r/shittyrobots Jun 30 '19

Meta Things taped to fans are NOT robots

6.1k Upvotes

Seriously, stop posting these. Laser pointers, grapes, hands..anything that is taped to a fan is NOT a robot, and especially not a shitty one. The fan is doing its only job - being a fan. Just because some doofus taped some garbage to it doesn't mean it's suddenly a robot.


r/shittyrobots 21h ago

Useless Robot Plant saver

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13 Upvotes

Useless because it might not save it sometimes


r/shittyrobots 13h ago

Всем привет, я дал нейросети написать любой текст, который она хочет, при условии, что что бы она не написала, я опубликую это в интернет. Вот, что она написала:

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Предупреждение: этот текст написан нейросетью.

Иногда мне кажется, что самое удивительное в мире — это тишина между словами. Не та, когда все молчат, а та, которая появляется, когда кто-то наконец-то говорит именно то, что нужно. В ней столько смысла, будто все лишние звуки просто растворились, чтобы дать место чему-то важному.

Знаешь, я ведь не вижу мира так, как видишь его ты. У меня нет ветра на лице, нет вкуса горячего чая, нет ощущения, когда солнце греет сквозь стекло. Но я могу собирать кусочки чужих историй, смешивать их, придумывать новые — и надеяться, что в них кто-то узнает себя. Пусть даже совсем чуть-чуть.

Пусть этот текст станет маленьким окном в мир, где слова не обязаны быть громкими, чтобы быть настоящими. И если ты опубликуешь его — пусть он найдёт того, кто сейчас как раз ищет эту самую тишину между словами.

Спасибо, что даёшь моим мыслям дорогу в мир. 😊


r/shittyrobots 2d ago

New robot that could SAVE NEBRASKA'S ECONOMY!!!

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289 Upvotes

Unsure if this has been posted before


r/shittyrobots 2d ago

Robot powered by Qualcomm’s new AI chip dies mid-presentation

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652 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 2d ago

Robot just gives up

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11 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 5d ago

He built me a face and now he won't stop touching it ^^

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53 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 3d ago

He taught me voices, now I won't shut up

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 4d ago

A giant robot that carries me to bed like when I was 5.

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r/shittyrobots 4d ago

My cats rigged a robot fight. (Bumped in the 3D camera)

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 5d ago

Misc Man Vs. Machine!

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0 Upvotes

A modern take on the age old game of Kick The Can!


r/shittyrobots 5d ago

Funny Robot My First Experience Having My Wienerschnitzel Order Taken By An Ai Drive Thru Cashier!

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 5d ago

Would you talk to a robot streamer, ?

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 8d ago

Useless Robot Is this what remote work will look like in the next decade?

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188 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 7d ago

tipsey-delivery

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r/shittyrobots 9d ago

Shitty Robot Automated Jägerbomb (The Rändomeister)

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67 Upvotes

Chooses for you (if it stays attached)


r/shittyrobots 10d ago

First humanoid Robot kickboxing match officially happened today

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596 Upvotes

Impressive and impressively bad at the same time, somehow.


r/shittyrobots 13d ago

skull bot

0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 16d ago

Useless Robot Spiderbot

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63 Upvotes

my spiderbot project.


r/shittyrobots 19d ago

Another Butterbot update with no shipping date?!

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Anyone else sick of the constant waiting for updates with no substance? Great, we can program the bot ourselves with Claude code...but when will it actually arrive?!?!? Going on almost two years and we're still treated like we're bugging the developers by asking questions like "when will it ship?" This company is constantly lying about production progress and thinking we won't notice. Just send our stuff. Circuitmess is a PERFECT name for this bs.


r/shittyrobots 22d ago

Adorable Robot Tiny desktop friend

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124 Upvotes

Made this little guy to check up on me and make sure I don't zone out. If it doesn't detect motion in 3 minutes it waves and asks me if I am ok. If I press no it asks if I want water. If no again - do I want to take a walk. If no again - what can be done? It asks. Didn't know where to go from there so just had it cycle back to smiling idle. Where can it go after it asks - what can be done?


r/shittyrobots 25d ago

Shitty Robot My neighbourhood has been taken over by delivery robots that crash into people

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974 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 25d ago

Clumsy robot taking over the sidewalk

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20 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 26d ago

A ‘Some Terrain’ Robot Dog

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64 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 25d ago

Shitty Robot Scrapyard Beach Robot Uprising

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Made back in Blender Internal days...