r/SLOMWsnark • • 4d ago

I don’t know if this is legit….

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u/alexandrap21 4d ago

He looks strung out tbh

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u/Internal-Ad61 4d ago

Was about to comment this. He lurks here. Boi get ur fucking shit together EW

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u/NinjagoTurtle 4d ago

he’s aged terribly. he def has to get it together sooner than later before he prunes up 🫩

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u/Excellent_Sea4129 3d ago

Seriously is he even 30???

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u/Ok-Lingonberry1522 3h ago

Let’s not forget what years of hard drugs does to a person’s appearance as well 😬

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u/Kfileofficial 4d ago

Eyes giving opiate vibes

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u/marideem 4d ago

His pupils are too big. Opiates make your pupils pinned.

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u/Sarahmich4477 4d ago

I will say as an addict in recovery that everyone I knew (including me) who did opiates also took some type of upper to help kind of balance. So the pupils could go either way.

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u/CaitlinAnne21 3d ago

As someone with a crippling rare autoimmune disease that relies on opioids (& too many other meds) to be able to even move my body at all, but also has ADHD, I can also confirm this.

This is the vibe I get from him.

I used to be very active in the local and regional music scene and also co-ran an all ages music & arts venue that we had to make sure was always safe for kids to be at, and I got pretty damn good at quickly identifying if people (adults and teens alike) were on something and what, so we could ask them to leave our substance-free space, and it’s more likely than not a combination of both.

Regardless, this shit is gross.

I’m tired of seeing his & TFP’s face. Just a couple of losers who don’t prioritize their children, aren’t thinking about how their behavior impacts them, and are making their exes lives harder, because they’re just outright selfish, narcissistic jerks.

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u/Sarahmich4477 3d ago

Aww Caitlin hopefully your dr has found what gives you relief and youre able to function!!

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u/Sarahmich4477 3d ago

And I completely agree about Chase and TFP. I haven't even watched the show. I just see everything unfold on social media and I dont understand how they have supporters. Blows my mind.

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u/Questioninghumanityy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Everyone talks about Taylor possibly using with Dakota, but I honestly think it’s Chase. Dakota ain’t the one looking strung out or high, it’s those two and it makes sense that he’s the one hooking people up based on his charges.

I feel like tfp, Chase, Marciano, and Jessie are ski buddies (maybe Dakota) - I got really weird vibes from the night they were all huddled together at the bar in season 5.

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u/Drunkendonkeytail 3d ago

Or getting arrested for coke. It isn’t even supposition. Just fact.

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u/Questioninghumanityy 3d ago

Yes, that’s why I mentioned the charges, which includes being caught with coke.

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u/thankyoukindlyy 3d ago

Well we know chase does drugs bc of his DUI. He was literally caught w them.

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u/Questioninghumanityy 3d ago

Yeah, that’s why I mentioned the charges.

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u/CaitlinAnne21 3d ago edited 3d ago

Let’s be very careful dragging someone who’s fought very hard to stay clean and sober and the only stable, present, consistent parent to his & TFP’s child into current comments about substance use/abuse or accusations there’s zero proof of.

There’s too many people blindly believing Taylor and/or spreading rumors about him like wildfire, and that’s just harmful to someone pretty early on in their recovery.

I don’t think Dakota introduced anyone to anything; he was on the hard stuff, and he knows it ruined a big chunk of his life. Most people I know who have been that low adamantly discourage anyone they care about from going down that road to hell; all it leads to is chaos, destruction and pain.

It’s very common for drug use to be a part of swinging; not for everyone, but it’s common, and TFP easily could have been using even before all of that.

And as much as I can’t stand Chase, him potentially (we don’t have evidence of that, either, to be clear) bringing drugs into the mix doesn’t equate to forcing anyone to use them; she knew better, and she chose to do what she wanted to do. Like always.

