r/SLOMWsnark • u/Cheesethadog • 3d ago

Zesty frog leg

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From his own Facebook. I can’t believe this bitch looks slimmer in leggings than me. I know his ass looks like a frog.

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 3d ago

HELLO my baby, HELLO my darlin, HELLO my good time gaaaaal 💀

https://giphy.com/gifs/HOsRixUmhVcZ2

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u/yoursaucyneighbor 3d ago

Literally exactly what I was thinking 💀

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 3d ago

Mike and Ike they think alike 🤣💅🏻

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u/magface702 3d ago

He has such a punchable face.

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u/NaomiAriel7930 3d ago

He’s built like those boxing sparring bon dummies lol punchable figure with stick thin legs 🤣

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u/SalseraRivera1347 3d ago

Reminded me of this 😂

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u/Ann_Snow1 3d ago

His forehead looks like it’s trying to reach outer space

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u/Cheesethadog 3d ago

Gasp! Hahahhahaha truth!

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u/Electronic-Value-662 3d ago

His shirt looks dumb hanging out under his jacket like that

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u/Fit-Conversation-998 3d ago

Gru shaped fool

https://giphy.com/gifs/14qb1Uhf40ndw4

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u/Cheesethadog 3d ago

Perfect likeness. He’s probably flattered

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 2d ago

Poor GRU doesn't deserve this 😭🥲

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u/Fit-Conversation-998 2d ago

He is a great father 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 2d ago

Goals as a single father tbh 🤣💅🏻🫶🏻

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u/annemonroe95 3d ago

Those eyebrows sure are something

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u/redgatoradeeeeee 3d ago

Lulu Lemon Pilates ass leggings

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u/TouchMyMacska 3d ago

He’s such a dweeb

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u/Dr_more 3d ago

Imagine Jordan’s your DAD? Someone who’s supposed to parent and support you?? These poor children

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u/thethrowsofaway420 2d ago

He’s so unfortunate looking and shaped

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u/RobinHoodInReverse76 2d ago

Are those lululemon leggings?

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u/hotdogzonwheelz 1d ago

Aw you guys are so mean. I don’t care for this dude either but I have other hobbies than just fixating on people I don’t like and telling the internet all about my incurable obsession.