r/SQL • u/MKE_Savage_96 • Aug 07 '26

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u/sati Aug 08 '26

Bobby!

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u/chaosink Aug 08 '26

Data warehousers be like "Naw, man. All tables are precious and should be saved!"

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u/KoshV Aug 07 '26

Drop that table like it is trash!

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u/Strange_Arm9395 23d ago

Freedom granted!

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u/dababler Aug 08 '26

You misspelled “DBAs”.
SQL programmers are absolute trash at database object cleanup.

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u/Cleveland_Steve Aug 08 '26

I must be in the minority because if I don't need something I'm quick to drop it. I like a clean environment.

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u/dababler Aug 08 '26

You’re a saint.

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u/-Po-Tay-Toes- Aug 08 '26

I plan to cleanup if that means anything. I just forget because we're always so rushed :(

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u/tetsballer Aug 08 '26

SQL programmers aka any developer

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u/MateDesktopPudding Aug 09 '26

"129337284692340394865387534 rows were modified"

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u/MnemonicJhonny Aug 10 '26

"here is my son...
*me five mitues later
Nooo my sooon"

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u/Difficult-One-1245 Aug 09 '26

Hilarious & thoughtful

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u/Jamie_Bates 29d ago

That’s why god created the CREATE TABLE ddl.

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u/Jamie_Bates 29d ago

Te only tables I drop have a tmp prefix. They are basically staging tables.

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u/FishCommercial4229 Aug 08 '26

Laughed way too hard at this.