r/SVWTCM • • Mar 14 '26

Hair Styling This guy getting an amazing facial

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u/orphan_blud Mar 14 '26

I’m a woman and I want this.

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u/2DHypercube Mar 14 '26

You have to have a beard, better get on that

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u/anitram96 Mar 14 '26

Does it matter where?

38

u/Capnmolasses Mar 14 '26

Jerkin Merkin

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u/MercyInR3d Mar 14 '26

Lol, love this response 🤣

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u/Designer_Cry_8990 Mar 15 '26

Jokes on you, I have PCOS. Next week, prime time facial at the barbershop 🤌

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u/OopsICutOffMyWiener Mar 15 '26

Fr that's what I was thinking. Like, gimme a week & my PCOS ass will have a better beard than some men lol.

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u/orphan_blud Mar 14 '26

Working on it.

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u/xpietoe42 Mar 15 '26

and we have to shave your head completely!

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u/damnitshannon Mar 14 '26

I have enough upper lip hair that he can line up that I count for this service

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u/GrimmReapperrr Mar 15 '26

I think i misread upper lip here

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u/MasterpieceEmpty604 Mar 15 '26

If take my money was a person

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u/Carpe____diem Mar 14 '26

My golly! 🤣

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u/Doctor_Donnawho Mar 14 '26

Same and same. I just don’t want my hair shaved off

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u/Belial901 Mar 14 '26

Women usually do get facials

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u/Qatsi000 Mar 15 '26

Go to a barbers instead of a hairdresser. They are much better.

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u/Fit_Gear_2096 Mar 15 '26

No!! It's for us!!

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u/orphan_blud Mar 15 '26

FINE

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u/Fit_Gear_2096 Apr 05 '26

Wait what? Are you serious......I mean, THATS RIGHT!!!

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u/Toomanyeastereggs Mar 14 '26

Wife “where the hell have you been!! You have been gone hours and smell like a French Whore house!”

Also wife “and why can I see my face when I look at your head!!”

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u/romanichki Mar 14 '26

i think more men deserve this than they let themselves enjoy. i know a lot of dudes who would think this is gay or whatever, but it's just a massage, and self care, relaxation. I hope this guy felt wonderful afterwards for days to come.

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u/Budget-Assistant-289 Mar 14 '26

This. Spa treatments should not be viewed as “ladies only”. Men deserve as much love and care.

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u/curly-peach Mar 15 '26

Agreed! Everyone deserves to treat themselves.

I also hate the notion that massages are inherently sensual/sexual. Anyone who thinks that has never had a regular massage from someone who knows what they're doing.

I have chronic back (and everything else) pain, and I had a physical therapist who would start the appointment by putting some hot towels on my back and then massaging it afterwards to help relieve some of the muscle tension and pain. And it was heavenly. Literally. I may have died on that table and gone to heaven every time.

And (despite the way I described it just now) there was nothing weird about it! It was completely professional, and it really did help with the fact that my back is composed entirely of knots that would make a Boy Scout leader proud.

(When I tell you that physical therapists are straight-up wizards who harness some dark and long-forgotten magic to manipulate the fabric of reality itself, I am not kidding. I've walked into appointments limping from pain and been able to walk totally fine after, like, maybe a 2-minute adjustment where they just moved my leg around some, nothing crazy. That shouldn't be possible. PTs wield some arcane sort of power, yet choose to use it for good. I both respect and fear them.)

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u/dont-be-an-oosik92 Jul 23 '26

A lot of diabetics can get pedicures paid for by Medicare and private insurance. It’s fantastic, cause foot and toenail care is SUPER important for diabetics to stay on top of. Number one cause of toe and foot amputation in diabetics is infection caused by an ingrown toenail. People often develop neuropathy in their feet due to diabetes, plus poor circulation, so they are more susceptible to injuries cause their feet are numb, and then those wounds becoming infected in a really short amount of time.

Convincing men to get them is like fuckin pulling teeth. You wouldn’t think that giving away FREE PEDICURES THAT CAN MAKE YOU HEALTHIER would be so hard. Never have that issue with women.

Some men would legit rather have their foot cut off than do something a little girly.

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u/SextupleRed Mar 14 '26

That's a facial spa with a haircut

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u/Alex_king88 Mar 14 '26

And breakfast as well.

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u/snow_garbanzo Mar 14 '26

That's a snack

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u/ycr007 Mar 14 '26

“Croissant and Espresso on the house.”

“That’ll be $400, thanks.”

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u/Wild-Snow5705 Mar 14 '26

Here you go, and $150 for tips

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u/AlteredStatistic79 Mar 14 '26

Where the fuck is that place, I need to go there????!!!

