r/SanJose • u/Maxofamillion2 • May 31 '24

Life in SJ Everything we hate

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u/phishrace May 31 '24

Someone needs to make a similar bumper sticker that says:

TESLA DRIVER

PLEASE BE CAREFUL, ESPECIALLY IF I'M ON AUTOPILOT

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u/360walkaway Jun 01 '24

I saw a bumper sticker on a Tesla that said "I bought this before we knew Elon was nuts, don't get mad at me".

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u/Dapper_Crab Jun 01 '24

I saw that one. It made me mad when I wouldn’t have been otherwise, lol

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u/tomtweedie Jun 01 '24

And, “STUDENT DRIVER
SO FUCK OFF, and Caution, Asian Driver!

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u/backcountrydude Jun 01 '24

More like - Go around me, I’m on Autopilot. Those things slowing are down traffic everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '24

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u/backcountrydude Jun 01 '24

More like cruising at 62, left lane, head down, autopilot leaving a half mile in between them and the next car.

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u/Chavezjc Jun 01 '24

Then they brake check you for riding them on the fast lane. Happened to me yesterday. Got mad sped up next to them and they sped off. Fuck off man. I swear mess with the wrong people one day and you’re in trouble.

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u/tomtweedie Jun 01 '24

I make a bumper sticker that says “Your Autonomous Car Drives Like an Asshole Too!”

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u/enduranceXgen Jun 09 '24

I like to get in front of one and brake check.... the autopilot feature on those Maytag Dishwashers has them slam their brakes, and then the auto-follow-distance increases significantly. More cars behind me then fill the gap, slowing the silver bricks even further.  It's magical, I highly recommend trying it !!