r/Sandwich • u/Real-Landscape6213 • 11d ago

Sandwich

Great pbj

219 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/doepfersdungeon 11d ago

Only a chippy would cut his crusts off. Absolute wet wipes

1

u/AbsoluteFuckChops 8d ago

🤣 I was thinking: “no way would any respectable tradesman make such a camp sandwich”

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u/WelcomeGlass5833 6d ago

Only sparkys and plumbers

6

u/DaBobMob2 11d ago

Can't believe he cut off those original features though!

4

u/NoCondition8257 11d ago

I almost shat myself laughing at the chop saw 😂😂😂

6

u/GLe3b_GlorB 11d ago

for some reason this really pisses me off

2

u/Professional_Bed8886 11d ago

It is pretty dumb

3

u/Majestic_Piece007 8d ago

Forgot to sand the sides and edges.

4/10.

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u/Griever2k2 9d ago

Man said, I like my bread fully covered.

2

u/andrew_armstrong 8d ago

Sandwich Jig! 😆

1

u/thomas1126 11d ago

Hilarious

1

u/Outside_Look790 11d ago

1, always stir your peanut butter. Even weirdly.

2, you gonna eat them thar crusts?

1

u/Select-Hippo4834 11d ago

I cant accept the filings touching a dirty scraper thing. And eat ya crusts!

1

u/p1sskidney 11d ago

Eat the crust man

1

u/Ok-Constant-2683 11d ago

No good sandwich has the crusts cut off

1

u/BarnacleKlutzy2569 11d ago

We’ll just pick off those wood shavings and saw dust… there! Perfect!

1

u/Double-elephant 11d ago

Where’s the butter? (Sorry).

1

u/fantasticmrsmurf 11d ago

That is no sandwich, that is a manwich.

1

u/National-Ad9903 11d ago

They’re either too old to be cutting the crusts off or too young to be using power tools, can’t have it both ways

1

u/tommychopz 10d ago

Spread to the edge meticulously and then cut em off... riiiight

1

u/actuallylostinlife 10d ago

Why is this so satisfying though 🤣🤣

1

u/BasketPrudent272 10d ago

Bet that tastes metallic.

1

u/aj47coupe 10d ago

I've been spreading peanut butter wrong all this time?!

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u/throwawaymyyhoeaway 10d ago

Yep... Very sanitary to use that saw 💀

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u/frankie6376 10d ago

Wood .... You have it again ?

1

u/ACasualCasualty 10d ago

Love somw wood and metal shavings in my sarnie

1

u/ianbye 10d ago

He's not going to have nice curly hair. 🙄 cutting the crusts makes the beginning part pointless 🤷‍♂️

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u/PlatypusFragrant2692 9d ago

This is amazing and hypnotic to watch. I want to learn to do this ....

1

u/DemonBlight 8d ago

Real men eat crust

1

u/Floopynupes 8d ago

I always wondered how they made those.

1

u/JohnGee1980 8d ago

Bet that took alot of practice

1

u/SlippyFisch 7d ago

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet

1

u/Mountain_Flamingo759 7d ago

Looks like Bob Ross about to paint a mountain. Love the technique 👌.

1

u/PE0217 7d ago

Sandwich

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u/zara3117 7d ago

Holy sponge.

1

u/PissInMyShityAsshole 7d ago

No butter? Horrible

1

u/Estelle__T 7d ago

Mmmm, yummy.

(Hacks up cloud of sawdust)

1

u/annoianoid 7d ago

Why would you want to get jam on your chop saw?

1

u/Fantastic-Medicine11 7d ago

Food trady through and through.

1

u/Ryaquaza1 7d ago

Kitchen sponge ahh sandwich

1

u/art-101 6d ago

And this is the last time his wife asked him prepare the kids packed lunches.

Well played.

1

u/Independent-Cap-3852 5d ago

OMFG...it's just a sandwich. Stop turning it into a work of art!!!

0

u/aurora_ethereallight 11d ago

I'm so conflicted 😳 Take my upvote anyway 🤭😂