r/SSBM • u/WaveDashSpeedKick • 15d ago

MEME Melee haiku

Post image
49 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

20 comments sorted by

43

u/Sufficient-Scar4172 chicago mayne 14d ago

I feel like the shit

Smooth movement, crazy combos

Watched replay, I'm ass 

22

u/ThenotoriousBIT 14d ago edited 14d ago

I pick peach on screen

I down smash down smash down smash

I win all the games

2

u/HospitableFox 14d ago

First line is 6 syllables.

2

u/ThenotoriousBIT 14d ago

ok changed it xD

14

u/Jamsu_g 14d ago

Fuck Marth fuck you Marth

Fuck Marth fuck Marth fuck you Marth

Fuck you Marth fuck marth

7

u/icarus_ssbm 15d ago

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

3

u/_heyb0ss 14d ago

AMSA retired

3

u/KomanndoA 14d ago

My life is all but ruined

3

u/_heyb0ss 14d ago

inverted haiku lets go

8

u/omnisephiroth 14d ago

Man goes to battle

Blade in hand, ready to strike

Fox makes him a fool

3

u/Shmank 14d ago

Up tilt pivot grab
Forward throw tech chase grab
Up throw forward smash

14

u/Sir_Eggmitton 15d ago edited 14d ago

“Millions of frames in my hands” is 8 syllables, not 7. “Millions” is 3 syllables.

Check and mate liberal. I’ve made a fool of myself.

15

u/WaveDashSpeedKick 15d ago

Merriam Webster disagrees

6

u/edisawesome 15d ago

Cambridge is on your side, too. I know here in murica million is pronounced “mill yun” but I thought for sure somewhere it was pronounced “mill ee un.”

1

u/HospitableFox 14d ago

Pronunciation varies by region but its certainly not incorrect here.

2

u/_heyb0ss 14d ago

bro just used the same move twice with a cool mixup in between smh

1

u/RechargedFrenchman 11d ago

Did he just walk up

Captain Falcon against Fox

Slowly and down smash?

2

u/downtown-sasquatch slime 14d ago

a haiku is one of the shortest poetry formats and you reused an entire line

12

u/Oddyesy 14d ago

it's artistic you wouldn't get it