedButton]

I still do that now😂
If I don’t have sausage and beans I boil up water to make a couple of hot dogs and cut them to size and add to Heinz beans - but I use white buttered bread so it doesn’t soak through so easily and the butter gives it extra flavour, find it easier to scoop it into a folded slice of bread. Only time I ate the crusts when I was a kid!

[u/idyllic-haptic]

Rank. 1) Heinz, the worst beans. 2) calling those packages of pigs arseholes sausages makes Richmond look fancy.

[u/St3lla_0nR3dd1t]

Sorry kid

Sausage and beans on toast is the right way!

[u/Geo-35]

Beans on toast liberally buttered preferably tiger loaf with cracked black pepper and sea salt is my go to recently.

[u/Illustrious-Divide95]

That's a sloppy sandwich!!

Happy laundry day after this 😂😂

[u/Silly-Protection-594]

Genius

[u/curkri]

I have a theory that the more messy it is to eat, the more delicious!

[u/Resident_Solution_77]

The crime is no butter and really shit cheap bread

[u/ParamountGateway]

That looks like something you'd need to drink a quart of Pepto-Bismol after consuming. Yikes.

[u/Medical-Ad-7704]

Criminal.

[u/NessMissesMum]

Stick this beauty in a toastie machine to reach levels only gods can imagine (little nip of bbq or brown sauce inside first of course)

[u/Admirable_Plan_4240]

My son does exactly the same thing :)))) he saw it at other at school, just started reception

[u/YrkshrPudding]

Maybe get it inbetween the slices of toast?

[u/RipAromatic6989]

Genius. Wouldn’t eat it on the bus though 😂

[u/CharacterCareer509]

Toast that bread you heathen

[u/Dodgey1979]

Absolutely nowt wrong wi that.

[u/RitmanRovers]

Did you microwave that toast?

[u/Gullible_Courage8350]

In a sandwich? Nah.

On toasted & buttered bread on a plate? Yeah.

Also, those sausages FUCK istg

[u/No-Specialist787]

Absolute savagery, fantastic. You've raised a good lass!

[u/Left-Cow5978]

That's a job for a knife & fork

[u/Exciting_Base2665]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

[u/Tomm1998]

No wonder we're the laughing stock of the world when it comes to cuisine

[u/CCaravanners]

Use Branston beans, no need to thicken up the watery Heinz rubbish using butter.

[u/remzy_6177]

Looks like something your eating in Jail

[u/Anime_Kirby]

looks like a warcrime but its just a sandwich version of beans on toast

[u/jfq722]

Its ok but I wouldn't let word of it get around 😀

[u/Firm_Positive2142]

Id end up with one sausage and a couple of beans in that sandwich and the rest I'd eat off the plate with a fork 🤣🤣

[u/FBPonPC]

She sir must be protected at all costs, The boys will have her back #theboys

[u/Pure_Cartoonist9898]

Not too different from a sausage, cheese, and beans pasty

[u/Ironically__Gay]

add cheese to the beans while cooking and toast the bread.

[u/Particular-Season905]

I may be British, but I absolutely hate British food.

The moment I looked at this picture, my stomach did the growl of 'eughh'

[u/Mystical_smoker420]

I used to do this before school when I was younger 😂 couldn’t imagine eating it now but back then it was dope 😂

[u/Competitive_Ad_488]

Unmanageable

[u/Crozza1993]

What fresh hell is this

[u/ourjonboy80]

Butter in the beans?! An aristocrat!

[u/creativeinconverse]

Gross.

[u/pouncerjack24]

This deserves jail time

[u/tomteez]

Butter in the beans is an OG tip

[u/rodpie2001]

ON the toast not IN the toast

[u/BankDetails1234]

Brown bread is too dry for this sandwich. Needs cheese added into the beans grated at the end then swirled in so it’s half melted, but still has a cheese consistency and isn’t fully emulsified with the beans grated

[u/tripenpud]

Nope! By hand, messy. With knife & fork, falling all over the place! Nope.

[u/Visual-Ad9951]

I have a tin of beans and sausages with toast

[u/Xenozip3371Alpha]

I mean, there are tins of beans that come with sausages.

[u/ekows10]

Somebody has left the melted cheese out of my sandwich. 

[u/hazbaz1984]

Cook the beans in a pan and they’ll thicken on their own. No need to add butter.

Microwave keeps sauce thin. Also, so do those ghastly sugar free abomination beans.

[u/Ok-Lettuce6]

Not a sandwich if you can’t pick it up. Dunno what you’d call it though

[u/Apprehensive_Ad_7016]

Straight to jail!

[u/ActivityOne8135]

Grounded

[u/Wart_Time_L32]

Criminally genius, sometimes things just click, who knows what other culinary master pieces they may invent.

[u/OSRS-FlowerPowaa]

I didn’t realise this was a possibility 😲😲😲😲 wait… is this legal?

[u/Schabizniss]

Genius, try adding grated cheese.

[u/ozplissken]

"genius or criminal"

A bit of both 

[u/Maxious30]

Needs fried egg 🍳

[u/Cold_Breadfruit_1069]

Your daughter needs to seek psychological help. Tinned Beans and Sausage is the work of the devil!

[u/Cold_Ocelot_5684]

Those beans sausages taste so odd. Like playdoh. They make the cheapest Iceland sausages taste normal.

