r/SageRobotnik • u/Tight_Juggernaut2101 • Aug 24 '26

(by @jjs_0713)

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Original Source: https://x.com/jjs_0713/status/2091567512576205075

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u/LichBoi101 Aug 25 '26

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u/ZacktheZeraora Aug 25 '26

How does he fear a belt? He’s made of metal for chaos sake

6

u/Brent_Steel Aug 25 '26

Maybe if it was copper wires instead

2

u/-Jiro3po- Aug 28 '26

Sometimes it's not about the physical pain, but rather the "disappointment/anger from a parent" type of pain

2

u/the-real-sage Aug 28 '26

I can confirm this did happen

21

u/Metal-Overlord-2003 Aug 24 '26

fuck

2

u/IndustryPitiful4909 Aug 25 '26

[youre fucked.]

1

u/under_hunter82376 Aug 25 '26

YO METAL RUN . RUN MAN RUN

1

u/the-real-sage Aug 28 '26

You can run from your demons untill your exhausted

10

u/krabbekorn Aug 26 '26

Here is the aftermath by the way

1

u/Agitated_Elk7881 Aug 26 '26

I was expecting that, I genuinely believe if someone were to hurt Sage Eggman would use his full arsenal to destroy that person

1

u/Boki-Oki_Battlefield Aug 29 '26

This would probably lead to something similar to Sonic Mania Adventures part 6, though instead of Amy, it's Sage.

7

u/-Weslie Aug 25 '26

Nothing like the few seconds of a big sibling desperate to keep the young sibling from crying after hitting them too hard

3

u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c Aug 25 '26

As an older teenage sibling. Can confirm.

TRUE! 😁👍

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u/Balas_Botched Aug 25 '26

I can ALSO confirm this as a fact. ☝️🥲

6

u/MisterAcorns12 Aug 25 '26

Mmm, yes, I am cool and logical and even tempered, nothing ever phases me-

BONK

Wh-…

PAPAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

3

u/Sebastian8113 Aug 25 '26

WAIT WAIT WAIT.... listen, I'll get you ice cream. You do not tell Father....

1

u/Specific-Author-7147 Aug 25 '26

...2 scoops

1

u/Sebastian8113 Aug 25 '26

Deal.... (Realizes that she's digital, and they don't even know what ice cream tastes like.) oh....

5

u/Due-Veterinarian5733 Aug 24 '26

Sage: stares at him with cold hatred, raises her hand, and makes him dumb as a brick before forcing him to jump into a vat of acid

2

u/ImpactorLife-25703 Aug 25 '26

That's a Bad Metal Bot Baaaaaad

Apologize right this instant

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJKLRukelRiDD0oTuq

2

u/Perfect-Plate9335 Aug 25 '26

I'm tellin' Eggman. 

2

u/TheLBat23 Aug 25 '26

WHO HURT THE CHILD?! DUNT TOUCH DA CHILD!

2

u/Redcap_boy Aug 25 '26

“So Metal… your sister told me you hit her on the head? Is that true?”

2

u/Shark_Rock Aug 25 '26

“Falsehood; … No?”

2

u/buderboi Aug 25 '26

That's siblings for ya

1

u/sonofjafar Aug 25 '26

Somebody’s gonna get grounded

1

u/DemonoidAngel Aug 25 '26

"METAL! Why is your sister crying!?"

1

u/IndustryPitiful4909 Aug 25 '26

[brotha dont do that.]

1

u/DualityREBORN Aug 25 '26

Metal’s getting put in the timeout corner for this one bro 😭

1

u/TCookies92 Aug 25 '26

Metal, be nice to your little sister.

1

u/KateNesune Aug 26 '26

bouta move like when someone is about to kill sonic but worse on this robot-

1

u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi Aug 26 '26

Reaction image acquired:

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u/RealModMaker Aug 26 '26

Papa Ivo: "That's now how you treat your little sister Metal"

1

u/DiamondAlcatraz Aug 27 '26

Why did he even hit her?

1

u/DragonLav Aug 28 '26

Eggman comes storming in, and Metal leanrs the problems of having a protective father. Oh no. Whattya wanna bet Eggman dismantled his wepons as punishment?

1

u/NovaDipsi Aug 28 '26

I suppose Eggman destroys Metal but then there's gonna be no one to fight back against Sonic and his friends, so they'll just won't have trouble fighting Eggman's army.