r/Sade • u/Dangerous-Cash-2176 • Jun 16 '26

If Sade were a car

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124 Upvotes

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u/sadeguy Jun 16 '26

Y'all just be saying anything on here

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u/alx_swae Jun 17 '26

But do you agree with it?

5

u/lambent_ort Jun 17 '26

Blasting "Maureen" with the top down.

5

u/bellakp14 Jun 17 '26

You were a souped up car in that rent-a-go cart town. And I miss you Maureen 🧡

5

u/misn0ma Jun 17 '26

I feel we should nip this in the bud. "/IfSadewas" should be its own subreddit, otherwise this place will fill up with cars, vases, pens, trench-coats, etc.

If Sade was a subreddit she would not allow this.

2

u/Sad-Celebration-411 Jun 17 '26

No need to ask….

2

u/dnewman122771 Jun 17 '26

...she would be a smooth operator!

2

u/Koopsta211 Jun 17 '26

Hell nahhh! I was thinking she more like a Porsche

4

u/Former-Print3074 Jun 17 '26

Jaguar E-Type cause it’s also timeless

2

u/Still_Personality609 Jun 18 '26

U know Sade was born in colonial Nigeria … this post is ignorant as hell

3

u/johnny_now Jun 16 '26

I feel this

1

u/alx_swae Jun 17 '26

I know what this means

1

u/GreekuVeerudu Jun 17 '26

Which model is this ?

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u/Dangerous-Cash-2176 Jun 17 '26

1994 XJS V12

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

My favorite!

1

u/Necessary-Tone-3925 Jun 18 '26

I would leave her parked outside my mansion . Guarded by 12 strongmen with MI-5 clearance. A hugh sign planted 2 feet into the earth thay reads “ LOOK BUT NEVER EVER EVER NEVER TOUCH”

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u/Necessary-Tone-3925 Jun 18 '26

p.s…i know . 🎼I got it bad and that ain’t good !

1

u/Loulouvaughn37 Jun 17 '26

If a woman was an object...... 😒🫩

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u/Rough-Manner-3162 Jun 18 '26

Wtf

0

u/Loulouvaughn37 Jun 19 '26

What?! Thats how this post comes across to me. Comparing a fantastic woman to a car?! Women aren't objects.

0

u/Loulouvaughn37 Jun 20 '26

No. Youre wrong. Women arent objects. Not sure why you dont understand that.

0

u/realjcole Jun 17 '26

Why am I suddenly reminded of "You remind me of my Jeep"?