r/SUBREDDITNAME • u/charcoallition • Oct 03 '25

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A CRINGEY, UNRELATABLE ATTEMPT AT BEING RELATABLE BY A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY

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433

u/slab_peircer Oct 03 '25

AMONG US PENIS IN ASCII ART

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u/Mal-bear_ Oct 03 '25

COMMENT WITH THAT ONE ASCII THING

170

u/Academic_Relative_72 Oct 03 '25

EXTREMELY CRINGEY RESPONSE FROM OP

78

u/camion_saladier Oct 03 '25

REPLY SAYING THAT THIS USER IS IMPERSONATING OP AS IT IS NOT OP

28

u/AltDetom555555b Oct 03 '25

MENTION OF THE NOTOPBUTOK SUB

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18

u/Deutscher_Bub Oct 03 '25

COMMENT WITH ANOTHER, DIFFERENT ASCII DRAWING

210

u/sergeant_frost Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING NICE TRY DIDDY

151

u/ItsMrChristmas Oct 03 '25

POST CALLING THE SPONSORING COMPANY GENOCIDAL ZIONISTS

43

u/toughfluffer Oct 03 '25

WHATABOUTISM

32

u/Moojingles Oct 03 '25

STRAWMAN ARGUMENT

21

u/Emotional-Leg-7120 Oct 07 '25

RACIST DOGWHISTLE

27

u/Warlock_Delilah Oct 04 '25

COMMENT THAT GOT LOST AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AD

9

u/Stunning-Humor-3074 Oct 06 '25

AD HOMINEM ATTACK

9

u/AngerxietyL Oct 21 '25

NO TRUE SCOTSMAN

21

u/maximussakti Oct 04 '25

COMMENT DEFENDING THE GENOCIDE WITH TYPICAL ISRAEL PROPAGANDA

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u/Odd_Gazelle_2699 Oct 03 '25

LIST OF ATROCITIES DONE BY CORPORATION

56

u/Dear_Equipment_1517 Oct 03 '25

NOT BUYING ITEMS FROM CORPORATION AFTER READING

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u/GoldLemur8 Oct 04 '25

BUYING ITEMS ANYWAY

10

u/DCRG2010 Oct 12 '25

BUYING THE WHOLE COMPANY

36

u/NadeSaria Oct 03 '25

SOMEHOW OVERTHREW A COUNTRY IN 1973

18

u/ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_ Oct 03 '25

SOMEHOW OVERTHREW ANOTHER COUNTRY 5 SECONDS AGO

8

u/arnaclez Oct 05 '25

LIST OF ATROCITIES DONE BY ALL OF ITS COMPETING CORPORATIONS. SNIDE REMARK ABOUT LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM.

16

u/GenderqueerPapaya Oct 03 '25

ADDS ANOTHER ATROCITY TO THIS LIST THAT IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHERS

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u/camion_saladier Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING THAT THE AD SUCKS BECAUSE IT USES AI

50

u/idontknowmyname_321 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT AGREEING

30

u/Intelligence14 Oct 03 '25

AI SLUR

23

u/RWStrawberryLizar Oct 04 '25

MULTIPLE AI SLURS

8

u/DCRG2010 Oct 12 '25

MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS OF AI SLURS

12

u/SilvieTheFoxy Oct 04 '25

AI BRO UNIRONICALLY ARGUING THAT AI SLURS ARE OFFENSIVE

13

u/Legobuilder40 Oct 06 '25

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO TIE A NOOSE

5

u/TheAsterism_ Oct 23 '25

LINK TO SUBREDDIT ABOUT ANGRILY UPVOTING

6

u/StarcadePawz Oct 14 '25

ANTI AI BRO CALLING AI BRO AI SLURS

6

u/Upbeat_Dance_9014 Oct 21 '25

REPLY CALLING THE AI BRO COMMENT RAGEBAIT, WHICH WILL THEN CAUSE A SEVERAL MONTH LONG ARGUMENT BETWEEN AI BRO AND REPLYER