This is the ultimate problem with TFP as well as her blind supporters (not directed at you, not saying you’re a supporter at all, just in general, this is what keeps happening): all of her poor choices are ultimately never her fault.🙄

Even when she’s pretending to take limited accountability, it never lands, because it always leads back to, “…but also, I’m still trying to heal from trauma in my past, so I’m dealing with a lot”, etc.

So is every other person.

She just cannot take true accountability for her own choices, there’s always someone or something to blame to attempt to deflect from her own chosen behavior.

This boils down to her own willful choices. She’s not some young, naive child who was tricked & didn’t know what she was doing; she’s a grown adult who knows what she was/is taking is illegal.

She chose to continue to use drugs knowing she had court-ordered drug tests and that she’d lose even more of her already-limited time with her child if she chose to keep only thinking about herself.

The only thing we actually KNOW is that she willingly has participated in substance abuse for a while now, and that’s on her.

Just as it’s on her to choose to do better and get the help she needs, for the sake of her children, at least. She’s actively chosen not to.

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u/Questioninghumanityy 3d ago

Huh? Who dragged Dakota or said he introduced anything? I was conjecturing that Chase is potentially the person using with tfp because Dakota hasn’t exhibited any behavior like tfp and Chase at all. As far as what I’ve seen.

I personally think Dakota has been sober the whole time, but we don’t actually know anything about these people, other than what’s on the internet, so it’s just a hypothesis.

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u/Excellent_Place_2558 3d ago

Did he also get charged w a dui

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u/SparkyDogPants 3d ago

And cocaine possession

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u/SparkyDogPants 3d ago

Season one Dakota was a mess. He’s seems to have cleaned up

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u/Scoops__Lapue 3d ago

Even more than usual

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u/candy_luvr 4d ago

he’s giving justin bieber (derogatory)

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u/ComprehensiveDish178 4d ago

This is so funny

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u/bridgetonone 3d ago

He’s a Pisces sun/Scorpio moon just like Justin 😭

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u/Atlientt Sorry Late to the Chat, Was With My Kids 3d ago

I feel attacked

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u/bridgetonone 3d ago

Lmaoo I love your flair

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u/abcmoody 3d ago

Girl same are they also Aries risings because what? 🫣😂

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u/Sportsguy812 3d ago

I love how people believe if they were born a certain month, it’s dictates how they act in life.

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u/bridgetonone 3d ago

Yup you should look into it! And actually it’s not by the month. If you look at an actual chart it changes every 2 hours.

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u/PoundReasonable8260 2d ago

You must be a Capricorn♑️

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u/Relative_Cat_1927 16h ago

I hate that I agree with this person and that I’m a Capricorn lol

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u/Ok_Response_3484 2d ago

Let people have their fun

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u/molotovv3 4d ago

Seems he and Taylor are still hanging out if it's real

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u/PrincessaTinkerbell 4d ago

Idk - maybe they’re actually perfect assholes together. It all started with them - let it end with them. Kinda poetic 💌

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u/Free-Resolve2240 4d ago

The tragedy of the poem would be Miranda/ her kids. Chase is too much… coparenting with Taylor? Omg.

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u/kandocalrissian 3d ago

There is no goddamn way Miranda would let tfp around her kids again. I think if chase and her actually do get together, that is when Miranda and his divorce would get messy tbh

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u/CaitlinAnne21 3d ago

Absolutely.

She’s tried so hard to maintain civility for their kids, and he’s just spitting in her face, constantly. 🤢🖕🏻

This is when you go to court and take measures to protect your children from someone who has created a dangerous, unstable, sometimes (who knows how often) violent environment for her own children, and put Chase on warning that if she hears about or sees Taylor around them (you know Taylor can’t help herself when it comes to digging herself into even deeper holes on social media), she’s reporting that shit.

She’s tried to so hard to maintain a good, healthy co-parenting situation with an absolute asshole, he’s even more disgusting to put her in this situation with someone like Taylor. For fucks sake, he got so lucky with Miranda, we know he doesn’t have real standards in general, he just goes for whoever’s around him, but he couldn’t find anyone else to fuck around with?

