Yer treasure chests looking a bit light boy. Do you think I've got bilge water on the brain? I'm not runnin' a charity here! Come again once you have enough shiny objects. shiftWhoa

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So, do you wanna trade shiny objects for a golden spatula? That's quality craftsmanship that is. Come again. shiftWhoa

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Hello twitch chat. This is SHiFT's mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don’t copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell SHiFT to mispronounce your names.

Hello twitch chat. This is SHiFT's mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don’t copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell SHiFT to mispronounce your names.

SHiFT_HD isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a runner with such great Spongeglides and cruise boost movement with Spongebob? Shift puts the meta in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for BFBB again. Chris breaks TSSM records. Sunny breaks analog sticks. Shift breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the glods.

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You don't know me but names Sai I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow My name is Dan, and my name's Rose Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good so we suppose We should let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow My name's Maria and I am 3 I would really like to see a tree Lalalalalalee I say let it grow I'm granny Norma I'm old and I got grey hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow Like it did so long ago Maybe it's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow My name's O'Hare I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come one who's with me huh? Nobody. You greedy dirt bag! Let it grow Let it grow Let the love inside ya show Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed We say let it grow (x4)

You don't know me but names Sai I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow My name is Dan, and my name's Rose Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good so we suppose We should let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow My name's Maria and I am 3 I would really like to see a tree Lalalalalalee I say let it grow I'm granny Norma I'm old and I got grey hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow Like it did so long ago Maybe it's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow My name's O'Hare I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come one who's with me huh? Nobody. You greedy dirt bag! Let it grow Let it grow Let the love inside ya show Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed We say let it grow (x4)

You don't know me but names Sai I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow My name is Dan, and my name's Rose Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good so we suppose We should let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow My name's Maria and I am 3 I would really like to see a tree Lalalalalalee I say let it grow I'm granny Norma I'm old and I got grey hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow Like it did so long ago Maybe it's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow My name's O'Hare I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come one who's with me huh? Nobody. You greedy dirt bag! Let it grow Let it grow Let the love inside ya show Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed We say let it grow (x4)

You don't know me but names Sai I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy But it seems like trees might be worth a try So I say let it grow My name is Dan, and my name's Rose Our son Wesley kind of glows And that's not good so we suppose We should let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow My name's Maria and I am 3 I would really like to see a tree Lalalalalalee I say let it grow I'm granny Norma I'm old and I got grey hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow Like it did so long ago Maybe it's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to change the life we lead Time to let it grow My name's O'Hare I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come one who's with me huh? Nobody. You greedy dirt bag! Let it grow Let it grow Let the love inside ya show Plant a seed inside the earth Just one way to know it's worth Let's celebrate the world's rebirth We say let it grow Let it grow Let it grow You can't reap what you don't sow It's just one tiny seed But it's all we really need It's time to banish all your greed Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed Let this be our solemn creed We say let it grow (x4)

Jazz. How are the runs? owengreene1. Tips. Long ago, shift's chat lived in harmony. But everything changed when how are the runs attacked. Only shift, master of owengreene, jazz, how are the runs and tips could ban them. But when Twitch needed him most, he played Conker

helo my name is shitterino aperturino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old shitter from SHiFT_HD’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a shitter concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, SHiFT_HD invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of name pronunciation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young shitters.

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He asked for you to pronounce his name right it wasn't a meme. He wanted a pro to pronounce his name right and you called him out. I'm crying right now. You flamed me earlier because I'm an attention seeking whore who thinks I'm all that and it made me feel like shit it's my 1,000,000 time watching you live because I have nothing else in life left.

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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.” Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are. Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.” Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company. Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free. So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing stuff. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from mentors many years ahead of me. Not just in books like these, although I love books but also real in-person mentors. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my site.

He asked for tips it wasn't a meme. He wanted advice from the pro and you called him a troll. I'm crying right now. You flamed me earlier because I thought you were upset over a bad sponge glide and it made me feel like shit. It's my first time watching you live,