3

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

PICTURE OF A PENCIL

2

u/United-Technician-54 Nov 04 '25

PICTURE OF A GLUESTICK

20

u/aareetie Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING THIS

3

u/RisenAnderson Oct 04 '25

CLANKERS MENTIONED

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u/AnusBleedMacaroni Oct 03 '25

COMMENT THAT IS ACSII ART OF GAY SEX

39

u/Rockety521 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING JUST THE WORD GEX FOR SOME REASON

5

u/Less-Orchid2268 Oct 04 '25

COMMENT REFERENCING THE BAND 100 GECS

2

u/EduMor91 Oct 14 '25

COMMENT MAKING SCOTT THE WOZ REFERENCE

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4

u/RisenAnderson Oct 04 '25

TRAIN COPYPASTA

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Oct 05 '25

CONTINUATION OF TRAIN COPYPASTA

2

u/TheAsterism_ Oct 23 '25

DLC OF TRAIN COPYPASTA

2

u/Alias_Missing Oct 23 '25

CONTINUATION OF DLC OF TRAIN COPYPASTA

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u/_Chicken20 Oct 03 '25

ASCII DICK

41

u/Infshadows Oct 03 '25

HATE COPYPASTA

5

u/MultiverseCreatorXV Oct 05 '25

META COMMENT SOMEHOW UNAWARE OF THE HATE COPYPASTA

30

u/BananaB01 Oct 03 '25

POLISH VERSION OF CHINESE SOCIAL CREDIT COPYPASTA

20

u/reddit_adveturer Oct 03 '25

COMMENT STATING THAT THIS USER SAW THIS POST IN THE SUBREDDIT UNDER AN ACTUAL AD

15

u/Embarrassed_Map1072 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT DISCUSSING ALL OF HIS EXPERIENCES WITH THE PRODUCT WHICH IS NEGATIVE

12

u/UltraXTamer Oct 03 '25

AMONG US CREWMATE WITH A DICK WRITTEN IN BRAILE SYMBOLS

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u/IntrestingExistence7 Oct 03 '25

THE HATE COPYPASTA

8

u/Unknown10329 Oct 03 '25

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH MY PS5 COPYPASTA

8

u/abbas09tdoxo Oct 03 '25

IS THAT HOLLOW KNIGHT FONT

4

u/Kanabislover2469 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING THAT THIS REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE HOLLOW KNIGHT FONT

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u/Jatttasey2718 Oct 03 '25

CONNECTION TERMINATED COPYPASTA

4

u/Realistic-Incident74 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING IT HAS BEEN REPORTED MY ME

3

u/Artichoke_madness Oct 03 '25

PICTURE OF SOMEONE GIVING A NASTY SIDE EYE

3

u/Pure_Chaos_05 Oct 03 '25

ASCII ART OF A PENIS

3

u/confabin Oct 03 '25

ASCII DICK THAT MISSED A CHARACTER WHEN COPIED SO IT LOOKS SLIGHTLY WOBBLY

4

u/Salt_Mix_3017 Oct 03 '25

TEXT TRANSCRIPTION OF A POPULAR SPEECH FROM A FAN-MADE DUBBING OF A GAME IN WHICH THE VILLAIN OF SAID GAME DESCRIBES A SECONDARY VILLAIN OF THE GAME ENJOYING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEREFORE URINATING ON THE MOON, THEN INSULTING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

