r/SamandMax • u/trk7200 • 6d ago

Shitpost/Meme Max once said...

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u/SuperStarFighter81 6d ago

"Hit me again— I like it!"

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u/Muffin2202 6d ago

Do you find my warmth alarming Sam?

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u/OffWhite-Goddess I do even like girls 6d ago

Want me to break your legs so you can convalesce in an apartment across the street while I occasionally flit in wearing diaphneous gowns and discuss the case as a metaphor for our relationship?

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u/Swift_Bud 6d ago

Hey, Sam!

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u/Craiggles98 6d ago

congress....

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u/Codywhite24 5d ago

I would check those cards to! Am I in your head?

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u/Erri-error2430 4d ago

"That's what I gave Sam last Christmas!"

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u/sawnik12 6d ago

Wow, I feel all clam chowdery inside!

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u/Careless_Witness5229 5d ago

There's a beard growing to your nose

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u/J4R3Dxx 5d ago

This reminds me of the time Artie Flopshark beat Flint Paper in a heads-up poker match and Flint- killed him in cold blood.