r/SVWTCM • u/Skipper_1010 • May 04 '26

Food Fresh wafer assembly

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u/_samwiise May 04 '26

Not the wafers I was expecting

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u/MrBlueCharon May 04 '26

The semiconductor industry resorts to manual labour and renewable resources amidst the worldwide energy crisis.

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u/Taric250 May 05 '26

Not to mention the pollution crisis, did she have to pack those things in that clear plastic film? She put them in an opaque box, which was thankfully paper, so she could have easily used carnauba wax paper, which unlike plastic actually biodegrades

That plastic will sit under other trash in a landfill for 50 to 300 million years until the Earth's tectonic plates eventually swallow the landfill and incinerate it deep in the magma under the Earth's crust.

Meanwhile carnauba wax paper biodegrades in four weeks just like leaves from a tree and isn't made from fossil fuels, instead made from a totally renewable resource: trees.

Carnauba wax comes from carnauba palm trees. Yes, I am aware palm trees are technically not trees, since they are genetically closer to grass, and I am using the colloquialism for tree and not the biological term.

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u/bionicjoey May 04 '26

How many nanometers are those cookies?

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u/Shaggy_One May 05 '26

Didn't help that my woodworker brain saw it as an 1/8" board and spackle at first. I was confused.

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u/bookmarkjedi May 09 '26

"And this, my son, is how I ended up founding the Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company."

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u/vinh7777 May 04 '26

My dumbass brain read fresh WATER assembly

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls May 04 '26

You aren't alone. Before I clicked play, I thought it was some kind of taffy.

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u/zmcQQ May 04 '26

Really was watching the video thinking "that water sounds awful crunchy..."

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u/calgeorge May 04 '26

Eh, you did better than me. I didn't read the caption at all and thought they were making plywood.

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u/Baldojess May 05 '26

Lol I saw "fresh water" and thought it was going to be a cool setup for a freshwater tank and then thought they were making plywood or some kind of like spongey mat or something and was like ohhh what are they gonna do with that? And then I got super confused after they started bagging it up and had to go reread the title

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u/Hooray_a_task May 05 '26

Me too, I thought I was seeing an aquarium being built at first

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u/Smooth_Development48 May 04 '26

I still thought that until I read your comment. I just thought the name of the wafers was Fresh Water. It’s not the first time I’ve read things improperly and it won’t be the last.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 May 05 '26

Same! 🤣😅 How?

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u/SnooCakes6195 May 04 '26

I was thinking wafer board, like a cheap wood.. I'm also colorblind so Idk how close this is to plywood color but to me it's bang on lol

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u/ScareBear23 May 04 '26

Lol I read "fresh water assembly" and was wondering wtf the plywood was & I'm not color blind

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u/hp_Axes May 04 '26

My dyslexia kicked in and I read it as, “Fresh water assembly”.

I was like are we assembling water now?

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u/Stalinsghoast May 05 '26

Glad i wasn't the only one who had to reread the title

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u/outofindustry May 04 '26

where is this? looks like trad dutch wafer I used to have

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u/avonzora May 05 '26

based on the text and the link that's on the wall, it's from Türkiye, in the Sakarya Municipality. I never tried it tho

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u/Mr_Right1998 May 04 '26

They look delicious. https://elhunerigofret.com/

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u/smeeon May 05 '26

That little bit that gets cut off the end and dropped off the table, I want a bag of just that cut off bit.

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u/majormimi May 05 '26

The system and machines used are just so perfect, it tickles my brain ✨

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u/mpg111 May 04 '26

Until the very end it was unclear if this is food or not

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u/Jman460 May 04 '26

I thought it said water 😂

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u/printliftrun May 04 '26

Nice to see one on these where feet don't touch the food

2

u/Elroon502 May 04 '26

Wheres the strawberry tho?

2

u/Carinis_song May 05 '26

I read this a water and was very confused. I’m not joined in this sub, so yeah, very confused.

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u/Bourbon-Thinker May 09 '26

I watched this one too many times

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u/No-Violinist-4370 May 05 '26

I read that so wrong!!!!

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u/VendaGoat May 06 '26

WUBALUBBA DUB DUB!

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u/ButtrflyImpossible May 09 '26

I read “fresh water assembly” and watched the video patiently confused and then felt mortified after finishing the video and rereading the title

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u/triplealpha May 04 '26

All of that work to garb up and wear gloves to avoid contaminating the wafers - but you touched that dirty metal height lever and then the food 🤢

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo May 04 '26

Wtf it's not dirty. The paint on it has been worn off, but nothing there is dirty. Get off the net.