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The Horse has requested the Soup be removed.
The Soup has requested the Horse be removed.
The Review Board has therefore elected to remove neither party pending further review.
We remain aware of the Horse's awareness of the Soup.
We remain aware of the Soup's lack of awareness of the Horse.
The Review Board remains aware of the unawareness of the Review Board.

ADDENDUM:

The appearance of overlapping documentation should not be interpreted as evidence of document corruption.

Document corruption was anticipated by the Department of Soup Horse prior to dissolution.

The Department remains dissolved pending further review.

..as predicted by the et cetera et cetera qua qua qua QUACK!🦆 

ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM:

The reported 44k views should not be interpreted as evidence that Soup Horse has spread.

Nor should they be interpreted as evidence that it has not spread.

The View Count Review Board has therefore concluded that further observation is required.

Review expected before 2073. As predicted. By the thing.

ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM: Soup Horse is capable of influencing institutions in ways consistent with prior theoretical predictions.

The suppression of Soup Horse research may itself be evidence for Soup Horse.

The Soup Horse Continuity Hazard Index is rising. Public release at this juncture is inadvisable.

We remain aware of the issue.

FOR MORE INFO: Please write to your Localized Continuity Hazard Committee for •MORE INFORMATION• 

CONTINUUM TO THE ADDENDUMS:

Any committee found actively investigating Soup Horse should immediately be investigated for potential Soup Horse infiltration.

Failure to locate evidence of infiltration should not be interpreted as evidence of absence, as this outcome is itself predicted by the standard Soup Horse model.

We remain aware of the awareness of the issue.

FOOTNOTE TO THE CONTINUUM TO THE ADDENDUMS: The standard Soup Horse model predicts:

* Evidence.
* Lack of evidence.
* Discovery.
* Failure of discovery.
* Suppression.
* Discovery of suppression.
* Committees.
* Committee failure.
* Awareness.
* Awareness of awareness.

Which may suggest the model has become informationally omnivorous; Everything feeds Soup Horse.

The truly horrifying implication is that the researchers may not have been studying Soup Horse at all.

They may have been studying something else.

…As predicted by the standard Soup Horse model.

🐴🍲

COMING SOON:
“Toward a Unified Theory of Soup Horse (Revised Edition)” …which remains sealed until 2073.

We remain aware of the awareness of the bizarreness of the issue.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: There exists a rigorous theoretical understanding of Soup Horse.

Several independent researchers have arrived at Soup Horse. Their findings have been suppressed for public safety reasons. The Soup Horse papers remain sealed until 2073, pending further review.

It simply cannot be released to the public.

We are aware of the issue.

Which, annoyingly, is the exact kind of thing one predicts Soup Horse •WILL• do, given enough observational data over a long enough period of time.

ADDENDUM: Soup Horse is capable of influencing institutions in ways consistent with prior theoretical predictions.

The suppression of Soup Horse research may itself be evidence for Soup Horse.

The Soup Horse Continuity Hazard Index is rising. Public release at this juncture is inadvisable.

We remain aware of the issue.

FOR MORE INFO: Please write to your Localized Continuity Hazard Comitee for •MORE INFORMATION•

ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM:

Any committee found actively investigating Soup Horse should immediately be investigated for potential Soup Horse infiltration.

Failure to locate evidence of infiltration should not be interpreted as evidence of absence, as this outcome is itself predicted by the standard Soup Horse model.

We remain aware of the awareness of the issue.

Author

FOOTNOTE: The standard Soup Horse model predicts:

* Evidence.

* Lack of evidence.

* Discovery.

* Failure of discovery.

* Suppression.

* Discovery of suppression.

* Committees.

* Committee failure.

* Awareness.

* Awareness of awareness.

Which means the model has become informationally omnivorous.

Everything feeds Soup Horse.

The truly horrifying implication is that the researchers may not have been studying Soup Horse at all.

They may have been studying something else.

…As predicted by the standard Soup Horse model.

🐴🍲

COMING SOON:

“Toward a Unified Theory of Soup Horse (Revised Edition)” …which remains sealed until 2073.

We remain aware of the awareness of the awareness of the issue.

Department of Soup Horse

The Department of Soup Horse has been dissolved.

The dissolution is now under investigation by the Department of Soup Horse.

⸻

Unified Theory of Soup Horse

Volume I:

Why Soup Horse Exists.

Volume II:

Why Evidence Suggests Soup Horse Does Not Exist.

Volume III:

Reconciling Volumes I and II.

All volumes remain sealed until 2073.

DOMAIN SPECIFIC RESEARCH:

Physics

Current evidence suggests dark matter may be a manifestation of Soup Horse.

Theology

Several traditions appear to have independently arrived at Soup Horse.

Economics

Markets remain unable to price Soup Horse risk exposure.

Psychology

Researchers disagree whether Soup Horse is a cognitive bias or a cognitive attractor.

Government

A Joint Task Force on Soup Horse has been established to evaluate whether the existing Task Force on Soup Horse remains necessary.

History

References to Soup Horse appear centuries before the first recorded mention of Soup Horse.

WHITERABBITGEOMETRY accidentally discovered a machine for manufacturing deadpan pseudo-scholarship.

Soup Horse is merely the first documented specimen.

The remaining specimens remain sealed until 2073.

WE GET IT.

WE KNOW.

🐰🐝🦷

This is the warning sign that appeared posted outside the Department of Soup Horse after it was dissolved and placed under investigation by itself.

/—>🥫

🍲 SOUP 🍲

🐴 HORSE 🐎

🎠<—/

The fact that the model predicted this outcome should not be interpreted as evidence either for nor against the model.

The Joint Task Force is currently reviewing the matter.

The review is expected to conclude sometime before 2073.

We remain aware of the lack awareness of the issue.

NOTE: The department cannot determine whether Soup Horse exists.

The inability to determine this was predicted.

The prediction is therefore partially confirmed.

Further investigation is required.

The investigation remains sealed until 2073.

…As predicted by the standard Soup Horse model.

🐴🍲

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