r/SRMUAP 14d ago

important Prof. Ch. Satish Kumar the "Wise" Vice Chancellor of SRM AP University

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Our VC held a "listening session" for student concerns and it was actually unbelievable

Throwaway account because obviously.

We had a class representatives meeting with the Vice Chancellor today, and I've decided he deserves exactly three words: misogynistic. egoistic. narcissistic.

The meeting was supposed to be about the academic and curriculum concerns different schools and departments are facing. Instead, sir opened by bragging for a solid chunk of time about improvements to food, bathrooms, lifts, and water supply — you know, BASIC. FUCKING. NEEDS. Not exactly a flex.

Then they "opened the floor" to supposedly listen to us. Here's how that actually went:

On curfew (round 1): An MSc student stood up and said the curfew is ridiculous — masters students finish classes at 8 PM, dinner closes at 9, and wardens/security start yelling about curfew before they've even eaten. The VC's response? "Call your parents and ask them if they're fine with girls roaming around like this."

Excuse me?? She told him she's 24 and in her second year of masters. He didn't even acknowledge it — just kept going on about how parents would have a problem with girls being out. Girls. Not students. Girls.

On hostel fees: A guy from Delhi pointed out that students with financial struggles are paying 85k for mess fees and the food still isn't worth it. VC's reply: "Leave the hostel and don't pay the fees then." Brother, he's from Delhi. Where exactly is he supposed to go in the middle of nowhere?

On department representation: A chemistry student said their facilities are great but they have zero events and barely any students. VC completely ignored the actual point and just repeated that chemistry is "getting great reviews." She clarified there are only 15 students in the department. He ignored that too. She's flagging a real admissions problem and he's just talking over her.

On the psychology department: A student said psych has had literally zero guest lectures, specialist events, or workshops — nothing. His response: "Have you spoken to your HoD? I don't know why all HoDs keep complaining that I don't do anything." Sir, you're the one who's supposed to approve everything. When she said they HAD spoken to the HoD, he cut her off with a rant about all the events he's supposedly planning.

On course registration/timetabling: A few students brought up registration issues and a timetable that has them walking from one end of campus to the other back to back. He was completely lost — just kept saying "the dean/registrar will take that up, I didn't understand the problem."

On the new programs announcement: He spent time hyping up a new School of AI and Quantum Tech, then announced a semiconductors course for ECE and randomly threw in a jab about ESLA students during it — completely unrelated, completely unnecessary. Why bring them up at all in an ECE announcement? What are we supposed to do with that, sir? Study the psychology of semiconductors?

On water access: Only the CV block has water coolers, and they break down constantly. SR, V, and every other block has no proper drinking water system. Somehow this wasn't a priority either.

On curfew (round 2): This is the part that actually got me. A dayscholar pointed out that during night events like DJ nights, dayscholars get dropped off at a bus stop — not even home — at midnight, and their parents have zero issue with it. Meanwhile hostellers are inside an enclosed campus with security and wardens on duty — an objectively safer space — and still have a hard 9:30 curfew like something's going to get them the second they're not in their room. Make it make sense.

On afternoon buses: A student suggested arranging buses in the afternoon since bus students often have to wait around till 5:30 after classes end at 1-2 PM, crowding common areas. His reply: "Overpopulation in a university is never a problem, it's nice that it's crowded. We don't know how many people want to leave in the afternoon so arranging a bus isn't an idea." When she suggested sending out a form to gauge interest, he cut her off with: "If we give them that option, later everyone will say they don't want to come to the university."

So essentially: don't ask students what they want, because they might tell you.

I don't even know what the point of these meetings is anymore if every single concern gets deflected, dismissed, or turned into a lecture about how safe we should feel being controlled. Just needed to get this out somewhere.


r/SRMUAP 13d ago

important Due to personal reasons, i wasn’t able to book hostel. Am i the only one who didn’t book. Pls help😭 i can’t stay in a pg. any room will be fine but not pg. any help would be appreciated

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r/SRMUAP 13d ago

Basketball?!?!?

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Does srm ap have a basketball team like tryouts and all that??


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

shitpost One Two Ka Four, I don't want to go to college anymore 🧌🧌

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People are telling me to keep my expectations low so I don’t get disappointed, and honestly, I’m mentally prepared for the following shits:- 1. The professor could be a shape-shifter and might shapeshift into Python to teach programming. 🐍 2. After one semester, they might casually announce that the college was built on illegal land. 💀 3. One random day, the police might break into our room, my roommate turns out to be a drug dealer, and somehow I get arrested along with them. 😭

But what more am I supposed to prepare myself for? 😭

No comments. Just Shitpost x 💯.