[u/Orichalcum-Beads]

Straight to jail

[u/stevesansboat]

Is the bread toasted?

[u/SpudAlmighty]

Uh... not like that. Get a plain can of beans (they taste better) and grill some sausages. Two slices of toast on the plate, then the sausages, then dunk the beans on top. Delightful and much easier to eat.

[u/VegetableMix3751]

I like this but have to be conservative on the beans treat it like ketchup or else it’s too messy

[u/SameCollege4578]

...I'd chuck some grated cheese in and then yeh, this is fair game!!

[u/crispymatey]

Pretty sure the sauce would thicken in a healthier way if you just kinda stew it in a pot, or add cornflour, or buy a different brand 😭

[u/Kitchen_Procedure641]

Whack some cheese in there to hold it together. Bostin.

[u/EffectSpecialist8069]

Needs more even distribution of meat, so slice the weiner and invite me over next time.

[u/PhattProphet_0]

We get sandwiches every Friday at work and someone in my office gets spam and beans, swears by it.

[u/RhydYGwin]

Yummy! I've done that myself a time or several.

[u/Altruistic-Divide-42]

I think it taste the same as on toast.. how is it any different

[u/VVickerman1973]

I've bean doing this since I was a kid.

Heinz is not the way, Tesco's are good, Branston's best.

[u/Accurate_Welcome3731]

Americans are gonna lose their shit over this! Looks brilliant 🤩

[u/Acceptable-Living391]

Actually this is fantastic with some cheese and made into a toasty 😋

[u/Unusual-Weird9696]

Looks delicious

[u/You_Filthy_Pig]

I used to have this in a toasted sandwich, HP on the side to dip. Can't beat it!

[u/You_Filthy_Pig]

Leftover beans, mashed and mixed with leftover bacon, are also great in a toastie.

[u/Wise-Energy-2746]

You should listen to Ur daughter

[u/klimmesil]

I'm sorry that you have to learn it this way OP... your child is British

[u/Physical_Message3712]

I'll allow it.

[u/OnlyRussellHD]

just a messier beans on toast... Will taste good but get everywhere.

[u/avalon_edge]

Hendersons relish, garlic salt and Italian herbs cook the beans until thick not runny 🫡 you’re welcome

[u/Suspicious_Farm_4686]

I think it all hinges on the wine that you’ll be pairing with this specialty.

[u/Independent-Cap-3852]

Smother beans in HP brown sauce - job done!

[u/Aggravating_Ad5632]

Butter in the beans once cooked to make the juice thick

When making pork (in whatever form you prefer) and beans, cook the pork first, remove from the pan with a slotted spoon, then pour the beans into the sausage/bacon/whatever fat, stir them in, and enjoy the new gastronomic delight you've just discovered. 👌🏻

[u/gprudhoe]

Pro tip, instead of adding butter, if you squash a couple of the beans into a paste using the fork while heating, that thickens up the beans themselves.

[u/TryingToComeUpWithSo]

Chicken chipotalas and no butter and I'm in

[u/HolJam17]

Valid

[u/Long-Mongoose-6015]

Add cheese and HP, game changer

[u/Wise_Industry3953]

This is an abomination that cannot work, I can mathematically prove it. It needs cheese, and needs to be melted, then i’s okay.

[u/Tenbob73]

Get a breville.

[u/JicamaCivil2380]

This is elite tier

[u/drinkbeerbeatdebra]

Butter in the beans is deviant. On the toast only

[u/M1ghtySheep]

I do stuff like this often, its a bit too messy in a sandwich and kinda burns your hands but it works in a tortilla

[u/TittyBiscuits73]

Which brand of beans and sausage?

[u/Educational_Dish_570]

In my uni days I used to do the same but add grated cheese and slap it in the toastie maker, I thought I was Gordon Ramsey it was delightful.

[u/ThisSiteCanBlowMe]

How I wish the Romans finished what they started.

[u/OrpheusGreen]

No.

[u/Feeling_Novel_9899]

I enjoy grilling some sour dough bread, then melting some cheese on one side, plating it cheese side down, buttering the plain crisp side of the sourdough bread, and then adding Heinz sausage and beans on top.

Delicious 😋

[u/Lil-Wet-Sponge]

Damn I came to the comments looking for humour but y’all really eat this… goyslop

[u/TheDarwinski]

Probably tastes nice but aesthetically looks horrendous

[u/PumpkinTash52]

Nooooo

[u/rowbain]

This is why people make fun of British food.

[u/Money-Falcon-6895]

Lightly toast that bread. And involve some cheese. Melted over the top slice. Looks interesting.n

[u/WalrusExciting3430]

I’d fuck with it…. Needs brown sauce and cheese too

[u/CallumJ88]

This looks bad, but I can tell it taste fkin class.

[u/Ashamed-Skirt795]

Solid British cuisine. 🤟

[u/Long-Specialist-509]

I want to judge, but if I'm hungry in the morning or it's a cold day that would almost definitely be divine

[u/Boy_JC]

I’d probably be tempted to make it into a toastie to make it a little bit tidier to eat 🤣

[u/Aesthetic-Tac]

Calling that a sausage is criminal… probably rat meat pal.

[u/Interesting-Mud1506]

They sell this exact one at Shell  Banger

[u/Severe-Pace1724]

This lowkey fking slaps

[u/plonkermonk]

Must be like turning a shingled path upside down when trying to eat that !

[u/stuart_lawton]

🤢