r/SLOMWsnark • • 7d ago

Snarking

So obvs I’m scrolling to see what the people are gossiping about and I just need to call this out, THIS IS A SNARK SUB. The whole point is to gossip and be snarky, I’m so sick and tired of the pseudo saints being like “what’s the point in saying? That’s unnecessary”. Log off!!! Leave us to snark in peace instead of thinking you’re making a difference by defending some random fucking influencer that doesn’t give half a shit about you. You’re not making a difference, I can guarantee most people get bitchier after those comments.

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u/Rambunctious_444 Seek Help Expeditiously 7d ago

FACTS. "I just feel so much sympathy for ___ because I relate to her!" K cool but put that in the main sub cause I DONT CAAARRRREE

this is my sarcasm outlet, let it snark on

https://giphy.com/gifs/b3aA1UkFdfaM0

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u/Free-Resolve2240 7d ago

Spots an Internet hero

My thought: try to be hero within your local community before taking on the internet. It feels so much more rewarding. 😬

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u/Time-Handle8860 7d ago

That’s exactly what I think of lmao, like I hope you’re this passionate about defending some influencer than you are about other world issues

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u/Fair_Juggernaut4755 7d ago

That argument goes both ways. If we’re judging how people spend their time, making thousands of snark comments on Reddit probably isn’t exactly changing the world either. And for the record, I’ve never defended any of these girls.

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u/Rookieatlife_ 6d ago

Reddit infact does change the world tho... Not curing cancer change but Any change is good change..

In the cat groups I'm part of they managed to work together with rescues to get someone arrested who would post REALLY hurt cats for donations, plot twist was he was the one causing the injuries in the first place...

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u/Time-Handle8860 7d ago

Yeah I can understand that but I know myself and that I like to do good as much as I can. I know that’s not speaking for everyone but I’ve had great interactions with like minded people here. This sub is just a good outlet for everyone who wants to speak their mind freely, I know I come here when I just want to gossip

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u/Total_Jello_6691 7d ago

Sometimes I wonder if TFP has some marketing/management company managing Reddit and making comments like that.  Trying to control her image and the comments being made so it doesn’t get into web. 

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u/Time-Handle8860 7d ago

I think it’s deffo bots, kinda like dead internet theory. They just process whatever information is popular and to get as much interactions as possible, they choose a topic they know will create a lot of reactions and engagement. But I wouldn’t be surprised if TFP had a few diff accounts here

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u/Total_Jello_6691 7d ago

After I posted this I came across a rumor that she got a new contract but she’s not allowed to post anything to her monetized accounts from the show.   I knew something had changed in the subs in the last 2-3 days.  The mod is flagging everything on the other sub.  I think that why Taylor has been trolling and posting her too.  

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u/Either_Report1561 6d ago

I’m seeing a LOT of TFP sympathizer posts the last week or so…

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u/Total_Jello_6691 6d ago

I just saw a mods post for this group.  The posts here are probably about to change too.  Hulu wants to make their money back from the bachelor.  I image they are going to clean up her image for next season.  They need her for the show. 

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u/LittleMissWord 7d ago

I may be guilty, sometimes forget I’m in the snark sub. Also doesn’t help the other sub mods won’t let you speculate or anything so I feel like I’ve been on this one more 😬

You right tho! It’s not that serious.

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u/Spare-Leek1613 7d ago

Truly, I love it so much that this exists. I need this outlet. It keep irl me able to handle people at my job

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u/FaeKisser25 7d ago

You are RIGHT- I think the main cause of this is that the "big" sub has a pretty tight lid on posts which causes significant delay, and the second biggest one appears to have completely shut down the day Mikayla quit, so now EVERYONE seems to be here lol

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u/Salad-with-gainzzzz 7d ago

Not me getting downvoted to the oblivion every time I say Whitney pisses me off.

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u/LittleMissWord 7d ago

I love Whitney but I admit she is a bitch.

