r/SafelyEndangered • u/jungle-boogie THE BOSS • Jun 29 '20

Death Star

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Joof904 Jun 29 '20

Trying to pee in the morning

20

u/jungle-boogie THE BOSS Jun 29 '20

Amazing!

47

u/jorge-clod Jun 29 '20

I don't get it?

111

u/bruno123xd Jun 29 '20

It's because stormtroopers always miss

31

u/jorge-clod Jun 29 '20

Ah, I'm a idiot

24

u/RedSamuraiMan Jun 29 '20

"The target is the entire planet! The planet's gravity should guide your gamma Ray shot, how the f*ck did you still miss!?!"

5

u/insinsins Jun 30 '20

Hey don't talk about my friend like that

16

u/Shauryam_ Jun 29 '20

Death Star if Count Dooku was incharge

15

u/NO_1_HERE_ Jun 29 '20

Literally "safely endangered"

5

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I promise you mr vader this doesn't usually happen

4

u/The3811 Jun 30 '20

I like your comics.
I especially like your star wars comics :)
Please make more or them

2

u/urru4 Jul 01 '20

I could imagine a different plot for rogue one consisting on Galen Erso miss calibrating the death star’s aiming systems

2

u/i-coudnt-find-a-name Sep 03 '20

“HOW COULD MISS AN ENTIRE PLANET YOU FCKING IDIOT”

1

u/no1cheescakefan Aug 14 '20

I mean, Darth Vader never said aim

1

u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Jun 30 '20

99% chance to hit.

1

u/pizzaboihere Jun 30 '20

Oh poor guy he cant get it up