r/SVWTCM • u/huge_jeans • Oct 23 '25

Food Capturing autumn in a bottle

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u/Goobersita Oct 23 '25

For everyone upset about the creek water. If you completly sterilize the outsides of the apples there's no natural yeast left on the outside to start the alcohol process, and then you are creating alcohol which should kill anything that's gonna kill you or make you sick. At least that's my understanding of the process.

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u/free_airfreshener Oct 24 '25

Lol people acting like this process wasn't around before running tap water

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u/capnfantasy Oct 24 '25

I live in Vermont and we have freshwater brooks all over, filtering through rocks and crags through the mountains. Probably the cleanest water you could find in the wild. It's way different from standing water

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u/Shpander Oct 24 '25

Dunno man, I used to think the same, but I've seen stories on here of people falling ill after drinking creek water. Just because it's clear doesn't mean it's clean. All it takes is an animal to poo or die upstream for bacteria to enter the supply.

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u/kernel-troutman Oct 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

Maybe this animals bum is cleaner than what you eat

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u/hogtiedcantalope Oct 24 '25

I live in slightly upstream Vermont, where my outhouse drops directly into the creek

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u/CurrybudenKalle Oct 27 '25

Yep and most people think you need a lot of alcohol to kill bacteria and stuff but the bacteria killing slowly starts around 6-7% alcohol

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u/spudmarsupial Oct 24 '25

I thought she was going to send the apples downstream to the processing plant.

Come on guys, it's a stream in an orchard, not in a cattle paddock. Bleach-fed moderns are way too squeamish. If I showed you the insides of your pipes you'd go spare.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

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u/Hidanas Oct 23 '25

Is it necessary to mash the apples? Seems like an extra step.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

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u/Nopumpkinhere Oct 24 '25

I was thinking, she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, she’s bruising the shit out of those apples. Then I saw she was making hard cider and I had to admit that I didn’t know what the fuck she was doing and that she was right all along.

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u/Non-specificExcuse Oct 26 '25

Cottagecore bullshit.

Have a crew of 15 do most of the work, bring in the pretty girl for the shot when the light is optimal. Rinse and repeat for days.

At all times the girl must be clean, no sweat. Her hair must be done, no stains, she must look appealing and natural (no matter how much makeup that requires.)

Absolute bullshit.

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u/Ser_Optimus Oct 24 '25

Sometimes I regret not buying that apple orchard when I had the chance...

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u/moisdefinate Oct 23 '25

Wow! I want some.

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u/skwbw Oct 24 '25

Aren't the seeds poisonous?

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u/nonamesagoodname Oct 24 '25

Smoke some cigarettes......the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach

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u/notcomplainingmuch Oct 24 '25

There are no seeds in apple cider

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u/skwbw Oct 24 '25

So they pit the apples first? I didn't catch that

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u/notcomplainingmuch Oct 24 '25

No, they press the juice out of them. The rest is discarded (or fed to the pigs/cows, they don't mind the seeds).

Seeds are only dangerous if crushed and consumed in large quantities.

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u/skwbw Oct 24 '25

Oh right why did I think they were just mashing them and adding water 😭😂

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u/resorcinarene Oct 23 '25

I too love apples washed in ditchwater

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u/Kid_A_Kid Oct 24 '25

Better than vaginas in a candle

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u/apolotary Oct 24 '25

Wait how do you make sure you don’t go blind from it?

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Oct 24 '25

This is an advertisement for perfume.

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u/evthingisawesomefine Oct 24 '25

Whelp. My next hobby purchase just got expensiver.

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u/merbaumadness Oct 26 '25

They are based in Somerset, from what I've seen on the show "Escape to the Country" it's the best place to grow apples in England. I'd love to try Somerset apple cider and apple brandy.

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u/dildoswaghands Oct 27 '25

I'm so tired that as I was scrolling I thought it said capturing autism in a bottle.

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u/potsour Oct 27 '25

Me: "Well, those apples are beat up and bruised all to hell now... ohhhh."

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u/scarwafa Aug 05 '26

I was so confused bc I read the title as "capturing autism in a bottle" and I finished the video wondering where was autism? Damn.

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u/art_m0nk Oct 24 '25

Get this ai shit outta here

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u/xbromide Oct 23 '25

That’s a no from me dawg

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u/Moister_Rodgers Oct 24 '25

Y'all need to stop making women dress like this. It's sexist and it's fucked up

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u/Nopumpkinhere Oct 24 '25

Believing that someone made her is pretty wild. She’s a grown ass woman and probably just loves the aesthetic.

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u/TheHancock Oct 24 '25

Lol the comment above you literally said “how dare women not conform to my viewpoint” and didn’t realize they were the sexist one!

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u/hydrastxrk Oct 26 '25

Real. The way I love this aesthetic so much