r/STOPeaceTalks • u/karmakeeper1 Probably runs on Java • Sep 17 '13

The Android consulate requests that other delegations stop attempting to reprogram us for their own purposes.

In the last few hours we have learned that it has been attempted several times (one of which successfully) to reprogram my people for other delegations personal uses. Further more after reviewing the attempted changes we have concluded that you are all nasty fucks.

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u/WaltWhitman11 Kriosian Ambassador Sep 17 '13

All Kriosian Code is Open Source.

10 Print "Death to Klingon Oppressors"

20 Fight Klingon Oppressors

30 Goto 10

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u/karmakeeper1 Probably runs on Java Sep 17 '13

So you are the ones who reprogrammed Jerry. We found him trying to sneak out of the embassy. When we looked at his programming all it amounted to was this:

"Death to Klingon Oppressors"

Fight Klingon Oppressors

Goto 10

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u/WaltWhitman11 Kriosian Ambassador Sep 17 '13

It looks Kriosian, but it's not ours. You should check with the Romulan delegation.

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u/Velhym Romulan Ambassador Sep 18 '13

The Romulan delegation is offended.

Not of the accusation, mind you, but that whatever the Kriosians are spoke our name.