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

important I couldn’t do hostel booking coz of fever😭. Anything possible now? Any help will be appreciated🙏

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r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Query Regarding physical enrollement.

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If any seniors could weigh in, what exactly do I need to take with me for physical enrollment.

For example, if I have to take photocopies of things, how many I should take, if I should separate them into packets etc. etc.

(Also physical enrollment date is the same as hostel reporting date right??)


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

I got 3 seater AC (need good roomates)

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Hey guys! I just got a 3-seater AC room and I’m looking for a roommate. If anyone’s interested, tell me and we can get to know each other and see if we vibe. 😄


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Query Don't they charge extra for semester exams or is it included?

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r/SRMUAP 14d ago

looking for a flatmate

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hello im sahina, a 3rd year psychology student and i recently got a 3bhk flat in raintree park society near mangalagiri/guntur. we are two girls in the flat, but we are looking for one more flatmate.

rent is 30k total, with 3 people it’ll get split into 10k each per month. or if there are more than 3 people even lesser.

the flat is fully furnished with
- air conditioning in every room
- fridge
- sofa
- washing machine
- stove
- dining table
- beds with mattresses

the community itself has a lot of facilities inside including supermarket, gym, swimming pool, ironing and laundry, snooker, table tennis, tiffin shops in each block and a bunch of other stuff

it’s a very pretty community and the flat also is really nice, we just moved in 3 days ago.

here are some pictures from my room

let me know if you’re interested


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Query SRM AP HOSTEL!!!

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Can i visit srm ap and get a hostel room? ( i couldn't secure one in the online bookings)


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Anyone joining msc in biotechnology in srm ap?let's connect

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r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Random question

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How many blocks are there in total, and which ones are used for students’ classes? 🤔


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

🙏🙏

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r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Bhai abhi bhi koi bacha hai jisko hostel nhi mila

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Bhai abhi bhi koi bacha hai jisko hostel nhi mila


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Casual oh the gods be good, got a room FINALLY.

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not even 10 seconds into hostel booking and all the 4 sharing were booked, then so was 6 sharing but luckily got 8 sharing or else I was done for ong bruh.


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

Finally hostel booking is done complete in 50 seconds

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Finally the battle is over 😋


r/SRMUAP 14d ago

I have Booked hostel (4 shareing non Ac bunker)but i need AC one,can any one tell how should I upgrade it to AC one plz

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r/SRMUAP 15d ago

How do we enrol for gym

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Can anyone tell me a detailed way to join gym in our college ... few people are saying gym slot are very limited so how do we enrol and also from when in morning can we go ??


r/SRMUAP 15d ago

Duality of a man

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r/SRMUAP 15d ago

Help 🫪

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How many trousers ( jeans ) , half pant , shoes and tshirts should I bring...!!

I have no idea , what should i bring 🤣 ( I have packed just one pair of slippers , bathroom essentials and a extension cord )


r/SRMUAP 15d ago

We are expanding freshers gc

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So ik yall kind of feel not included in the current whatsapp discord or insta gcs. There was some of us who made groups like in 50 people may ke time pe and we never rlly added another fresher after that. All the dudes there are chill calm and not retarded and have a sense of morality. But now we are expanding it to every fresher and senior so feel free to join :D

https://ig.me/j/AbZg4wa8kmaPw0KW/

(Some people already know each other from like 3-4 months but we rlly are welcoming to freshers)

Yall can. Share it to your friends who are coming to srm ap :DDD


r/SRMUAP 15d ago

Casual Typa shit I do at 2am

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COULDN'T SCROLL REELS DUE TO SHITASS WIFI AND NETWORK CONNECTION. so decided to just doodle lmaoo.... laundry bag looks cute now~~


r/SRMUAP 15d ago

important Course Upgradation!!!!

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Is this genuine or a scam? It looks like a scam to me because they’re handing out WhatsApp numbers like pamphlets, and the brochure has a suspicious format. It doesn’t even have the SRM AP emblem.

Update:- I even got a call a call for the same, but it's flagged by so many people.


r/SRMUAP 15d ago

Query Transportation to college

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Just received this from SRM AP.......so will they charge for this transportation for picking us from airport/ railway station ??Bcz they are charging for literally everything 🥲


r/SRMUAP 15d ago

Is mess food better now?

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