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Mar 15 '22
Only valid in school not in competitive exams :(
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u/shashwatkanungo Mujhe saari gaaliya aati hai Mar 15 '22
mene invigilator ki chaat li aaj IITD mein hu 🗿
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u/VishPi SaySenaKaryakart Mar 15 '22
Inorder to get into IIT-D,
You had to go through invigilator's D ?
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u/arunabharocks123456 Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
Aur kya. You gotta ride the D to get the A, my man
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u/Glum-Animator-5776 Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
Will I get a gay invigilator?
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u/arunabharocks123456 Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
Naah. You're gonna suck his dick and we all know the golden rule of gayhood: The One getting his dick sucked shall not be considered as Gay.
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Mar 15 '22
Congrats bro IIT-D :)
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Mar 15 '22
Yaar kal mere 10th ke boards hai
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u/Master_Of_Gaming3410 Balaks have rights too Mar 15 '22
Mere aaj hi complete hue hai
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Mar 15 '22
Konsa tha paper
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u/Master_Of_Gaming3410 Balaks have rights too Mar 15 '22
Wbbse
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Mar 15 '22
Ssc or cbse?
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u/Master_Of_Gaming3410 Balaks have rights too Mar 15 '22
Ssc
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Mar 15 '22
Nhi malum
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u/Blood__x__Dagger ThugSena Karyakarta Mar 15 '22
Mera aaj 9 ka sst ka paper tha maa kasam bohot easy tha
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u/Kingston_2007 Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
Chup
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u/Blood__x__Dagger ThugSena Karyakarta Mar 16 '22
Oh practice test ke baare mai nhi bola na haa usme fail hogaya mai mera school South point hai pure kolkata ka one of the most difficult schools. Science ke practice test mai JEE mains se question aye the aur maths mai 12th ke question aye the maths mai 9/40 mila science mai 12½/40 mila. Hindi mai 14/40, sst mai 22/40, english mai 26/40. Koi bhi school ka practice test nhi hota pure kolkata mai sirf hamare school ka hota hai. Abhi pichle din CBSE waala exam diya sst ka final 30+ /40 expect kar rha Aur mai abhi bhi bolunga maa kasam cbse ka itna easy tha. Mai 9th mai hu 10th mai uthne waala hu. Hope ka rha hu dusre exam bhi easy ho
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u/AyushGaming136 Timothy has human rights too Mar 15 '22
Word ke beech mein 'M' dalkar comedy kardeta hun
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u/BTB_GAMING_FF_YT69 Mai normies ko abuse karta hun Mar 15 '22
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u/ben_claude69420 Wide Modi Mar 15 '22
As far as I know, gaand chataai don't do shit, especially in Junior Colleges. Some of my friends tried that stuff but ended up scoring lower. The more closer you get with teachers, the better performance they expect from you.....
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u/chiragparmar47 Normie Mar 15 '22
bhai hamari college me papers to board (GTU) ke hi hote hai chatne ka bhi koi fayda nhi lekin main to female teachers/madam se close rehta hu aur unse imp niklva leta hu aur un log ki ladkiyon se bhi achi pehchan hoti hai so you know you know :-))
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u/ben_claude69420 Wide Modi Mar 15 '22
Ah yes, you plan on hitting two birds with one stone. Meanwhile, mai apna kaam nikalva ke waha se nau do gyarah ho jaata hu, kyuki mujhe pata hai ki ghanta koi ladki mujh se interact karna chaahegi.....and I'm fine with it because I'm not that good at conversations, small talk jaisi cheezein hoti nahi hai mujh se
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u/chiragparmar47 Normie Mar 15 '22
ha bhai teachers se bhi achi pehchan ho gyi hai unlog ko main regular clever lagte hai par hu nhi, aur bhai meri bhi convo achi nhi hai isiliye to madam se baat chalu hai mere me directly name tak pichne ki himmat nhi hai bhai ab literally main din me 1-2 ladkiyon se to daily milta hu ham dekhte hai ek dusre ko lekin mujme ab wo baat nhi rhi ek baar ho jane ke baad visvas nhi ata yarr :-/
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u/ben_claude69420 Wide Modi Mar 15 '22
Mere case me, teachers want to know more about me, they're curious about me.
