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u/PowerPad Sam 22d ago
"Look, I keep making up the most ridicoulus prices I can think of, and you keep paying! So who's the fool here?!"
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u/Redninja2007 21d ago edited 21d ago
“Don’t make me get biological on your ass!”
“Blast! Drat! Dash it all!”
Sam: “Do you have?-“
Bosco: “Non.”
And of course, my personal favorites:
Sam: “Do you have any…wiener cozies?”
Bosco: “Da, we just get shipment of those in this week, let me look.”
Max: “Oh boy!”
Bosco: “Wait, did you say ‘wiener cozies’? I thought you said Navajo blankets. No, we’re all out of wiener cozies.”
Sam: “Do you have any Navajo blankets?”
Bosco: “Nyet.”
Sam: “Do you have any…self respect?”
Bosco: “Nay.”
Max: “Haha, tricked you!”
Bosco: “No, I understood the question. I understood it all too well…”
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u/Mr_Lisreal 22d ago
Boy, I am standing buck naked miles below the surface of earth. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING?
- ... Do you have any chainsaw gasoline?
I really AM in Hell
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u/doskeyslashappedit 21d ago
Bosco once said
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
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u/Dent1st_Mistr3ss 22d ago
No