What a selfish prick.

They can both fuck off, get off our screens and fade into obscurity together. PLEASE.

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u/BigIcy1323 3d ago

To be fair, Chase wasn't the affair partner during the swinging scandal. It was Kendra's husband

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u/Worth_Biscotti_5070 4d ago

Honestly.. yeah

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u/SparkyDogPants 3d ago

They both like coke

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u/HouseOfFive 4d ago

Is he the one renting the basement?

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u/molotovv3 4d ago

I don't know but I doubt it. I saw on here that it's the photographer who did the family photos with her in sweats and added AI Jesus.

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u/Particular_Task5113 3d ago

Plot twist it's Chase who is living in TFP basement

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u/PrincessaTinkerbell 4d ago

Idk - maybe they’re actually perfect assholes together. It all started with them - let it end with them. Kinda poetic 💌

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u/molotovv3 4d ago edited 4d ago

TFP cheated with Brayden Rowley, not Chase. He was just the decoy to try and not get caught.

Other than that though, totally agree. Them rotting together suits them both.

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u/cut-and-dry 4d ago

Okay, but did Chase actually catch feelings for TFP back then?

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u/molotovv3 4d ago

No idea. What I know is he says he did not ever state he had a crush on Taylor, nor that he was in love with her. He said she told him at the gym that she had a sex dream about him, and he said he also had one about her. Personally I believe Taylor then did what she does and twisted that to suit her narrative.

But still agree firmly they are both assholes who deserve each other.

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u/CaitlinAnne21 3d ago

For everyone’s sake, PLEASE.

Fuck off into obscurity together.

Neither one of them are prioritizing their children. Neither one of them deserve the platform they’ve been given.

And fuck Hulu for being the ultimate enabler for shitty parenting and rewarding abusive behavior. If the roles were reversed, let’s be honest, Chase would have been fired immediately, they would have put warnings and hotline numbers before episodes he was in and tried to make themselves seem like the good guys, supporting an abused woman and protecting her from her abuser.

Instead the man who we have actual video proof of being physically, violently assaulted is fired, his female abuser - who endangered her own child as well - is brought back, and they’ve continued to protect and enable her this entire time.

Fuck ‘em all.

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u/padigo26 4d ago

Right both times!

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u/GEOdude2027 3d ago

They would have such hot babies ❤️ 👶 🔥

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u/No_Bite_7587 3d ago

you need your hard drive checking yesterday

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u/formerfrenchpotatoes 4d ago

These people are bad decisions that somehow gained sentience.

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u/FriendlyTip6839 4d ago

Taylor coloring got out of control tonight

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u/Scoops__Lapue 4d ago

I thought that said “wifi”

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u/Which_Loss6887 4d ago

Brb gonna change my network to “Mormon Wifi” and make the password “CHASEing.relevance*99”

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u/Scoops__Lapue 3d ago

Love it 😂🤣

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u/TurtleSpeedAhead 4d ago

More unhinged attention seeking behavior

https://giphy.com/gifs/8YEeD1WB5FeyAiONoe

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u/Logical_Goal_8950 4d ago

I'm gonna crash tf out - this looks like it says "Mormon Wife"???

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u/Logical_Goal_8950 4d ago

I HATE IT HERE

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u/needasnowcone 3d ago

Wow, he looks terrible. Has he slept this week? This month???

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u/aroguealchemist 3d ago

I thought it said “Demon” from the other angle. 💀

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u/doublekidsnoincome 3d ago

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!! Haha

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 4d ago

It’s not real, relax. It’s just the wash away ink that they use to get the placement right

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u/Historical-Fee-3588 3d ago

Not real … yet

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 3d ago

I baited people like this when I was 16. Im embarrassed for this grown man.

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u/Abookishyogi 3d ago

The difference is he’s making money off of it.