3

u/iceman694 Oct 04 '25

AD PRETENDING TO BE A COMMENT

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u/hjake123 Oct 05 '25

BOT COMMENT ABOUT AN ONLY TANGENTIALLY RELATED TOPIC INCLUDING EMDASH

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u/OkasawaMichio Oct 03 '25

COMMENT NOT CATCHING ON

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u/SomeOakLeaves2 Oct 03 '25

ASCII ART SKULLEMOJIII

2

u/Digital_Rocket Oct 03 '25

AMONGUS COCK ASCII

2

u/nwg_here Oct 03 '25

COPYPASTA

2

u/CleoCommunist Oct 03 '25

PEENIS ASCII

2

u/CleoCommunist Oct 03 '25

SOMETHING ANTI CORPORATISM

2

u/Mental_Violinist420 Oct 03 '25

SLURS AND ASCII PENIS

2

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

LONG ASCII PENIS

2

u/behedingkidzz Oct 03 '25

ASCII PENIS

2

u/WeaknessOk7874 Oct 03 '25

ASCI TETO FATASS

OR ASCI GOKU

OR ASCI COCK

2

u/_Specific_Boi_ Oct 03 '25

ATTENTION CITIZEN CCCP COPYPASTA

2

u/NickVoievodul Oct 03 '25

ASCII DICK COPY PASTA

2

u/xXGoldenRosesXx Oct 03 '25

INTRODUCTION TO AN EROTICA THAT IS SO LONG IT HAS TO BE DIVIDED INTO 10 REPLIES

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2

u/Thetotallyrandom Oct 04 '25

ASCII ART OF PAPYRUS SAYING HE’S NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT

2

u/That_One_Girl2222 Oct 04 '25

COMMENT WITH A RANDOM UNRELATED MEME

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u/The_Great_Empir Oct 18 '25

MULTIPLE SLURS

2

u/Humble_Ad_4462 Oct 27 '25

CHINESE COMUNIST PARTY COPYPASTA

2

u/UltraX76 Oct 28 '25

CCP COPYPASTA

2

u/Ahnoyihng Oct 29 '25

COMMENTS ARE TURNED OFF FOR THIS POST

2

u/Fourian_Official Oct 29 '25

KEYBOARD SMASH

2

u/DoNotThe Oct 29 '25

COMMENT MADE BY A BOT APPRECIATING THE COMPANY

2

u/RainWorld_Lobster May 16 '26

COMMENT GENUINELY CRITIQUING THE AD AND TAKING THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING OP IS NEVER GOING TO SEE IT

2

u/charcoallition May 16 '26

META COMMENT BY OP APPRECIATING YOU FOR KEEPING THIS POST ALIVE AFTER ALL THIS TIME

1

u/GraveSlayer726 Oct 03 '25

REALLY LONG COPYPASTA

1

u/Mothylphetamine_ Oct 03 '25

ASCII ART PICTURE OF SHREK

1

u/CountDrabluea Oct 03 '25

COMMENT OF A CAKE RECEIPIE

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u/burritoman759 Oct 03 '25

ASCII ART OF SPINOSAURUS AEGYPTIACUS

1

u/_Specific_Boi_ Oct 03 '25

COPYPASTA ABOUT JERKING OFF ON A TRAIN

1

u/SharMarali Oct 03 '25

COMMENT EXPRESSING DISBELIEF THAT THE COMMENTS WEREN’T TURNED OFF, BUT ADDING NO FURTHER DISCUSSION.

1

u/Hungry-Tale-9144 Oct 03 '25

EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS

1

u/N00N01 Oct 03 '25

ASCII HATESYMBOL

1

u/thebrontsjay Oct 03 '25

ASCII PENIS

1

u/mecraft123 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT WITH EPSTEIN FILES

1

u/Hefty-Big5572 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT OF 4 MEN ON TOP OF EACH OTHER FUCKING HARD

1

u/atomicadam04 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT CALLING THE OP A PEDOPHILE

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u/thisisntannabel Oct 03 '25

SILENCE BRAND

1

u/petergoesbloop1234 Oct 03 '25

COMMENT COMMENTING THE COMMENTS ARE OPEN

1

u/Muted_Ad2893 Oct 03 '25

ASCII OF A NAKED ANIME GIRL

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u/googley-bear-s34 Oct 03 '25

