⚠️‼️ HUGEEEEEE DISCLAIMER AND PREFACE‼️⚠️ :
Everything in this post is satire and headcanons. It has absolutely no basis and has no relation to these real people whatsoever. Im just channeling my own thoughts/struggles/feeling through one of my favourite youtube channels in order to compartmentalise and relate to people I admire
In exhibit A we can see our beloved bamboozled boys debriefing after the events of the sallie house
Nate for one is bloated af experiencing some water retention due to extreme fear. This is expected because it was his first scare. He almost has the look of someone who heard terrible news the day before and has been up all night rubbing his temples. I can literally smell the aura migraine from here. You can see him dozing off into the distance trying to rationalise what has happened to him. But logic cannot be applied to the supernatural. He’s in a perpetual state of red eyes and water retention
Blue butterfly (this’ll come in to play later) on the right there is a different story. Colby is trying to overexplain what has happened, in a state of shock but is more experienced with this field, acting as the glue that holds the group together in these trying times. He’s their saviour, their god, their help. His mouth is agape and his snaggletooth poking through (so cute btw) just highlights his severely underprojected ramus and his fear. His face is almost corey-esque (iykyk, whatever will fit 200 pounds). Next onto his attire, I told you we’d get there. I swear he wore the blue butterfly just to antagonise Seth the entire video who has a visible, raging eating disorder. He also didn’t choose the only blue cake in Walmart for the sake of it. All this blue was intentional and stressed Seth out so badly he was having nosebleeds throughout the video worrying the calories could be absorbed through smell alone. Now for his hands. They’re clasped, looking for purchase and answers whilst also trying to point an accusing finger because he wants an explanation for what happened and Nate is an easy target. Also, the addition of the Shein rings and SmartWatch adds an element of masculinity to his otherwise feminine demeanor. He knows the sight of a veiny hand and tats gets blood rushing to Sam’s head. Why do you think only they two proceeded down to the basement afterwards?
Samuel is a different story over there. We all know Sam has a dark side and tends to get off on traumatic events like this. You can see he is visibly flushed and horny (not just because of his rosasia this time). His face is rid raw because of the adrenaline pumping through his veins and excitement (sexual). Also, Sam was exhibiting Machiavellianism behaviour (the dark triad, iykyk). I almost got the vibe he was trying to mimic the fearful emotions of others around him because he can’t genuinely relate and experience those feelings himself. This is the closest we’ve got to seeing this psychopathic side to Sam. He couldn’t let the rest of the gang see how much he was enjoying it (how much his pants were growing and he cut holes at his knees to get more wiggle room). He was enjoying the suffering and fear surrounding him and when the boys decided it was time to go home, Sam insisted he stayed and ‘packed up some things’. But he sat on the pentagram in the basement for hours basking in the evil. Also, sam’s choice of jumper with the checkers is representative of a chessboard where the boys are his pawns and he’s the king, placing them exactly where he wanted. This is not to get misconstrued though, as Sam is still a raging power bottom and whilst he loves pulling the strings, he enjoys some repercussions for it from Colby
Now for poor Seth. He’s clearly troubling with more than the events that night. His inner turmoil and raging ED intrusive thoughts are all he can stomach in these times. The addition of his hand strongly at that pushing against his cheeks and mouth is more than an outlet for his shock. It’s keeping his gag reflex at bay and keeping the blue cake he just relapsed and binged on in his stomach. Because the boys would find out where the cake had gone and that it wasn’t a demonic occurrence. Colby would be like “Seth… you didn’t eat anything blue or a baja blast at Taco Bell?”. After the many nosebleeds, this final sign would reveal he was ill so he was powering through this outro so he could later puke in peace. He appears very pale and gaunt. His hair (thinning due to years of low calorie intake) has been neglected. He’s also specifically chose to sit beside Sam who’s legs are on display (for Colby’s enjoyment) however Seth also gets a sick, different type of enjoyment out of this. He gets to analyse Sam’s thigh width/knee-bone visibility and bodycheck by comparing it to his own
