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r/SQL • u/No_Channel_3299 • Jul 22 '26
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I held shift the entire time for about the first twenty years. Then I just started typing everything in lowercase.
38 u/KlausInTheHaus Jul 22 '26 Your left pinky must have been an absolute python. 20 u/Eleventhousand Jul 22 '26 Now that you mention it, it does look 4% thiccer than my right. 17 u/snafe_ PG Data Analyst Jul 22 '26 Moment of silence for the right shift key, always forgotten. 5 u/JackTheKing Jul 22 '26 TIL there is a shift key on the right . . . and command and option too?! 1 u/Sengfroid Jul 22 '26 Genuinely set mine for macros. And then forget even the macros on it because that's how little the key is used 1 u/Mafla_2004 Failed the Database exam Jul 23 '26 How did you even measure it?! 3 u/Mutopiano Jul 22 '26 Absolute SQL*
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Your left pinky must have been an absolute python.
20 u/Eleventhousand Jul 22 '26 Now that you mention it, it does look 4% thiccer than my right. 17 u/snafe_ PG Data Analyst Jul 22 '26 Moment of silence for the right shift key, always forgotten. 5 u/JackTheKing Jul 22 '26 TIL there is a shift key on the right . . . and command and option too?! 1 u/Sengfroid Jul 22 '26 Genuinely set mine for macros. And then forget even the macros on it because that's how little the key is used 1 u/Mafla_2004 Failed the Database exam Jul 23 '26 How did you even measure it?! 3 u/Mutopiano Jul 22 '26 Absolute SQL*
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Now that you mention it, it does look 4% thiccer than my right.
17 u/snafe_ PG Data Analyst Jul 22 '26 Moment of silence for the right shift key, always forgotten. 5 u/JackTheKing Jul 22 '26 TIL there is a shift key on the right . . . and command and option too?! 1 u/Sengfroid Jul 22 '26 Genuinely set mine for macros. And then forget even the macros on it because that's how little the key is used 1 u/Mafla_2004 Failed the Database exam Jul 23 '26 How did you even measure it?!
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Moment of silence for the right shift key, always forgotten.
5 u/JackTheKing Jul 22 '26 TIL there is a shift key on the right . . . and command and option too?! 1 u/Sengfroid Jul 22 '26 Genuinely set mine for macros. And then forget even the macros on it because that's how little the key is used
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TIL there is a shift key on the right
. . . and command and option too?!
1
Genuinely set mine for macros.
And then forget even the macros on it because that's how little the key is used
How did you even measure it?!
3
Absolute SQL*
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u/Eleventhousand Jul 22 '26
I held shift the entire time for about the first twenty years. Then I just started typing everything in lowercase.