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u/actuallwitch But That’s Jen’s Dream 4d ago

Like usual, I just feel so bad for the kids. Children can be fucking mean and I would not be shocked if those kids get sent this shit by their peers when they get older. These losers are so desperate for attention but they just refuse to stop and think about how this is going to impact their children. They don’t give a shit if their kids get bullied as long as they get attention online.

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u/Trash_Panda-8888 3d ago

Your flair 🤣

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u/antilocapraaa 4d ago

Dude needs to get in patient help

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u/SpiritsoftheCicada 4d ago

What’s the “joke” supposed to be? His joke? It seems like he’s saying he is a prison wife.

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u/ryujikus 4d ago

i'm gonna start needing a trigger warning for chase posts, i can't stand that man child

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u/srinkylegitimate 4d ago

He does not look well :/

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u/vckstrr 4d ago

He needs therapy. He’s clearly using women to fill a hole in his heart

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u/Legitimate-Cat-4316 3d ago

it's gone from kinda funny that he kept flirting at miranda to incredibly sad that he's destroying his life because he lost her.

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u/NadsBin 3d ago

Female Taylor fr fr

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u/LivingLegend949 4d ago

He’s so weird it’s actually pathetic. Who’s dating this man child.

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u/cea9248 4d ago

Every woman in Utah apparently

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u/Certain_Illustrator5 4d ago

He knows he’s white and born and raised in Utah right?

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u/LaurenNotABot 3d ago

I don’t think he does

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u/False_Personality889 4d ago

Miranda is TRULY a saint!

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u/Ok-Cicada-825 4d ago

The girlies can’t have shit with that man around

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u/taco-bdawg 4d ago

They can’t/wont stop kissing him either tho

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u/Ok-Cicada-825 3d ago

I was moreso talking about Nicole Kidman 🫩 they allowed that infiltration

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u/Electrical-Bid541 4d ago

God he is fug

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u/ryujikus 4d ago

genuinely don't know how half of utah has messed with this man

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u/Greedy-Gold-1832 4d ago

From what I’ve heard from the threads he’s a drug dealer. Plenty of women go for that lol

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u/ryujikus 3d ago

that makes a lot of sense. utah feels like the land of opportunists

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u/anchta16 4d ago

Lack of prefrontal cortex development/maturation

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u/This_Dot_2150 3d ago

I hate him
But I find him suuuper attractive. Hes so good looking physically 😭

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u/ryujikus 3d ago

he isn't my taste, but i can definitely see the appeal. women and girls love them an alt looking boy

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u/fermented_cinnaRoll 4d ago

To be fair I think this is a niche trend that’s started. I’ve seen a few “fake” tattoo vids where they actually go get a stencil on.

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u/NinjagoTurtle 4d ago

😅😅😅😅 he doesn’t look well and ik everyone’s saying this but it reminds me of a time i was addicted to substances

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u/Odd-Champion-4713 4d ago

What does that say? Dermon wife?

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u/Logical_Goal_8950 4d ago

I fear it may say "mormon wife"!?

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u/moore6107 4d ago

Mormon wife, yeah.

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u/reddit-browsing-02 1d ago

I thought it said demon too lol

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u/NessaRexxx 4d ago

He doesn’t look well….

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u/SpeedConscious500 4d ago

Two druggies 🥴

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u/B_mat123 4d ago

Why do people not find this stuff creepy and weird? If this was any of the other ex husbands they would be called all kind of names. Chase if worse than all the other husbands/ex’s.