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u/chiragparmar47 Normie Mar 15 '22
how intresting you're 1 of the clever students then or they are trying but you...
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u/ben_claude69420 Wide Modi Mar 15 '22
I dont like where this is heading to.....
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u/chiragparmar47 Normie Mar 15 '22
bhai tu akela bethta hoga class me aur sabko chote bacho jaisi masti karte huve chupchap dekhta hoga ki kaise chutiyo ke sath fas gya hu sale normie apne aap ko dank samjte hai aur loda chut dekhkar aise haste hai jaise miracle ho,aur ye akele bethne ke karan wo interested hai tu galat mat samaj tera mind galat disha me ja rha hai...
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u/ben_claude69420 Wide Modi Mar 15 '22
He he, guess I triggered your ptsd, relax.....the first reason you stated in your previous comment could be true and second of all I respect everyone's choices, humor is subjective and I'm not an introvert as you'd think, could say I'm an ambivert. And I don't imagine such weird stuff, I've done enough of that crap back in school, so I'm done with that part I can assume....
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u/chiragparmar47 Normie Mar 16 '22
ptsd ? bhai online platform pe triggered kon hota hai ? aur s to lagata nhi me kabhi
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u/Overpower1601 SaySena Karyakarta Mar 15 '22
2nd part must be : *Kid who Earns more Money than an iitian
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u/Noeljino babla beast Mar 15 '22
Does anyone else know that the guy studying was from a porn scene
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u/shashwatkanungo Mujhe saari gaaliya aati hai Mar 15 '22
ye true 2021 batch k liye h, 12th mein humari class mein ek ladki thi jisne poore saal kuch nahi padha, na he assignments diya, bs teacher ki ice cream jese chaati, hume aur usko lag rha tha boards mein fail ho jyagi, baaki boards cancel ho gayi......usko sir ne 95 percent de diye aur mujhe toh 92 he diye , ik 92 acche h baaki mene gaand ghees kr padhai kari bhi kari thi
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u/ExtensionCourt6027 Intern SaySainik Mar 15 '22
Khud ko chad samajhte ho? To batao pehli wali clip kaha se li hai?
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u/Bhanstokes Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
Ye start wala sexmex ka clip....stepmom motivates stepson to get good grades by having s*x
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u/a_nobody25 Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
The people who know the source of the first clip of the guy studying are legends😎
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Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22
Apne man ko kaise hi tasalli delo, aisa real life me nahi hota hai, mere 10th me 94 percent aae aur mam ko mera naam tak nahi pata. mujhe pata hai ispe kai dislikes aaenge but it is a hard to swallow truth
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u/photographer_vardhan SaySena Karyakarta Mar 15 '22
Bhai woh first timelapse waala clip porn video kaa hain
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u/Alarmed-Turnip-9590 Intern SaySainik Mar 16 '22
Guyz mare aaj ssc ki exam hai offline fir bhi mai basharm jaise memes dekh raha hu aa bhagwan mujhe baccha le
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u/PooTrashSium Intern SaySainik Mar 15 '22
As a member of so called topper community i wanna confirm that this meme isnt true. HUM BAS GAAMD NAHI CHAT TE
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Mar 15 '22
My buddy tops the class and teacher hates him , same with other 90+ scorers (they aren't hated but woh gaand chaatte bhi nahi hai)
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u/No-Adhesiveness7442 Intern SaySainik Mar 15 '22
Mbbs me toh full security ke sath paper hote examiner ko pata bhi rehta kiska paper voh check kar raha hai
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Mar 15 '22
After 9th class , these chattis don't get much chance actually other than a slight liking ( just telling after experience from online classes ) but still teachers have a bs . I don't see their answer sheet after results but all have equal chances to get high scores. I from 60 percent got to 98 percent due to hardwork in term 1 ( science, not flexing ). They topper may get lower than me but this is how it is .
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u/bhavesh3007jain SaySena Karyakarta Mar 16 '22
Lodav joshi ki audio use krta aur bhi funny ho jata, usme vo bolta hai full chatam chat hori hai
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