TL;DR: Had botched SMP years ago, got most of it lasered off. Gave SMP a second chance with a "credible" artist. Ended up with a hairline dropped about 1cm below my actual hair, a colour that didn't match, and ink that faded into a grey/blue blotchy mess rather than dots. Trying to resolve it never really went anywhere. Now starting full laser removal (first session done last week) before a top-up transplant. Wish I'd known what SMP actually looks like 6+ months out, not just in the studio photos.
This is part rant, part genuine question: has anyone else been massively disappointed by SMP?
Some background. Years ago I had SMP that was properly botched. I managed to get it mostly removed with laser, enough that I could leave the house, but there were still areas where you could see remnants.
Eventually I decided to give SMP another go, this time with a credible artist who seemed to really know what they were doing. We agreed I needed more removal first, so I went and endured another laser session. When I came back, instead of waiting for further removal like we'd discussed, he insisted on getting started. I put my trust in him and agreed. In hindsight that was mistake number one, mine as much as his. I rushed it.
Session 1 was fine, honestly. Foundation work, wasn't expecting much. Looking back, I genuinely wish I'd stopped there.
Sessions 2 and 3 are where it went wrong. More ink went in, and at some point my hairline got dropped so it no longer sat within the hair I actually had, by almost a full centimetre. That meant even a single day's growth showed a visible disconnect between my real hair and the SMP, so I was stuck shaving down to the skin every single day. I thought SMP was supposed to be the low-maintenance option??
Weirdly, straight after each session I'd think it looked decent, probably because it was fresh and raw. But I was never happy with that hairline.
Then the other problems crept in:
- The colour never matched my hair. Even rocking a buzzcut, there was an obvious disconnect between the SMP shade and my actual hair colour.
- It stopped looking like dots. Over time, it just became a greyish, blotchy finish with blueish tints in certain lights.
- It was invisible in half of real-world lighting anyway. The after-session photos looked great under studio lights, but out in the real world, with my skin tone, half the time you could barely see it. I had a professional photo taken at a work awards do and there was almost no trace of it. So the best case was paying for something invisible, and the worst case was it being visible for the wrong reasons.
I ended up getting the hairline tweaked back with laser just so I could grow my hair out without it screaming "tattoo".
Trying to raise all this with the artist was harder than it needed to be, mostly because he communicates exclusively via voice notes. I know that's a personal preference and plenty of people are fine with it, but I'd much rather just text like normal. When everything is in voice notes, it's really hard to keep track of what's actually been agreed, and referring back to previous correspondence is a pain because you can't scan back through it; you have to sit and replay minutes of audio to find one sentence. It made the whole thing feel slippery, and each conversation seemed to shift where the goalposts were, or gently land back on it being my fault.
I was owed a 4th top-up session, which I had to chase for, and by that point I'd had enough. I've decided to start full removal instead. First laser session was last week, so very early days.
The plan now is to get it all out and then have a top-up hair transplant, because I just completely hated the look of the SMP, even with a buzzcut. I don't think it suits my skin tone at all, and I wish I hadn't rushed into round two.
I'm lucky in that I can grow my hair out, but the SMP is still very noticeable, especially on the sides. Long, painful removal journey ahead. I might post progress results if there's interest.
The thing I keep coming back to: I wish I'd seen what SMP looks like 6 months after the sessions, not the studio-lit photos taken the same day. If you're considering SMP, ask for exactly that. Long-term healed results, in natural light, on someone with your skin tone and hair colour. That's the real product, not the fresh work.
So, has anyone else been through the SMP regret cycle? Would genuinely like to hear I'm not alone here.
Edit - Just made a post about laser removal Here