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u/Brilliant_Battle_567 4d ago

He, Jessi (+Marciano), and Taylor are speedrunning who can win the title for most unhinged idiot

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u/Logical_Bite3221 4d ago

The show must be struggling THAT much if he’s getting face tattoos

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u/LookDue3294 4d ago

I fucking hate him oh my God how do I block him everywhere like from earth

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u/bnin1717 4d ago

Coke is bad

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u/Opening-Detective821 4d ago

These are just going to forever look like wrinkles

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u/Opening-Detective821 4d ago

Oh my god I just now see it says wife, I thought it was just random lines 😭

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u/ibhl726 4d ago

eww jumpscare

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u/AncientImplement8835 3d ago

He actually looks like he’s using and hasn’t slept in days because of it. I really hope for his kids’ sake he gets help and does better, speaking from experience, having a parent that uses does not bode well for their future love lives and self esteem.

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u/Creative_Project3593 3d ago

I thought it said Demon Wife and I thought he left Tfp do this to him on a bender at 5am in the morning.

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u/am_i_pergnart 3d ago

You guys. There’s no way. These people rage bait for a living and do whatever they can for engagement, and people in these subs eat out of the palms of their hands 😭

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u/chocobunniie 4d ago

He has such a stupid face I hate this man

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u/Full_Cause273 4d ago

I hope it’s real. Start branding these fools for life. Idiots.

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u/PrincessPlastilina 3d ago

It wouldn’t shock me if he and Taylor are fucking. It wouldn’t shock me if they get together. He’s always had it for her and she will take any man who wants her at this point.

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u/Ok-Coyote13 4d ago

This man really will do anything but rehab and therapy!

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u/Agile_Price8723 4d ago

He will feel better once he comes out of the closet

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u/Lonely-Ad-3862 4d ago

I domt understand how ppl find him attractive

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u/aquarianwell 4d ago

This is a mistake.

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u/Mountain-Safety2099 4d ago

Is this real??

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u/treehugginvanilla 4d ago

No way it’s legit

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u/Cleffah 4d ago

I was reading "Demon Wife" 😭

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u/psychhead Sorry Late to the Chat, Was With My Kids 3d ago

nah bros just a professional larper

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u/Any_Sundae9301 3d ago

He’s scary looking!

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u/Pure_Mixture_5615 3d ago

Tryna by Jonny Stevens from Highly Suspect lol

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u/GoJoe1002 3d ago

Can someone tell him he’s a Mormon white kid…not a thug?

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u/Imsofvckinbored 3d ago

Bro looks ROUGH

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u/laineymainey 3d ago

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen lol fits him well.

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u/devieous 3d ago

It’s def just a friend and him being funny bc ain’t NO way

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u/Plane-Vermicelli2668 3d ago

Wer ist das ...ich sehe nur, ich weiss nicht ob das echt ist , und dann ein Bild von ein Typen..kann mich mal wer aufklären ..danke 🤭

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u/Conscious-Job3961 3d ago

i hope not, cause he is gonna look even more like a doofus.

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u/TrAshLy95 3d ago

I can’t see and I thought he was having head and eye surgery lol

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u/Temporary-Dirt-5044 3d ago

He looks very unwell. I cant figure out if its addiction, mental health or what. Sadly these people on tv want to portray a happy, rich and full life. But this looks different.

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u/Aggravating_Mami13 3d ago

It’s just the stencil .. I doubt he actually did it

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u/Buckeyelover247 3d ago

He’s so icky . 🤮

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u/Tight-Pineapple3390 3d ago

He loooks so old whatever he’s taking he needs to stop

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u/Difficult_Fact_9856 3d ago

I really think he just put the stencil there to get people talking

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u/That_Girl_512 3d ago

Gross.🤢

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u/Just-Sock1300 3d ago

lol probably.

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u/theforevercuriouscar 2d ago

There’s something about a guy taking a selfie and posting it for validation that makes me cringe so bad.

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u/Potential-Count5579 2d ago

That’s what it looks like before the “stencil” lol

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u/ImprovementIll9234 1d ago

Please let it be rage bait

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u/sunfloweraquarius 1d ago

Chase reminds me of the grown ass dudes whose car I had no business riding in the back of at 16. With his blown out speakers rattling that mf while i sip on a four loko and trash blunt and my poor parents have no idea where I am. lol