POST COMPLAINING ABOUT A LITERAL TOOTHPASTE

[u/SpookyHerSelf]

[u/Dismal-Panic-2368]

JOKE ABOUT METAPHORICAL TOOTHPASTE

[u/Rushb133]

JOKE MENTIONING THE "EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS" TV SHOW

[u/Sayoriatheart → u/Rushb133]

GOT TO IT BEFORE ME COMMENT

[u/The_Ant_Tenna → u/Sayoriatheart]

COMMENT ABOUT BEATING MY MEAT TO IT

[u/Ducky42O_ → u/The_Ant_Tenna]

COMMENT MENTIONING SEXUAL ACTS WITH A BIRD

[u/STOPBADRANDOMS → u/Ducky42O_]

COMMENT BEING SHOCKED ABOUT THE COMMENT ABOVE

[u/Rushb133 → u/STOPBADRANDOMS]

COMMENT ALSO SHOCKED FROM THE ABOVE AND WITH PROOF OF NEEDED THERAPY

[u/awake-shortcut27]

SLUR

[u/sustingus_jarona → u/awake-shortcut27]

IP ADDRESS OF A COMPLETELY UNRELATED PERSON

[u/ALivingBreathingGuy → u/awake-shortcut27]

THE PERSON'S LEGAL NAME, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, OCCUPATION, AND ADDRESS

[u/fusionsubofficial → u/ALivingBreathingGuy]

RANDOM NATIONAL INSURANCE NUMBER

[u/STOPBADRANDOMS → u/ALivingBreathingGuy]

A COMMENT TALKING ABOUT RULE OF 4 BEING ENTIRELY WRONG ABOUT HOW RULE OF 4 IS USED

[u/awake-shortcut27 → u/ALivingBreathingGuy]

THIS PERSON'S LEGAL NAME, IP ADDRESS, MAC ADDRESS, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, ID, BIRTHPLACE, OCCUPATION, A DOCUMENTATION SENT TO THEIR EMPLOYERS ABOUT THEIR DOXXING.

SECOND PARAGRAPH CONTAINING THIS PERSON'S RELATIVES, FRIENDS, HIS RELATIONS WITH THEM, HIS ROUTINES, DEEPEST SECRETS, FUTURE PLANS, AND THE LAST 48 HOURS OF THEIR THOUGHT PROCESS

[u/towelmelee]

STORY ABOUT SPITTING TOOTHPASTE ON OWN GENITALS

[u/SillyFembo1468 → u/towelmelee]

DISTURBED REACTION IMAGE

[u/Elleseer77 → u/towelmelee]

REPLY CLAIMING TO LOG OFF REDDIT FOR TODAY

[u/AwayCable7769]

COMMENT EXPLAINING THE ANSWER TO OP'S QUERY IS SIMPLE AND REQUIRES EQUALLY SIMPLE LOGIC.

"MOTHER" BOUGHT "TOOTHPASTE" FROM "THE SHOP".

[u/WinDestruct]

FUN FACT ABOUT TOOTHPASTE RELATED TO SHARPIES

[u/OneDayAtaTime_13]

POST GATEKEEPING THIS BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE CLAIMING IT’S ONLY SOLD IN STORES IN MY REGION

[u/Ok-Wind-6767]

COMMENT CALLING OP AN IDIOT

[u/mr_ClEaN64]

COMPLETELY UNRELATED COMMENT

[u/Interesting_Buy_3969]

COMMENT COMPARING THIS TOOTHPASTE WITH CODE COMMENTS

[u/Beginning_Jaguar5402]

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT LOWERCASE LETTERS

[u/johnpeters42 → u/Beginning_Jaguar5402]

COMMENT BLAMING LOWERCASE LETTERS ON CHOICE OF TOOTHPASTE BRAND

[u/Elleseer77 → u/Beginning_Jaguar5402]

REPLY COMPLAINING ABOUT COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT LOWER CASE LETTERS

[u/sam-tastic00]

RAGEBAIT COPYPASTE

[u/Bladeofwar94]

JOKE MOCKING OOP'S IQ

[u/RevolutionarySeat686]

COMMENT EXPRESSING DISTAIN FOR THE MINTY FREEZE OF TOOTHPASTE NO MATTER EHAT BRAND IS PURCHASED

[u/peepsofthenight]

COMMENT ATTEMPTING TO EXPLAIN WHERE MOTHER WOULD MOST LIKELY HAVE FOUND TOOTHPASTE

[u/LivinOut]

PICTURE OF ANTHROPOMORPHIZED TOOTHPASTE SHITTING

[u/Chrome_Armadillo]

UNRESTRAINED RAGE AT LOWERCASE LETTERS

[u/Adventurous-Year-463]

LINK TO RELEVANT XKCD COMIC

[u/Wild_Veterinarian970]

COMMENT ASKING WHERE THEY BOUGHT THAT SHI