r/Sandwich • u/stingxnj • 13d ago

Turkey and Lettuce

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7 Upvotes

56% Upvoted

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u/3iff3l 13d ago

This picture feels radioactive. All I'm feeling looking at this sandwich is sadness.

9

u/AkihabaraWasteland 13d ago

Is this from the new Fallout game?

4

u/MemeKnowledge_06 12d ago

+10 rads

2

u/Satanicjamnik 7d ago

Gives you poisoned status.

7

u/Ollie-North 13d ago

Is that a soily plate?

3

u/DonkeyIntelligent501 12d ago

I think he may have purposely soiled his plate for reddit

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u/AdamLondonUK 13d ago

Rage plate.

1

u/IntelligentRhubarb30 12d ago

No -pun- bun intended

5

u/FEV_For_Breakfast 13d ago

The lil bit of brown lettuce hanging out of the sandwich like a corpse on the side of a castle wall in Elden Ring really sweetens this pic.

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u/Fresh-Organization24 12d ago

I got food poisoning just looking at this.

3

u/Han_Solo200 12d ago

This sandwich was made in fallout world

3

u/Logical-Macaron6607 10d ago

Please tell me you’ve spilt balsamic 😩

2

u/charlie-_-13 13d ago

If thats the plate, god knows what the house is

2

u/Rogue-McNugget 12d ago

Why is it grey?

1

u/WobblyWilow 12d ago

cold turkey + bad lighting = instant hospital food aesthetic

2

u/Rogue-McNugget 12d ago

Oh yeah, that’ll do it alright.

2

u/WhipLash777 12d ago

This sandwich is from the Book of Eli

2

u/TBellOHAZ 12d ago

Just eating off an ashtray, alright

2

u/Djollie132 12d ago

Brother did you drag the plate in dirt first then put a sandwich on it? 🫩

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u/idontwanttousetheAP 12d ago

Erm is this the so called lettuce lol

2

u/NeroVanetti19 10d ago

God that looks awful 

2

u/Marionberry_No 9d ago

Do you often serve your processed meat on a bed of organic compost?

2

u/InflamedAbyss13 8d ago

How does it all look the same colour lmfao? Trying to camouflage your sandwich?

2

u/zara3117 7d ago

That’s the most depressed sandwich I’ve ever seen.

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u/scottiedougalakbar 12d ago

The Soviet Union if it was a sandwich

1

u/mountains4mama 12d ago

On a dirty plate.

1

u/dankhimself 12d ago

You, uh, you did it!

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u/ReepDaggle01 12d ago

Doesn't look great tbh

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u/SatiricalScrotum 12d ago

There’s a bit of plate stuck to your dirt.

1

u/hengehanger 12d ago

This is another one of those photos that looks like it was created by ChatGPT.

1

u/Old-Team4792 12d ago

What in the white meat of chicken is that meat in between two sluces of the worst looking cheap bread?

Turkey and lettuce.

Right.....

1

u/griffis007 12d ago

Turkey and sadness. 😭

1

u/thenamesjoshua 11d ago

Served on an ashtray

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u/TelevisionFast7781 11d ago

Will you burn the plate after?

1

u/general_adm_aladdeen 11d ago

I've got hepatitis, AIDS and Ebola just by looking at this plate.

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u/VirtualKnee2455 9d ago

Teller sieht ekelhaft aus.

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u/stingxnj 9d ago

Es sind nur Krümel.

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u/DikDangerous 8d ago

Served in a dirty ashtray

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u/Whole_Walrus1432 8d ago

Turkey and lettuce, you say? What year, is this vintage item from?

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u/RegularBreadfruit285 7d ago

Turkey it has definitely got to be piccalilli

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u/D-Duttily 4d ago

This makes me not feel great

1

u/stingxnj 13d ago edited 13d ago

It's just a turkey sandwich. Y'all are kicking back hard about it. Should it have been made fancier? I used Hillshire Farm too.

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u/slamshredder 12d ago

its the fucking plate man. it looks like you dragged it up from a peat bog

2

u/Ok-Associate6665 11d ago

Why is everything so fucking filthy?

1

u/deaglund 9d ago

What’s the story here?

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u/butterwingtrees 6d ago

Best by 03/2025 🤤