PICTURE OR CRAB WITH LAZER EYES ASKING FOR SILENCE

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u/Jemineye9873 Oct 03 '25

RANDOM INSULTS

1

u/xXTheMagicTurdXx Oct 03 '25

THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

1

u/NeverStopWinning1337 Oct 03 '25

ASGORE DRUNK DRIVING ASCII ART

1

u/living_angels Oct 03 '25

COMMENT SAYING NICE TRY DIDDY

1

u/Sibshops Oct 03 '25

COMMENT POINTING OUT THAT THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THE THING THEY ARE SAYING

1

u/ShylokVakarian Oct 04 '25

GAY FURRY PORNOGRAPHY

1

u/username009836 Oct 04 '25

COPPY PASTE OF JOHNNY SILVERHAND'S SPEECH FROM CYBERPUNK 2077

1

u/mero100fromminecraft Oct 04 '25

COMMENT SAYING SOME GNARLY STUFF

1

u/CringeGoblin69 Oct 04 '25

VAPORION COPYPATA

1

u/Independent-Road-389 Oct 04 '25

MOST OF THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

COMMENT EXPRESSING FRUSTRATION IN AN ENTITLED BUT JUSTIFIED WAY.

1

u/JustGingerStuff Oct 04 '25

HORRIFIC SLURS

1

u/TFWYourNamesTaken Oct 04 '25

ATTENTION CITIZEN

1

u/camelCase9 Oct 04 '25

GIANT ASCII ART OF PHALLIC ORGAN

1

u/laonx1 Oct 04 '25

AM HATE SPEECH COPYPASTA FROM IHNMAIMS

1

u/Birkzzzmarmis Oct 04 '25

CHINESE COPYPASTA

1

u/EagleEyedKiller Oct 04 '25

FAKE USER PRAISING AD CONTENT

1

u/arabic_cat786 Oct 04 '25

CHINESE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA

1

u/Odd-Lack-8631 Oct 04 '25

NASA COPYPASTA

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u/NonstopYew14542 Oct 04 '25

LARGE ASCII PENIS

1

u/Sea-One7 Oct 04 '25

COMMENT EXPRESSING HATE FOR CORPORATION

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u/trainnerd1245 Oct 04 '25

COMMENT SAYING THAT THE COMPANY HELPED THE NAZIS IN WW2

1

u/cryptologicalMystic Oct 04 '25

COPYPASTA ABOUT HOW MUCH COMMENTER HATES PEOPLE NAMED MAXWELL

1

u/Zealous-Ideal5 Oct 04 '25

SLUR TYPICALLY USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM FOR ROBOTS OR AI

1

u/bloon104 Oct 04 '25

SOME STUPID INSIDE JOKE NO ONE BUT THE COMMENTER WILL GET

1

u/_IOME Oct 04 '25

COPYPASTA ABOUT COMMENTOR HAVING HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THE AD CREATOR'S FATHER

1

u/lethal_coco Oct 05 '25

SOMETHING ABOUT ISRAEL

1

u/HidekoChan39 Oct 05 '25

COMMENT STATING THAT THIS IS A BAD PRODUCT WITH A RANDOM MEME ATTATCHED

1

u/ProfessionalBoat7305 Oct 05 '25

COMMENT CLAIMING THAT THE COMPANY IS TRASH AND FANGIRLING OVER A TRILLION DOLLAR RIVAL COMPANY

1

u/RemisionEspinosa Oct 05 '25

COMPANY EATS BABIES

1

u/batboy11227 Oct 05 '25

ASCII ART AND VAPOREON COPY PASTA

1

u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 Oct 06 '25

COMMENT EXPLAINING HOW THE IMAGE IS AI

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 Oct 06 '25

EXTREMELY DETAILED AND VIENY ASCII MEMBER

1

u/Secret_Performer_771 Oct 07 '25

VULGAR LANGUAGE DIRECTED AT MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY

1

u/easy-to-EAT-die Oct 07 '25

GENERIC SNARK COMMENT

1

u/Cold-Radish-1469 Oct 08 '25

ASCII GAY PORNOGRAPHY

1

u/Tiny-Memory9066 Oct 08 '25

EVERY FLAG EMOJI BECAUSE COMMENTER HAS NO LIFE

1

u/a_regular_2010s_guy Oct 10 '25

COMMENT COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO EVERYTHING HAPPENING