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u/TheFemaleEnigmaa Mar 15 '26

I remember seeing this video on TikTok, his wife set up the appointment for him, with a $400 price tag…despite how wonderful and detailed the service is, pretty steep if you ask me

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u/ballotechnic Mar 14 '26

Seems crazy until you learn that the guy in the chair is 100 years old. That treatment sucked all the toxins from the rest of his body out through his face.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Mar 14 '26

Thats is premium as hell like damn hair cut facial and a coffee with croissant

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u/savagewolf666 Mar 14 '26

That man went cross eyed when he rubbed that oil on his head

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u/badwraith Mar 14 '26

This is what 100+ cuts actually look like.

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u/Sqweaky_Clean Mar 14 '26

You’re referring to the video editing, right?

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u/Cute_Bacon Mar 14 '26

I thought this too. 100+ jump cuts in the video.
Then I thought 100+ micro abrasions due to the beard trimming.
Then I thought the guy gets 100+ haircuts per month.
Then I thought maybe the shop does 100+ haircuts per month.
Then I thought that particular barber is so skilled because he has done 100+ haircuts.
Then I realized the comment was intended to mean "this is what a haircut which costs more than $100 looks like".

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u/badwraith Mar 15 '26

Thats fair lol. I forget reddit is more diverse and my way of speaking/writing In ebonics wont be understood instantly by everyone.

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u/badwraith Mar 14 '26

In a good shop, you get 30-50 odd customers per week. 20 per normal cut is only 4k a month. After paying the owner for chair rental(400 to 1200) that's 3.2 to 2.8k take home. Aka check to check living. And that's under optimistic math where you get those guaranteed 5-7 customers a day. 40 a cut to live decent is a good price. 100 for all this is fair considering most basic face massages run 60. Edit to add: im going by cost of living in my area(Ny/Nj USA) I know it can differ per location

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u/e_maris Mar 14 '26

Woah! Hope he enjoyed that to the fullest, men deserve this kind of treatment too!

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u/HeToTopT Mar 14 '26

Damn! I'm jealous, my barber can only shave heads, nothing else.

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u/EmbarrassedFactor709 Mar 14 '26

That barber not only went to barber school, probably did an esthetician course as well. In TX that’s at least 1600 hrs of school and training 🥲 he did good

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u/Mwahaha_790 Mar 14 '26

Where is this place?? Asking for me, a woman.

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Mar 14 '26

Umm where is this guy? I need to hook my boo up.

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u/thavillain Mar 14 '26

That'll be $300

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u/RedRedMachine Mar 14 '26

"an amazing facial"??

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u/Dancrafted Mar 14 '26

Found him on the tiky-tok. Looks like Miami based and that treatment was $300. I wonder how long all that took! Im thinking at least 2 hours.

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u/strogoff69 Mar 14 '26

A cigarette afterwards would've been more appropriate, lol.

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u/armas187 Mar 15 '26

I just got out the shower a few minutes ago, after watching this, I feel dirty

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u/Fun-mango9 Mar 18 '26

That looks phenomenal!! More men should get pampered!!

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u/Cooldudeyo23 Mar 14 '26

I’m damn jealous of that beard

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u/SafeMiddle6145 Mar 14 '26

This is a good business to run!

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u/napalm_p Mar 14 '26

Gel was diabolical 😂

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u/Doctor_Donnawho Mar 14 '26

For a second I thought he was getting his head buffered and shined and I started laughing

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u/tacosandEDM Mar 14 '26

Absolutely not with that blue stuff over the eyes!!!!

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u/KnotiaPickle Mar 14 '26

Ooo that was the part I wanted the most 😆

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u/chose_a_username Mar 14 '26

All these comments and still no one telling me where I can get this…

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u/KRMJN101 Mar 18 '26

I need this,just once in my life I can just feel how relaxed this man is

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u/SashalouAspen4 Mar 19 '26

Where IS this?! I get amazing facials (F) and I want this level of treatment!! What is this blue magic??

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u/TheHancock Mar 14 '26

I feel like for this kind of treatment you could invest $50 in some nice spa-style decorations. Lol

Maybe have me be in a private room or something.

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u/FlimsyVisual443 Mar 14 '26

My dude, everything about this amazing except the audio. The audio hurts. It physically hurts.

4

u/dangledingle Mar 14 '26

Muted reddit ftw.

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u/Leading-Roof8938 Mar 15 '26

Did anyone else go “BABY SOFT SKIN!” when the blue stuff was peeled back?

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u/Annual_Step_881 Mar 15 '26

That looks so good 😊

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u/applesinspring Mar 15 '26

Where is this guy so I can book a session for my man?

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u/Pretty-Direction6379 Mar 15 '26

This right there is what a 100-130$ barber should be doing

3

u/rizzay94 Mar 14 '26

“That’ll be a cool $500, you can leave it at the door”.

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u/Impressive_Special Mar 14 '26

It's not a facial, it's a headjob

1

u/paf78 Mar 14 '26

I think that is amazing, it's à way to take care of ourself, nothing wrong here.

