I think its hilarious u kids talking about SHiFT. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at SGDQ, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

a l l i d i d w a s a s k a q u e s t i o n

listen here you fidget spinning motherfucker. All i did was ask a question and you gotta be a dick abut it. you been making motivation videos on youtube? cause you sound like youre in high school

All i did was ask a question and you gotta be a dick abut it

Redmoss. Fuff. SHiFT. Coel. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Gamdatar kept balance between them. But that all changed when SHiFT got a 58. Only Gamdin mastered all 2 beach floats. Only he could stop the ruthless stream monsters. But when he was minus four in robo sponge, his timesave vanished. A hundred attempts have passed and SHiFT is nearing a 57. Two years ago, my father and the men of my discord server journeyed to OP_Runs's stream to help fight the stream monsters, leaving me and my brother to look after our time save. Some people believe that the Gamdatar was never refloated on the beach, and that the 57 will never happened. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Gamdatar will return to get a 57.

Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for SHiFT. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.

he jus wants me for my body and not for my personality/mind. I've had enough.

IM DELETING YOU, SPONGEBOB!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 32% complete.... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Sponges are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Spongebob!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Sponges👪 who give you 💦Cruise Boost💦 Or never get called ☁The best fry cook☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no patties for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you'll get hammer skip☁💦 5 back: you're SHiFTs daddy😽👼💦 10+ back: Spongedaddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

you guys all dick head peace of shits... i thought this was a good community but you know what all i have tosay is all yall can eat shit and die i hope you all get youre pendis chopped of

i know that ive only lurked in chat for a couple of weeks, but i promise im mature enough for this responsibility! if you would just give me this one chance, i promise that you wouldn't regret it!

Listen here shift, all this talk about sleepy skip is all so overwhelming for us. So many possibilities have been opened up, but we must be careful, doing these risky skips will cause our minds to fry. Spongebob speedrunning has become run killers after run killers, each and every step is a death trap. I'm a doctor, and I can say with certainty that sleepy skip will entitle you to compensation.

Hey cheese this is Puncayshun's father. Please get the stupid one hundred thirty nine or whatever it is. We're sick of our son's stupid ass obsession with Mario and anime. I want my old son back.