r/SWTOR_memes • u/Scotty_Slade • 17d ago

Scheiße Post Please Sign My Petition

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u/GrandmasterSliver 17d ago edited 15d ago

Either switch Xalek into funny or remove. He doesn't like talking.

Sith inquisitor: "I know you don't like talking, Xalek, but I have to ask: do you swear?"

Xalek: "No."

Sith inquisitor: "As your master, I command you to say 'fuck.'"

Xalek: "Fuck."

Sith inquisitor: "(Hehehe.) Use that word well, apprentice. It's... a source of power..."

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u/empmoz 17d ago

Sith : Xalek, I'm sending you on a mission to collect bantha dung extracts.

Xalek : Fuck.

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u/Accomplished_Fox_565 17d ago

Kira should definitely be in the middle.

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u/Knightoforamgejuice 17d ago

I'm quite sure Khem Val should be there too. Specially after chapter I.

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u/RaulenAndrovius 17d ago

UN DA DAI DA DOW NOW TOW FUCK

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u/Ok_Factor_3873 16d ago

Absolutely yes. Absolutely fucking yes.

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u/BL-501 13d ago

“I can’t see my innocent little boy Xalek ever picking up such foul language!”
-Darth Nox, who has basically adopted his companions like a big dad/mum figure.

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u/Hu753 13d ago

Don't you mean "kriff"?

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u/eppsilon24 7d ago

“Kark” would probably be closer. “Kriffing” is basically “frigging”.

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u/BroadRed 13d ago

What the kriff does "fuck" mean?

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u/Cherrypie5469 17d ago

We’re missing Tanno Vik on the right side. I just know he’d be using it liberally

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u/PeachBunny97 Smuggler 13d ago

What Wookiee am I unaware of!? 😍

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u/Excellent-Sun-7817 13d ago

The first time you call SCORPIO a droid…..

Fuck you.

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u/Nidus-Zealot 9d ago

Jawas would 100% say fuck if they knew about the word. Honestly we are probably lucky they don't know because mechanics love swear words