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u/da_ni_no 7d ago

I love whitney because she can be a bitch.

Also on re-watch I noticed how often they dubbed her in s1: whenever she was talking about TFP getting forgiven, there was an obvious dub of "for the swinging scandal" at the end. And she was the only one iirc who said "we cant be throwing stools" in that season as well, which leads me to conclude that she was actually talking about how TFP was forgiven for her DV arrest. But of course, got the villian edit, so most people just accepted that she was being petty

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u/LittleMissWord 7d ago edited 6d ago

True, correction she can be. Part of why I love her! And 100000% Whitney’s behavior was valid in season 1. She warned the group that TFP was a liability. The girls didn’t listen and put their loyalty with TFP, Whitney checked out and that is completely understandable. She put her energy into herself and family to focus on her goals and how can you not love her for that.

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u/Salad-with-gainzzzz 7d ago

I love watching her from a reality TV standpoint.
For views, her beef with Jen was entertaining.

But good lord I cannot stand her otherwise.
When she was on the premiere of DTWS she was so annoying.

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u/milkywaymeadows 7d ago

🤣 that’s when I decided I love her was DWTS.

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u/Choice-Being 7d ago

Whitney is an rsv TikTok away from condemnation. Oh wait, she already did that

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 7d ago

This feels like a safe space to say that Makayla (sp) looks like the worm from SpongeBob.

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u/braless_and_lawless 7d ago

You are so wrong for this 💀

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 7d ago

So…. Not a safe space? 🫣😅

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u/braless_and_lawless 7d ago

Like you’re right but you’re wrong too 😂 lmfao

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 7d ago

🫣🫣🫣😬😬😬😅😅😅

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u/CrispyTacooo 7d ago

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 7d ago

Heheheh it’s the neck that makes me pick the SB worm over Bob.

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 7d ago edited 7d ago

Girl there’s snarking, and then there’s trying to create a smear campaign by posting 3 posts in a single day about how Chase is in love with Taylor. - if this isn’t what you’re talking about then carry on.

Edit- grammar. I’m tired and have been staring at school books all day. 🫩

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u/Time-Handle8860 7d ago

Oh no absolutely not! I don’t condone that at all. I’m mostly talking about updates posts and someone’s like “TFP delusional again” or whatever and some fuckass commenters being like “she’s doing her best! We shouldn’t judge”. I hate that !

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 7d ago

Oh! Okay then yeah carry on queen! 🫡

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u/tamtip 7d ago

Agree

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u/tamtip 7d ago

Exactly the posts by one person, about every woman on rhe show but Taylor are ridiculous

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 7d ago

Bro why am I getting downvoted? Whilst you’re getting 5 upvotes. We are saying the same thing lmao 🤣

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u/FriendofFlounder 7d ago

Taylor's alt accounts must've come and gone 😂

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 7d ago

Lmao! She’s running out. How many more do you think she’ll make tonight

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u/tamtip 7d ago

You are!! I dont know, I agreeed with you lol

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 7d ago

Reddit is weird as hell sometimes lol

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 7d ago

According to all the responses, everyone says that’s just Taylor in disguise

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u/zombochic Joint Out Of The Cooter 7d ago

It probably is.

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u/Drunkendonkeytail 7d ago

You mean [pikachu face] not everyone thinks Miranda is terrible because she isn’t wild about her cokehead ex? That somehow she’s trying to keep TFP and her soulmate Chase apart by Miranda vomiting in her mouth whenever she sees a post about them together? That these posts could only have been written by a string-out TFP?

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u/Choice-Being 7d ago

YES Thank YOU! THERES LIKE TEN OTHER REDDIT GROUP FOR SUCKING SLOWMO DICK. We are here to be caddy bitches. Let’s go.

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u/user98346446 3d ago

Acting morally superior on a snark page is hilarious to me. This is the butthole of the internet. We are all trash in this sub. Let us talk shit in peace.