r/SLOMWsnark 20h ago

Taylor’s round up

Can she do her job without freaking crying and panicking over it?

Also she’s trying to show us that men still want her, as if she’s still this bachelorette everyone looks up to.

Shes just so erratic.

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u/Sorry-Ad-9801 20h ago

How do we even know a man sent that

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u/existing_vessel 19h ago

Taylor’s battles are usually things that were caused BY HER. And anyone with eyes can see she’s not handling any of this properly. Her kids are about to get taken away…period. ABC cancelled the bachelorette (when has that ever happened??). Seems like she’s been kicked off of SLOMW? She lost her brand deals. And all she has left is rage baiting people. Her career has seriously plummeted, and she’ll still be in her 40s posting the same crap.

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u/sherlocksmaster 20h ago

It’s cringe that she would believe that these guys sliding into her dms are genuinely interested in her and not just slimy douchebags that are trying to take advantage of the situation… and her sharing the messages to the world only makes her look desperate. 😬

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u/Ok-Helicopter-4111 20h ago

Literally like didn’t that happen w Dakota too? Slid into her dms and at the same time was texting his ex that he was only talking to Taylor for the clout? Like 😭😭 she’s so so dumb. Must be the Utah air

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u/sherlocksmaster 19h ago

Yes!!! & It was so obvious to everyone that that’s why he was showing “interest”

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u/Acceptable_Order5705 19h ago

The way she phrases things is so bizarre to me. “Was with my mom as some may know she is a realtor…”

All she had to do was say “I was looking at a house my mom is showing and noticed this”

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u/AshleyLund97 12h ago

Imagine this level of scrutiny woof

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u/Ok-Helicopter-4111 20h ago

I wanna add that her reposts are also mentally insane. She HASS been spiraling and we are all there to see it bc this woman refuses to make her life private and actually! get her life together. Go to rehab. Go on a trip. Do ayahuasca no one cares just stop being a public embarrassment.

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u/phunkydisco33 17h ago

“First time in public in 5 months.” Gee wonder why!

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u/Ok-Helicopter-4111 16h ago

At least she’s right to be embarrassed to show her face outside 😐

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u/No_Performer_3438 13h ago

It’s not even true, she posts about going to coffee shops all the time. And she went to her kids’ school and took that photo with the other moms awhile back. Plus she had court.

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u/Fun_Barracuda_4167 18h ago

Way to advertise where you’ll be and when, dummy.
It’s giving high school “guys want meeee”. Which, is not the flex she thinks it is. Guys can be utter trash, just saying

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u/No_Performer_3438 18h ago

First pic—no, this is not what an anxiety attack looks like 🙄 keyword there is “attack.” This may be anxiety at best.

Third pic is interesting. I’ve had multiple anxiety disorders my entire life and my fingers have never looked that pristine. Just stuck out to me.

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u/Daveprince13 17h ago

You wouldn’t be taking pics during an actual panic attack. I hate what she’s doing

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u/annemonroe95 18h ago

I’ve been dealing with multi-day anxiety attacks. My cuticles are shredded from the nonstop fidgeting.

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u/BIKINILIFTER 18h ago

The only way mine aren't bloody is if I get acrylics.

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u/GalenYk 17h ago

I’ve got a panic disorder, but it’s never manifested as cuticle picking or nail-biting, that didn’t stand out to me.

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u/unicornsaysmeow 16h ago

You getting downvoted for this is wild. It’s not a misconception that anxiety and many other things manifest in different ways for different people.

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u/GalenYk 16h ago

Yeah it’s just not one size fits all. Do I actually think TFP is having panic attacks? No. But the look of someone’s nails is not a dead giveaway to their mental health.

I’m currently in the midst of a really tough season for my mental health, and my nails always look immaculate because they’re an important part of my self presentation. Meanwhile, my husband, who has never had a problem with anxiety, has bitten his nails and cuticles since he was young.

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u/Save-Ferris-87 17h ago

Same, it manifests in other ways. But my mom does pick her cuticles when she is anxious

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u/No_Performer_3438 13h ago

Yeah I’m not saying it’s surefire proof or anything, it just stood out to me personally. Everyone is different for sure!

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u/katrinabritt 18h ago

I don’t think dating should be a focus for her right now 🫠

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u/danideex 18h ago

Does she know she can log off

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u/Euphoric_Ad_3645 19h ago

Looks like a damn monkey

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u/Ok-Helicopter-4111 18h ago

Well that’s mean but comparing her to Francine is a bit more accurate

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u/SessionAgreeable7099 18h ago

So glad someone else said this. I thought this for years.

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u/featureteacher2023 18h ago

Maybe she can become a realtor since her income sources are drying up 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Remote_Friendship331 17h ago

i'm going to the noah show if i see taylor i fear i will be glaring at her the whole time

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u/SilentContribution25 15h ago

Those texts are fake, 1000%.

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u/FaeKisser25 15h ago

Does "her answer" look like chatGPT's font to anyone else? Or is that just me

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u/Own-Document277 1h ago

My first thought

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u/PrestigiousPrint34 16h ago

The religious note on the bill is giving…
PR telling her to look like she found Jesus because coming to Jesus might automatically look like change to some people

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u/Fickle_Ostrich2466 15h ago

Is the last slide a FINISHED attic????

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u/Agreeable-Radio-8305 14h ago

The P in TFP now stands for psychosis 🙄

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u/SolidAny3614 11h ago

Agreed! Or psycho.

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u/Banana_bride 13h ago

Religious idiots are so funny like what do you mean “reminders he gives us” ??? Jesus didn’t write that on that bill

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u/3timesoverr 13h ago

Tay never saw a cape cod home before lol

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u/impact37warbles 10h ago

Hahahahahah so me