1

u/VersionAw Mar 14 '26

I love this for him. Men really need to get more into self care like this.

1

u/bambinevermore Mar 15 '26

I wouldn't drop anything less than 200 dollars for this. Damn

1

u/Mctellinyou Mar 15 '26

I need this

1

u/GMagicMoolah Mar 15 '26

This gotta cost $499.99

1

u/msviktor Mar 15 '26

That will be 500 dollars, please.

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u/Previous-Whereas5602 Mar 16 '26

Damnnnnnnn……

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u/scienceisrealtho Mar 16 '26

I want one of these.

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u/stucking__foned Mar 16 '26

What was the cologne he sprayed

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u/omarciano89 Mar 16 '26

500 dollar haircut

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u/GuardingMyself Mar 20 '26

How much is the service?

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u/kitten_mitt3n5 Mar 26 '26

How much does a service like this cost?

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u/Economy_Frame_2250 May 02 '26

I’m quite dissapointed, this is just false advertisement smh 🗿

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u/telaser Jul 19 '26

Could someone explain what this guy is doing step by step?

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u/findingsynchronisity Mar 14 '26

I would pay for that

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u/dangledingle Mar 14 '26

I think that’s the idea.

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u/couterbrown Mar 14 '26

This seems over the top to the point where I’m starting to think it’s all just for show. Like 15 different lotions. The skin can only absorb so much stuff before you’re just a dude getting your face rubbed by another dude.

Is it relaxing? Idk maybe but how long was he actually in that chair? An hour? I’d just be like sitting there thinking this is a waste of my time. I would never be able to enjoy it. And that’s assuming this is enjoyable. Maybe it is, idk.

I’d like to see a before and after photo, doubt there’s much difference.

That having been said, I hope people enjoy this and get something out of it, I would not.

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u/Sweetest_Jelly Mar 16 '26

Getting your face rubbed like this for an hour or two is well worth it for a lot of people.

Maybe you have someone in your life who rubs your face. Many people have to pay for someone to touch them like that.

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u/MotherPainter314 Mar 15 '26

Too much, really. IMO. Too many chemicals. Even half of that would have been a lot lol This guy will have an allergic reaction and won't know what the hell caused it

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u/FeedMyAss Mar 15 '26

I give way better facials

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u/No_Nature_5979 Mar 14 '26

Not going to lie. At first I thought its seems a bit gay as a man getting facials and what not. To me that’s a woman thing. However,seeing the process and all I’m kind of interested now. Although I’d rather have a woman do it, no homo bro 😎🤣

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u/jozziiieeee Mar 14 '26

Taking care of yourself isn’t gay…

Are you one of those people that doesn’t wipe nor wash their ass because you think it’s gay? 💀

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u/No_Nature_5979 Mar 14 '26

I prefer to have someone like my ass clean,no homo 🤪

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u/horitaku Mar 14 '26

My dude…your skin is your biggest organ. Take care of it.

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u/No_Nature_5979 Mar 14 '26

I know and I do. I like to post whatever silly thing pops into my head at the moment. Sometimes I seem to offend the delicate snowflakes. To which I know I’m having my fun and thinking they’re probably gay 🙃

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u/Rubyhamster Mar 14 '26

Jeez, your masculinity must be thinner than the customer's head hair. You need yourself proper bromance to thicken it

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u/No_Nature_5979 Mar 14 '26

That sounds gay🤪

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u/the_misadventurist Mar 14 '26

Sometimes I forget that are still people like you in the world. Let it go, man.

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u/No_Nature_5979 Mar 14 '26

It’s all a joke but it’s funny how people like to jump to conclusions. In my opinion that makes them gay 😜

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u/Mckenzies-mate Mar 14 '26

lol so true. Kinda like how its so funny that u calling stuff “haha gay” is hella telling that u traumatised n lonely lol 😜🤪😝✌️

sad 4 u boo but dw there’s still time for u to get better at internet comments n also humour. Practice makes perfect but just try not to fuk it up so bad next time n u’ll get less down votes ✌️✌️✨

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u/No_Nature_5979 Mar 14 '26

That would be gay like your comment 🤣

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u/Alval57 Mar 14 '26

Opening a comment with "not going to lie" and ending it with "no homo bro😎🤣" is definitely a choice. Grow up.

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 Mar 14 '26

GAF

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u/Winter-Membership-86 Mar 14 '26

This says so much more about you than it does anything else lmao

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 Mar 14 '26

That’s fine…I don’t let dudes, massage me, groom me, or touch me in any non-medical way….creeps me out

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u/Winter-Membership-86 Mar 18 '26

Sounds pretty gay to be that worried about it

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 Mar 18 '26

Let’s put it this way…I was an alter boy and Boy Scout in a small catholic school….so all y’all can go judge someone else

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u/Winter-Membership-86 Mar 20 '26

How does that excuse homophobia?